pretty sure those porta loo's have those pump hand washing stations so i'm guessing he goes back in there to wash all the piss off his hands

what a complete moron though, washing your hands with a f***ing urinal cake?!

Some nice stories.

I agree with groganus.

It's a bit wierd when you are washing your hands after a slash and someone you know walks in, says hi, and then disappears into a cubicle. Then moments later hear them moan followed by an almighty split/fart and s*** pummeling out. No shame, no respect. Not to mention the stench - but I'm usually gone by then....

Also a place I worked at had a regular staff drinks on a Friday once a month. After staying a bit late one night I was second last to leave and thought I better piss before the bus ride home. Upon entering I was greeted with a violent stench and the shocking discovery of a a stool, quite a big stool, laying on the bathroom floor, about 1 meter from the recepticle.

I quickly left telling the last remaining drunk (who was plastered and I suspect was him) that the toilets smell bad - he entered and came back out saying the pipes are blocked and he'll fix it before he goes home!?!

He didn't and Monday morning saw some very angry Partners and the word of the mystery stooler was spreading....

pretty sure those porta loo's have those pump hand washing stations so i'm guessing he goes back in there to wash all the piss off his hands

Yeah maybe, but why didn't he use that in the first place instead of drenching his hands in a continental blend of urine?
BTW, I feel sorry for the next person who visits that cubicle, he put his piss hands all over the handle. lol
Oh yeah, I love how he looks for a deeper part of the trough cause the piss aint deep enough.

What's that fkn public toilet in the valley strip? Only been desperate enough to use that once and it was f***ing disgusting, s*** was everywhere and pretty much the entire floor was piss...

Still i dunno Valley has gone downhill so fast, last 2x i been there i've seen chicks just pissing on the side walk, kinda wtf :|

yer im pretty sure the valley hasn't gotten any worse
its been s*** for a long time

it's been s*** for a long time

ISWYDT

LOL that handwashing fail one was in Haarlem the town I live for the victory celebrations, I think the guy was Polish or something theres quite a few of them living here.

Sounded American to me.

2. Went to stay at a friends farm for a real rural Chinese experience. The family s***ter was literally a hole dug in the ground with a small movable tin shelter. The fun part was the hole had 2 planks across it, you put one foot on each plank. Fun eh? it gets better - when I had to go for a number 2 there was a brief family discussion and my friend and his father followed me to the dunny.

Try having severe food poisoning in Zambia, I had to make the tour bus pull over in some god forsaken village to explosively s*** in a hole in the ground while the village children watched through the ragged cloth that was a door while the "walls" were 4 foot high piles of rocks.

Doesn't beat my wife though who had food poisoning several days before in Malawi, one of the poorest countries in the world, we pulled over for her to run into some bushes near a village. Some villagers ran out and told her to come out of there. She didn't know why so she stayed, then after a bit came running out itching all over. Turns out the "bushes" were poisonous. One villager ran over an grabbed some leaves from some other plant and rubbed it all over her legs to soothe the itching.

Moral of the story is don't eat chocolate from an esky that is full of melted ice water in Africa.

toilettiquite?

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