He charged $80 which I claimed on my tax return.

I would hope you don't get audited, as medical expenses are given as examples of private and domestic expenses which negate the deductibility of work related expenditure.

I just started a new job, it included an extensive medical

its just an excuse for your boss to grab your balls

id happily let my boss grab my balls*



*if it involved a payrise

What?
Drug tests?

I was only aware that they did this for mine sites.

We have pee tests at ours, but its checking for blood, not drugs.

Yeah you guys are confused, the piss in a cup is so the nurse can test it for health reasons, not drugs.

I've done the pre-employment medical for Aus Post 4 times now (they keep making me do it everytime I reapply during uni break).

Involves the urine test (not drugs), eye test, hearing test (heard -5dB last time, epic ears) and then the doctor makes you move your limbs around and do a few exercises for 5 minutes, does his usual cough thing on your chest, do the ahhhhhhh, checks your ears then lies you down and presses on your abs.

Too easy.

my boss is hot, she can grab my balls any time

Yeah you guys are confused, the piss in a cup is so the nurse can test it for health reasons, not drugs.

Wrong. Well wrong onthe drugs part.

My beatiful piss was divided into three or four canisters, each one tested for different things. She specifically asked me have you done drugs recently or had panadol etc because this canister tests for it, I'd had a joint a few months earlier so was marginally concerened - came up negative though.

The canisters were purpose made things that, you piss in it and it fills each canister which was pre-loaded with whatever chemical does the testing.

I cracked the seals on them as directed by the nurse to make the tests happen - kind of like the new Berocca bottles where the tablet drops in the water - maybe that's where Berocca got the idea?

last edited by mission at 08:19:48 20/Mar/10

so yes whoop, u r gonna have to show ur wang indirectly to ur future employer

Wow talk about nazi policies.