Just joking :)

We actually have 2 kittens for sale :)

They are still little and won't be ready for sale for another 4 weeks, but just to give you as look at them, here they are.......

http://beccaunicorn.tripod.com/images/Shadow_smaller.jpg http://beccaunicorn.tripod.com/images/Storm_smaller.jpg

http://beccaunicorn.tripod.com/images/Storm_and_Shadow_smaller.jpg

The black one is "Shadow" and the grey one is "Storm"
( You will be expected to keep their name :) )

SO, by the time they are ready for sale, they will have been Wormed, and they will have had their first needle and been vet checked about 4 times :)

They'll be $50 each, and anyone interested can icq me :) #57272950 !

They are BOTH extremely cute and playful. Though Shadow is the bigger one out of the two ! :)

Opppsss, and they are BOTH female :)

(Another Kitten for sale, pic is further down the Thread)

Free sex with the kittens?

I HOPE SO!!

mmm.. kitten p0rn! :)

lol rofl

does shadow come with his own teddy to molest? like in the pics

arent thye cute, i like the name storm.

you know i'd buy a cat, but they are just too much of an inconvience

now if someone were to sell cats in glass jars that would be awesome

sif my cat isnt cuter than both or em put together (not that im a good judge cos the pics dont work)

http://beatninja.tripod.com/jessdrawer.jpg

BTW, we also have another cat named "Satin".

She's about 6 weeks, and will be ready for sale in the next 2-3 weeks :)

Same deal as te other two, Needle, wormed, flead, vet Checked , also $50.

http://beccaunicorn.tripod.com/images/Satin.jpg

sif my cat wouldnt eat all these ones

Doesn't look like a satan to me =)

Satin as in the Material ya geek !!!

(Pronounced Saturn, like the planet)

cats make terrible boxer shorts though

Yes Danny, we've SEEN a picture of your starving cat in front of the fridge ok, why don't ya feed it once in a while :P

And, seriously anyone interested you know my ICQ :)

I'll have my people contact your people, then we can eat your people.

Hahahaha ineff haha

"now if someone were to sell cats in glass jars that would be awesome"

haha

hey, he used to be cute:

http://users.bigpond.net.au/gluchie/pics/charly/kitten1.jpg

I'll take the kittens if they are free. ALways good to get more pussy around the house

They would be good amusement for my dog for about ten minutes :P

Sorry necra....

necra none of your pics work.........thought you should know.....

Hehe, see thing is, i'd GIVE them away if i could, but they are expensive when they are little. We have to buy the milk for them, the flea tretment, special bisciuts. And also pay for the VETS, which can ring up a high bill, we always get then checked out at least 2-3 times when they are with us. And we also pay the $30 for their needle, so really, we're losing out!

But hey, we're saving cats from being killed, and saving them from becoming Strays on the Street and making a nusance of themselves, killing native widelife.

oiah, yes they do, they just dont for some ppl! :)

Somethign to do with my tripod account, blah blah, i dont understand it !

I think the best cat is a flat cat, only coz they make my sinus's play up.

mine came with the house, just wanders in and whinges till i feed it

umm where is that angry cat?? i think he'd crap and eat all of these poor attempts of the feline species

Haha yeah where is that psycho cat!!! That thing kicks ass :)

I wish I had a digital camera. I would take a pic of my cat Alister. He's scary. Had this absis thing on his head a while ago, and he tore it open all the time. Now one side of his head is pulled upwards cause of the scar. He now has this big absis on his neck. It's clean cut. You can see into his neck when he moves a certain way.

http://somethingawful.efront.com/cliff/ihateyou/uglycat.jpg
"ROWWWWWWRRRRRR!
Free sex with those fine young pussies?!!? YES PLEASE!!! ROWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!"

christ maxe your cat thing picture looks exactly the same as my ninj, even the same damn markings on face
bleh bet hes been stealing someone elses lurvin :(

I guess that title is the reason I couldnt get on to QGL (server overloads) this afternoon. And sorry Necra, but arent Storm and Shadow pretty corny names?

I guess that title is the reason I couldnt get on to QGL (server overloads) this afternoon. And sorry Necra, but arent Storm and Shadow pretty corny names? How about 'misato' or 'ayeka' eh bob?

Id prefer Ryo Oh-Ki as a pet. Cute and furry when young, grows up into a useful interstellar space ship! God I love anime...

http://www.redcliffe.au.com/bigasscat.jpg
ha ha! you are scare of cat
WHY DO YOU ESCAPE!!!?1

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahaha thanks Cerb :)

Now that is one big pussy hilikus!! :P

yeah almost like an axe wound....

and morindin WTF?!??!

The anime thing has so been done over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over....

Must it invade every single thread where a picture is posted?

hmm
thought someone was pimping me when i saw the title of the thread

I can start posting more anime too Khel, if you really want me too.

Jared, why not just make a partition on your hdd, and make an ftp for everyone to get your anime etc, we dun need to see all those anime pics again, i mean if you were gonna give us some divx :D maybe. OOHER

CATS!!! ^^bump^^ :)

Hmmmm...Kaygen, that's not a bad idea...
I'll see what I can do.

I keep coming in here, I keep checking this thread, I keep hoping and yet.... no free sex! What is wrong with this picture!! Free sex people, need, want, now!!

who cares about the sex, look at the size of that goddam cat up there!

That's one f***ing big pussy.

the guy holding it is actually a dwarf :p

an underpants gnome

Its really a deformed horse.....

like on Jerry Springer

its actually his wife

was she in a james bond movie?? playing the part of Pussy Galore???

I was going to say something, but eh .. i've got nuthin

Nothing would be better than that effort that boxhead just offered.....

jeez...give us a break, i was trying...really i was..

yeah .. go easy, I mean, it is a really goddam bit kitty!

That a real cat? Or did someone get a pic of the guy, and a pic of a normal sized cat, enlarged the cat, and used m4d l337 ph0t05h0p 5k1lz to insert it?

So, back the topic for a sec. How much hair and stuff would those cats leave all over the place? And how hard is it to train a cat to not crap all over the house? And how often do they crap all over the house anyway even when you think they're trained?

Yes, it may be a little hard to believe, but I ask these questions in at least mostly seriousness. Just kinda pondering the idea of getting a housecat but its a rental house and I dont want a cat thats gonna go around decreasing my bond.

you dont really need to train cats to s*** in a litter box, they just know. If the litter is all grotty cause you've been slack and not emptied it they'd prolly grogan on the floor.

they dont leave that much hair, prolly about the same amount of pubes that your mum leaves in my shower.

Hilikus dun go posting pics of my mum on the net, just cause she asked for change... ooher

i believe a successful comeback requires me to understand what the hell your on about, my reply is a direct result from that:

blah blah blah... blah blah, fagot.™ :P

Khel, cats are f***ing easy to train. Like earlier stated, you leave out kitty litter, they will use it.
And they don't leave much hair. Unless you get a Persian like mine.

cats suck
dogs own cats
the best cat is dead

HAHAHAHAHA, kaygen said "ooher" again.

that cracks me up dude :)

this topic lame.

no more comments.

We once found a box full of about 12 kittens. We took them home and dug little wholes in the ground and buried them to their heads.

We then proceeded to mow the lawn.

HOW WHERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WOULD BE THAT MESSY!!

It completely rooted the lawn mower blood and gore promotes rusting pretty well and the back yard stunk for weeks.

THERE ARE BETTER WAYS PEOPLE.

I'll be the first to say, thats seriously screwed up sprinkles.... but then again it is you we're talking about here...so i have to make an exception

kats are too much trouble if the fuken things fed themselves and were toilet trained you wouldn't have a problem would u... i think we should genetically engineer kats with human hands or sumthin.

Well, i named the Black one Shadow ! I think it's a good name !

Lyco named the other one Storm! No Comment ! :)

Ya, cats use the kitty litter box all the time :) Like everyone said, unless it's dirty and then they'll get ya back by s***ting on the floor :) Cats are great :)

And Sprinkles ..... :(

OH yeah good to see u comment for every1 necra, but u didnt comment on my "Cats with hands" idea... I think im onto a winner here...

The finished product would probably look something like sprinkles.

Sorry mick, err yeh, cats with hands, great idea.

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Mick, if they engineered "kats" with human hands, they'd bitch-slap your stupid ass

shut the f*** up

Sorry necra, just an observation. And you guys should know that bob and I p1mp anime at every opportunity.

More misato =)