(1) I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

(2) Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

(3) I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.

(4) Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven.

(5) Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them?

(6) How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

(7) Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb!

(8) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

(9) Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

(10) Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay
back while You blow the hell out of me.

(11) If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.

(12) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?


haha, my favorite is 9 :)

(13) I like your shoes

haha

(14) How much for a hand job?

(15) Well its not about to suck itself now is it? (in a strong pommy accent)

Guaranteed to get a reaction

(15) "Wanna come back to my place for pizza and sex?"
*slap*
"What! don't you like pizza?"

(16) If I could rearrange the Alphabet I'd put U and I together.

(16.5) If I could rearrange the Alphabet I'd put U and I together...and in the word Erotic

(16.5) If I could rearrange the Alphabet I'd put U and I together...and in the word Erotic

Indeed... very droll.

heh i like 10

If I flip this coin, whats the chance of me getting head?

LoL @anarot

top 10 pickup lines..hehe goes to '12)'

lol anarot

your dress matches my bedspread :p

I love that line - has to be the best ever :)
(mine that is, not FL's.... :P)

wannaf***orshouldisaysorry?

anarot's is cool,

1) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?

Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

2)Male: Is this seat empty?

Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.

3)Male: Your place or mine?

Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.

4)Male: So, what do you do for a living.

Female: I'm a female impersonator.

5)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Female: DO NOT ENTER.

6)Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Female: UNFERTILIZED.

7)Male: Your body's like a temple

Female: Sorry, there are no services today.

8)Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Female: But would you stay there?

9)Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.

Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

hey eye_kandy!
How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Nowhere near you.

"hey babe, my face is leaving in ten minutes...be on it"

hahaha

roffle!

nice legs when do they open

Heh, read about 50 last night at a party in fact, see if I can remember them:

1) So, what pickup line works best on you?
2)
Guy: Ten Ton Polar Bear
Chick: Huh?
Guy: TEN TON POLAR BEAR
Chick: wtf?
Guy: well, it broke the ice.

3) If I asked you for sex, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?

Damn it, we had like 12 picked out that were bloody priceless, but i've forgotten 9 already :(

3) If I asked you for sex, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?

I had to read that twice to get it

its quite heeeeelarious

This one work for me ;P

hey, you got asian in you?

"naw"

Want some ;}

I don't think that'd work for me some how.... I'm not Asian and my last gf was :P

how you doin :P

"If i told you, you have a beautiful body, would you hold it againts me"
good ol monty python, yeah you know what im talkina bout *wink*

Nice Shoes!

you missed the bus, check the 1st post there mr ninja

it says I like your shoes
I did a variation on that hillarious one










dont make me post my sig

YES! POST THE SIG!

http://users.bigpond.net.au/raraku/rara.gif

MAN ONCE A CHICK SEES THAT SHE'LL BE POWERLESS AGAINST ME

powerless as in gagging, vomiting and rolling on the floor? if so, when do we sign up?

NON of those pickup lines EVER work you bunch of retardos.

Of cousre they don't 'work', but they are funny. And if you do actually say them the girl will probbaly laugh which = breaking the ice which = the 1st step to being shut down

# Gidday, how am I doing so far.

# Grab your jacket....you've pulled.

guy: can i smell your pussy?
chick: NO!
guy: must be your feet

LOL WarT

Now that's class.

f*** me if i'm wrong, but havent we met?

Excuse me, do you f*** as well as you dance?
Are you as hot in the bedroom as you are on the dancefloor?
Oh really...? See ya...later... Go on, get your kit off...
No not you... Put it away. Take your dog-like face to another place,
cos I can't look at it. Let's get twisted. Twisted. Twisted.

Hahaha I love that song :)

Muhahahaha, f*** me of i'm wrong but have we met.......muhaahahahahahah!

here's one i like, it's a great line if a chick decides to snob you.

you ask "would you like to dance?"

is she says yes, then good for you, but is she says no...you say..

"i'm sorry, you misheard me..i said you look fat in those pants"

"f*** me, you whore."

Nice and subtle.

necra's gonna use ome of these for her two celeb women :D

"Hi, my name is Ben. Remember it because you'll be screaming it later."

I used a modified version of number (2) last night, and it got me action :D

My Pockets hurt

haha slinky you poof

Oi.. I have known the chick for months though :P

haha

i'd feel like a f***ing retard if i said one of those lines to a female :D

Sprinkles - i like spanking my own willy, would you like to have a go?


he used that one on me the other night, it worked good.

I actually used a variation of #1 and it worked well :)

I like;

"Do you know the difference between a headjob and a ham sandwich?"
"No"
"Let's do lunch!"

And a friend used to walk up to women in night clubs and ask straight out, "Do you want to go back to my place and have sex?" He got a lot of slaps in the face but eventually he'd get lucky.

And a friend used to walk up to women in night clubs and ask straight out, "Do you want to go back to my place and have sex?" He got a lot of slaps in the face but eventually he'd get lucky.

it's commonly know among barmen as the 'one in ten rule'.

walk up to women and bluntly ask them for sex.

you'll be lucky if you ever get to 10.

koopz! you wanger!!

i said this thred was for VIEWING purposes only!



hmm :(

Admins, delete this thred if you want.

haha...

this one is betterer

and *you* have the power to delete it if it's so very important to you

hehe, i don't mind :)

1) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?

Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Male: Oh I'm sorry, I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in that skirt.

oooh, thread minings back...

dont rez threads ok ...