Yeah lol I'll be going to the states next week and have to put up with that for 2 weeks

who the f*** takes a s*** away from home anyway!?!??!?!!?

i dont even know how you can go out and need to take a s*** in a club

we have 2 toilets here that are completely seperate and lockable so it's complete privacy when you're in there :]

and for some reason most people seem to use one of them in particular and not the other so i can usually go into the other one without it smelling like it's just been used

the other one always smells like it's just been used for number 2 which amazes me as we don't have that many people in the office for their to be a constant flow of people s***ting in it

oh well, i use the good one

ahaha that video made me squeal like a little girl

Anyone been to China? No etiquette required, it's every man and woman for themselves!

I have 2 memorable examples.

1. No toilet seat just cubicles with no door, all cubicles joined by a trench with running water trickling through it ( trench runs from left to right through all cubicles). Squatting down to have a crap, I am number 3 cubicle, I hear the guy next to me release bombs and watch them flow under my ass with all the fumes associated.

2. Went to stay at a friends farm for a real rural Chinese experience. The family s***ter was literally a hole dug in the ground with a small movable tin shelter. The fun part was the hole had 2 planks across it, you put one foot on each plank. Fun eh? it gets better - when I had to go for a number 2 there was a brief family discussion and my friend and his father followed me to the dunny.

I am errrm wats up?? They were terrified that I was going to fall in and insisted on supporting me ( holding me up by hands by the Dad, my friend behind me with his hands under my armpits ).

I have no shame after 5 yrs in China.

hahah

haha nologic wins

i thought in china they just s*** on the side of the road.

Man... I'm suprised there hasn't been a comment like this already... it is the internets after all.

If shes wearing jeans bend her over and take her from behind, make sure she gets good support against the wall incase of an accident.

If shes wearing a skirt put the toilet seat down so she can sit on your lap with her legs around you.

nah ravn0s, I think you are thinking of Fortitude Valley...

I saw the grunt loos (called so because you grab the pole and grunt squeezing out a hot turd burger) in Asia and they are f***ing nasty, I did not want to even attempt to use this thing so I waited until I found a nice western toilet with jet nozzles, warm hair dryer, etc - f***ing love those things.

The thing that gets me about toilets in the work place is that inevitably somebody always takes a massive f***ing dump and doesn't wipe up properly or they piss all over the floor in the urinal and so on. f*** dudes, we're a small office - get it together.

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Bloody hell, the moron then goes back into the cubicle- what for, to wash his hands in the s***ter? I'd be freaking out if I did that.lol

Probably to hide in shame

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

man would he feel like an ass

Had to be done really :p

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I bet you all know/have heard about this?

haha NoLogin & infi wins.

Also an appropriate link for this topic:

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2010/08/the-long-unglamorous-history-of-the-toilet/

heardy has a strange concept of winning.

pretty sure those porta loo's have those pump hand washing stations so i'm guessing he goes back in there to wash all the piss off his hands

what a complete moron though, washing your hands with a f***ing urinal cake?!

Some nice stories.

I agree with groganus.

It's a bit wierd when you are washing your hands after a slash and someone you know walks in, says hi, and then disappears into a cubicle. Then moments later hear them moan followed by an almighty split/fart and s*** pummeling out. No shame, no respect. Not to mention the stench - but I'm usually gone by then....

Also a place I worked at had a regular staff drinks on a Friday once a month. After staying a bit late one night I was second last to leave and thought I better piss before the bus ride home. Upon entering I was greeted with a violent stench and the shocking discovery of a a stool, quite a big stool, laying on the bathroom floor, about 1 meter from the recepticle.

I quickly left telling the last remaining drunk (who was plastered and I suspect was him) that the toilets smell bad - he entered and came back out saying the pipes are blocked and he'll fix it before he goes home!?!

He didn't and Monday morning saw some very angry Partners and the word of the mystery stooler was spreading....

pretty sure those porta loo's have those pump hand washing stations so i'm guessing he goes back in there to wash all the piss off his hands

Yeah maybe, but why didn't he use that in the first place instead of drenching his hands in a continental blend of urine?
BTW, I feel sorry for the next person who visits that cubicle, he put his piss hands all over the handle. lol
Oh yeah, I love how he looks for a deeper part of the trough cause the piss aint deep enough.

What's that fkn public toilet in the valley strip? Only been desperate enough to use that once and it was f***ing disgusting, s*** was everywhere and pretty much the entire floor was piss...

Still i dunno Valley has gone downhill so fast, last 2x i been there i've seen chicks just pissing on the side walk, kinda wtf :|

yer im pretty sure the valley hasn't gotten any worse
its been s*** for a long time

it's been s*** for a long time

ISWYDT

LOL that handwashing fail one was in Haarlem the town I live for the victory celebrations, I think the guy was Polish or something theres quite a few of them living here.

Sounded American to me.

2. Went to stay at a friends farm for a real rural Chinese experience. The family s***ter was literally a hole dug in the ground with a small movable tin shelter. The fun part was the hole had 2 planks across it, you put one foot on each plank. Fun eh? it gets better - when I had to go for a number 2 there was a brief family discussion and my friend and his father followed me to the dunny.

Try having severe food poisoning in Zambia, I had to make the tour bus pull over in some god forsaken village to explosively s*** in a hole in the ground while the village children watched through the ragged cloth that was a door while the "walls" were 4 foot high piles of rocks.

Doesn't beat my wife though who had food poisoning several days before in Malawi, one of the poorest countries in the world, we pulled over for her to run into some bushes near a village. Some villagers ran out and told her to come out of there. She didn't know why so she stayed, then after a bit came running out itching all over. Turns out the "bushes" were poisonous. One villager ran over an grabbed some leaves from some other plant and rubbed it all over her legs to soothe the itching.

Moral of the story is don't eat chocolate from an esky that is full of melted ice water in Africa.

toilettiquite?

valley <3