You cant be Raptured unless you are Circumcised.

That's what she said.

the invisible dude told us this. The guy who needs all our money.

Same as death, you're mind cannot get around the fact that it is basically "ALL BLACK, FOREVER" and no waking up!

its not black, black is a concept your mind has a grasp of, and statements like "forever" are meaningless.

http://memegenerator.net/ALL-BLACKS/ImageMacro/1845977/ALL-BLACKS-ALL-BLACK-FOREVER.jpg

Here is my answer, by far one of the best descriptions for religion and Christianity.



and part 2



and part 3



Religion is mealy control for the masses, it prolly had a original, true and just purpose but I feel this has long been lost many thousands of years ago and Christianity is the biggest offender of them all...... IMO BTW.

Can it please wait at least another 8 days, my birthday is on the 27th!

My wedding's on the 28th, so it needs to wait until after then!

I always laughed at this. The bible as told by anon. Rather accurate.

http://a.imageshack.us/img714/9640/bibleastoldbyanon.jpg




last edited by DM at 14:01:41 30/Jul/10

@ DM

I LOL'd so hard.

hahaha rcon password for life and cp hahahahha

You cant predict judgement day... it keeps changing when ever the young Connor's timeline is altered by his friends travelling into the past to save him.

i would so read a gospel according to anon.

OH s*** Y2K is in 2011... OMG

That's only a week before my birthday... God can really be an ass sometimes :(