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Topic: Karate Kid remake to be set in China.
Charlie
Posts: 908
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Karate? In China??

EH?

It's starring Jackie Chan and has the same story as the original. New kid moves to new area due to mother getting a job and he gets bullied until an old bloke helps him out.

Edit:

Here's the trailer.

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maxe
Posts: 14260
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
black kid in china

suspension of disbelief broken
CeMaX
Posts: 595
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
That's Will Smith and Jada Pinkett's kid.

Will see, love Jackie!
Bah
Posts: 3454
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
So it will be the Kung fu kid?
Skitza
Posts: 8935
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
No cameo with Ralf Macchio? :)
thermite
Posts: 3529
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
the ad with the blue bears drinking coffee and needing to s*** was better than the ad for the fake karate kid.
parabol
Posts: 5591
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I'm surprised they were able to track a black person on camera ...
Martz
Posts: 2443
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
haha might see this.. fly swatter made me lol :)
konstie
Posts: 293
Location: Melbourne, Victoria

seems alright to me. will not buy though!
FocaL
Posts: 121
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
There is only one karate kid

MatchFixa
Posts: 1776
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
man that looks cheesy as s***.

"the only way to stop them, is to face them".

fo reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal?
ravn0s
Posts: 8975
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
taking jacket on and off = kung fu?
greazy
Posts: 2558
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
any movie with jackie chan is watchable.

all who disagree enjoy the act of sodomy.
tspec
Posts: 2798
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
Needs more Cobra Kai.
imitation
Posts: 3237
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Karate Kid + Jackie Chan = Unbelievable Awesome
Infidel
Posts: 3118
Location: Netherlands
more like Karate BABY HAHAHAHAHHA ......
3dee
Posts: 4852
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Apart from Mr Chandawg, this will be epically terrible.
Reverend Evil™
Posts: 17133
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
Might be alright but after hearing that kid jive talking like a gansta I have my doubts.
Mantorok
Posts: 4188
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
It's easy to figure out if a Jackie Chan movie is good or not. If he speaks English, it's crap.
Taipan
Posts: 3147
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Jackie Chan could star in a remake of driving Miss Daisy and I'd still line up to buy tickets. ok ok that might be pushing it but seriously he is one of the most entertaining guys on the big screen imho.
Khel
Posts: 14058
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
Jackie Chan is looking good again anyway, he was getting a bit out of shape there for a while.
greazy
Posts: 2561
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
It's easy to figure out if a Jackie Chan movie is good or not. If he speaks English, it's crap.

You've never seen Who Am I, have you?
sLaps_Forehead
Posts: 4625
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
"The Horror!"

Stab me in the eye with a chop stick right now
whoop
Posts: 15160
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
So mr kung fu master is gonna teach this kid in a few weeks/months what it took the other guys probably years to master eh? Stupid kung fu movies, that s*** pisses me off, that's like taking a year long karate course then walking up to a Tibetan monk & trying to fight him, good luck with that.
greazy
Posts: 2569
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
its a movie whoop.

A MOVIE.
Reverend Evil™
Posts: 17145
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
If the movie is in color then it's real
whoop
Posts: 15161
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I know it's a movie, it's still retarded though to think you could learn in 2 weeks what it takes a life time to master and to believe you could take on 30 guys all by yourself. Anyway, the kids black why doesn't he just shoot them? </stereotype>
greazy
Posts: 2571
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
if it's a movie whoop, chances are it's not real or realistic.
whoop
Posts: 15163
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Just once I'd like to see a movie like this where the kid goes up against all the bullies/his arch nemesis/whatever and gets his ass handed to him.
MatchFixa
Posts: 1789
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
It's a movie whoop.
greazy
Posts: 2572
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I'm sure you can find a short film with a plot along those lines.
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