Damn that's quick. There a vid in the new scientist article.

Male Muscovy ducks have a penis up to 40 centimetres long – almost half the length of their body...

Brennan's team also timed the male's penis eversion, which took a mere one-third of a second – around 60 times faster than was previously thought...

Article

this thread rules

I think maxe wants to see pics

"HOLY SNAPPIN' DUCKs*** BATMAN!"

ducks are over 80 centimetres long now?

Including neck, and with the "almost" caveat making them under 80cm? Yep, ducks get pretty big dude.

last edited by Hogfather at 16:43:14 23/Dec/09

heh, is anyone surprised the console gamer created a thread about cawk?

edit: haha, holy s*** watch the vid in the OP's link!

last edited by taggs at 16:44:39 23/Dec/09

is anyone surprised the console gamer created a thread about cawk?

lol, I knew it was only a matter of time before the console bashing started

To be technical, the 'almost' word insinuated the 40cm penis was not yet half the duck's body - thus the body would be >80cm. But yeah, ducks are pretty massive.

I also though duck's penises were corkscrew shaped? Oh man, why and how do I know these things?!

edit: wow @ video. also, yep - corkscrew shape

last edited by Seven at 16:48:41 23/Dec/09

Should've embedded the video in the thread can't believe I had to wait one more click to see duck penis

Oh scrooge..

umm wow @ this thread

Scar Wars can go in this thread

To be technical, the 'almost' word insinuated the 40cm penis was not yet half the duck's body - thus the body would be >80cm. But yeah, ducks are pretty massive.

You're right, it must be summer in the tropics or something that's my second cock-up on this forum in as many days.

Get it? Cock-up. haha. cocks.

Holy s***. I just watched Scarface today as well.

ive been told several times that my penis is duck like

you mean it spirals?

I love this article about the genitals of ducks:
http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/node/1277

Female ducks have evolved "maze-like" genitals with many twists, pouches and dead ends, in a bid to prevent rape and retain control of who fathers their offspring – while male ducks have evolved equally convoluted penises to keep up.

OMG, I'm scarred for life...

Luckily the rest of my life is short considering my age...

Can someone confirm if it tastes like chicken?

booo, can't watch this on my mobile

I know what the first thing im gonna do when turning on the pc!

that was a strange dick