In case you've missed it, AusGamers has a single Darksiers "Chaos Eater" sword replica to give away, only one of 70! And our competition closes tomorrow, so you have one day left to attempt to win your new piece of furniture.

I've actually played with one of these, and if I didn't work here, I'd be entering this competition with gust, because it's awesome! All you need to do to win is tell is 25 words or less, what chaos you would eat if you had a sword this awesome - the most creative entry will win. It's that simple.

To enter, click here.

What Chaos you would eat? I dont even know how to begin to answer such an obscure question...

I know the law prevents you from doing a lottery type picking, but I wish you could...

the obscurity of the question lends itself to outlandish responses, hence the most creative entries will be considered.

In short, don't take it seriously :)

I have entered. thus winning the competition.

I know the law prevents you from doing a lottery type picking, but I wish you could...

Hoping next year we'll have time to get lottery licenses organised for some competitions... just time consuming pita unfortunately.

yer i hate comps where you need to be creative. i have no creative bone in my body :(

i prefer creativity - keep doing a mix plx.

I submitted something, but I was never good a making things up or being funny... so we'll see what happens. I'd probably hate being a judge just as much/more then having to make up an entry though. Not sure how you would even rank entries and i'm guessing that there are a few people that have to agree on the winner too.

I did win tickets to adv screening of Hell Boy 2 (from Ausgamers) but so did heaps of other people. Probably everyone that entered that comp....

Are we allowed to post our entry in here aswell to show off our literacy skills or lack of? I made my entry rhyme that's gotta be bonus points surely?

Entered! Eat? Meat? What type?

will you post here when you know who wins?

Read the Terms and Conditions:

Judging will occur at 10:00am 7th January, 2010

well it's the 7th today and it's been a few hours....are judges still arguing over the coolest entry?

Doubt my entry even came close to being funny/good enough to win..

here's what I came up with...

With Dragon eggs for breakfast and Demon wings for lunch,
I would dine in Hell for dinner with Angel flesh to munch.

oops double posted

i entered, but i seriously can't remember what i wrote. Congrats to the person that won.

f*** yeah! i won

gonna sell that s*** on ebay

asif you wouldn't eat the kaos from get smart.

Grats greazy.. shame I don't have the spare cash to make an offer :D

heh grats, greazy, I can tell you that the guy responsible for judging this one wouldn't have known any names (usernames aren't listed in the entry judging interface for obvious reasons) so it's cool that a regular one it.

You'll have to post a pic of yourself doing something stupid with it when it arrives.

Cool entry, much better then whatever it was that I entered.

so what was greazy's answer?

Khaos Cereal! The best kind for a hungry Horseman. Now in three bold flavours - Blood, Guts and Cherry! Liven up your day, today!

i had hoped my a******ness and my comment about selling it on ebay would have been a clear indication i was joking. if i won such a cool sword i would keep it.

sorry guys, or maybe i shouldnt be?

Heh, so a reg didn't win?

I know it's the interwebs, but you can't fault us for taking you at face value greazy :P

never take me at face value when im not using proper sentence structure and grammar.

of course a reg wins they always win....his didn't even rhyme. obviously mine was more creative but whatevs

Pff, I dunno who judges these comps.

Borderlands one a while back where you had to describe, if you could have any weapon, what would it be?e or some such.
I had something along the lines of:

A voodoo-doll with an uncanny resemblence to michael atkinson, each attack makes enemies simply disappear.

Around about the time of the huge L4D2 controversy.

Something uncreative as 'hurrrr, lava gun!' wins instead =]

While I would usually agree with you because I too would be bitter I didn't win.
My entry to this one was truely s*** and I think the winner had a pretty good one.

The old photoshop competitions use to cause a lot of fuss though as 90% of the forums liked one entry then some s***ty MS-Paint one won, which was some random that didn't even post on the forum >.>

The only thing that annoys me is the "25 words or less" comps that get won by someone who drops half a novel in.

LOL at some of the comments!

Sheesh, I don't think anyone knows who won yet, maybe not even the winner! If the judging is being done by the publisher of Darksiders, well 10AM 7 Jan, may have been Midnight last night, if the publisher is US based.

Also, as no one has truly posted an "I won it!" post, we have to ass-u-me that 1: it's not a regular QGL poster 2: the winner hasn't been notified yet, or 3: the winner hasn't read his/her email.

ask anyone here I bet they would prefer my entry to the one that won it....that's what my gf said. well maybe she was being nice I dunno. But seriously the entry that DID win it...the ceral ad....blood guts and cherry?....now that I think about it...it's actually pathetic....funny but stupid...since when was eating chaos a funny thing? I would have thought you couldn't get more badass than eating Angel FLesh come on ffs. Am I just being a sore loser or do I have the right to be upset cause I'm an english major and I got beaten by some punk probably still at school.

Pro tip: everyone always thinks their entry is the best

bonez are u retarded? the winner is greazy and he's posted about winning the sword in this thread more than once already. and he's a regular. and the comp was judged by ausgamers people not an overseas comp ffs.

Pro tip: everyone always thinks their entry is the best

Pro Retort: I didn't. I knew mine was s*** with almost no chance of winning!


Shame though, as that sword would've looked effing amazing on my wall at home.

and every admin thinks they are the best admin? No trog , I actually put effort into mine. It was...no...it is the best. Sorry trog I already asked 5 of my friends...all of who would tell me if mine sucked, and they were all in agreeance mine rocked.

heh, way to read the thread Decepticon. 25 Words or less comps, serious bizniz!

The only thing that annoys me is the "25 words or less" comps that get won by someone who drops half a novel in.

None that I've ever been involved in have. The system auto-disqualifies any entries with more words than outlined in the terms.

Am I just being a sore loser or do I have the right to be upset cause I'm an english major and I got beaten by some punk probably still at school.

Number 1, read my last post.

bonez are u retarded? the winner is greazy and he's posted about winning the sword in this thread more than once already. and he's a regular. and the comp was judged by ausgamers people not an overseas comp ffs.

- You did see where he retracted this don't you?

Number 2, where does it say anywhere that anyone has won???

Number 3 Yes you are.

IMO, I should have won. In anyone who entered's (bad Engrish I know) opinion they should have won. But, as someone who's almost always been not quite the winner, Congrats to whom ever did win!

last edited by Bonez at 11:03:21 08/Jan/10

Dan where I come from, eating Dragon Eggs, Demon Wings and Angel Flesh is more badass than Khaos cereal. Plus mine Rhymes so it's not only badass it's creative. The winning entry is an example of what's wrong with the world today, commercialism. The cool kid with the cool and funny response won. I dig it.

Bonez why be so stupid? I do not want to start a flame war because of someone's inability to view the competition page and click "view winner" then scroll down the page to see the winning entry about the Choas Cereal by greazy, and then gresy himself comes here to the forum you are typing in, numerous times, to express his gratitude for winning the sword.
I dunno wtf u r talkiing about being retracted other than your brain.

I eat angel flesh for breakfast. I catch, slaughter and butcher my own angels. They're pussies; the most badass part of it is cleaning up angel blood from the boot of my car.

^

I don't like you.

Bonez why be so stupid?

Because comp links are f***ered here at work, so I can neither prove nor disprove who won.

As for you, why the f*** do you have to be such a sad ass loser? Just get over it and do better for the next 25 words of less comp.

Because my ego is bigger than my wang....which is pretty big.

I eat angel flesh for breakfast. I catch, slaughter and butcher my own angels. They're pussies; the most badass part of it is cleaning up angel blood from the boot of my car.

listen to u trog, playing down the eating of Angel flesh to be nothing badass....you do know angels are supposed to have god's wrath on their side? There is nothing more badass than eating one of god's messengers.

^ I don't like you.

that was meant to point to decepticon

None that I've ever been involved in have. The system auto-disqualifies any entries with more words than outlined in the terms.

Was a broad generalisation aimed at these sorts of comp, not at AG specifically Dan. Still good to know you guys do it properly :)

Pro tip: everyone always thinks their entry is the best

I think you'll find that I also said my entry was s*** and actually liked the winning entry.

Bonez: Winner has been out, on the site, for a while. No it's probably not Greazy but the winer is announced.

Decepticon: It's not Greazy, he was just s***ting with you.
Also, your entry sucked.

:( sad face
see how i go in the other competitions i entered for darksiders.

^ I don't like you.

that was meant to point to decepticon

yeah i know you don't like me, you didn't need to point that out again it was fairly obvious