I think I feel stupider from having read it, but I'm all for sharing the stupid:

A mother is suing a hotel in Egypt after claiming her 13-year-old daughter got pregnant from swimming in a pool, a report claims.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska is convinced her daughter is a virgin and came into contact with some sperm as she swam in the hotel pool, British tabloid The Sun reports. Mrs Kwiatkowska is now reportedly seeking compensation after returning to the family home in Poland.

"The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there," a travel industry source was quoted as saying.

"She is determined to go ahead with the case."

Tourist authorities in the Polish capital Warsaw confirmed they received Mrs Kwiatkowska's complaint, the newspaper said.

Given the large number of Catholics in the country (Poland), one could wonder why she's not celebrating that sacred sperm was not wasted? < /badjoke> What's also surprising is that this isn't from news.com.au - Ninemsn is just as bad however...

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Nah, it's good to remind yourself occasionally that there an awful lot of stupid people in the world.

The large number of catholics in egypt???

Anyway it is far more likely to get pregnant off the hotel sheets. Hot.

I saw this on sankaku awhile ago and I call massive bulls***. The mother is just stupidly believing her daughter didn't have sex

The large number of catholics in egypt???

Poland dude.

Poland.. not Egypt.

Now to go play Street Fighter 2 CE in my browser to bash away the stupid.

It's pretty easy for doctors to tell if the girl has had sex before... Stupid mother is going to get pwned.

It's pretty easy for doctors to tell if the girl has had sex before.

By the fact she is pregnant?

oh snapowned.

p.s. kat, your avatar sux like a 2 dorrah hookah.

your avatar sux like a 2 dorrah hookah.

"Booyah" written in a s*** green font is WAAAYYY better!

*chortle*

vanessa was pretty badass in KOF2001 tho

The annoying things about stories like this is they're only interesting and popular in the single, one-shot context of their ridiculousness. As soon as the girl admits to having sex they're just stories about stupid people that don't get Occam's Razor (or Gardan's Steelyard, for those of us that have read Anathem). Until then they just put crazy ideas in people's heads.

This is like tattoo face girl or meteorite kid. Nobody even looks into whether the story is POSSIBLE, it is enough that a child made the claim, and it is reported so.

i'm sure her claim is valid.. she got pregnant swimming in the pool

she just left out the fact that there were 5 big donged egyptians 'swimming' in the pool at the same time

dirty bitch hope someone filmed it and gonna put it on youporn

I think someone jizzed in her vagina.

I think someone jizzed on his or her hand and then his or her hand went in his or her vagina.

dirty bitch hope someone filmed it and gonna put it on youporn

A mother is suing a hotel in Egypt after claiming her 13-year-old daughter

The Party van is on it's way.

http://static.goldenline.pl/user_photo/227/user_5091_baf9fd_huge.jpg

in keeping in the theme of the news artical.. this could be a picture of the mum.. what a milf

In Saudi Arabia, your friendly religious apartheid kingdom, one family is suing an evil spirit / genie for harrassment and throwing stones at children

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8145862.stm

This is like tattoo face girl or meteorite kid. Nobody even looks into whether the story is POSSIBLE, it is enough that a child made the claim, and it is reported so.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE55N4VA20090624

The Belgian teen-ager who made headlines across the globe after claiming a tattoo artist had drawn 56 stars on her face, rather than the three she asked for, has admitted she lied.

NO!!!!

if i was the hotel in question i'd cough up the few hundred for the abortion and watch the fireworks

In Saudi Arabia, your friendly religious apartheid kingdom, one family is suing an evil spirit / genie for harrassment and throwing stones at children

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8145862.stm

This is EXACTLY why they have those stupid 'act of God' type clauses in insurance policies.

Yeah bulls***, more like she f***ed some guy and got pregnant and this is the sad excuse.

o rly?

when I was in the arab emirates a lot of the locals there believe in genies

where's the scientific explanation of how this story could be true?

man way to make poland look stoopid :/

maybe Egypt's like Saudi Arabia and you need 4 Muslim men as witnesses to substantiate your claims that you were raped, so it must've been the pool.

when I was in the arab emirates a lot of the locals there believe in genies

I'm in Australia and lots of people believe in stuff that, to me, is as imaginary as genies, so it's hard to be too critical

qgl lans?

Dad once said, it's better than be seen as an idiot than open your mouth and prove yourself one.


that said, he's from an age where one could learn all that was needed to be known just by attending Uni. before him it was all about being from noble birth.


go figure, he's currently out of retirement teaching programming again to religous nuts who swore off technology of any kind generations ago :/


such is life

nothing gets by corrupt up there hey

lots of sharp knives in the qgl drawer

I'm in Australia and lots of people believe in stuff that, to me, is as imaginary as genies, so it's hard to be too critical

Yeah like God lmao. religion? feh. heh. teh. zor.

I pray only to the "gods" of science and logic.

Dad once said, it's better than be seen as an idiot than open your mouth and prove yourself one.

(tee hee)

If the sperm were "floating" in the pool it would get killed by the chlorine

Not only that, sperm cells are mostly propagated up the vagina by the female orgasm/ejaculation process not by the sperm cells swimming. They can't escape the sperm fluid.

A prison yet a sanctuary at the same time.

nothing gets by corrupt up there hey

lots of sharp knives in the qgl drawer

haha

I don't understand why people choose to embarrass themselves so publicly with ridiculous claims. Amusing story though

Minx, they probably really actually believe it. Hence, if you really believed you became pregnant in a public swimming pool - then that would be a pretty interesting talking point.

lol @ greazy; "a prison yet a sanctuary" - marriage, anyone?