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athzhr
Posts: 287
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Motherf***ing cat thought it'd be fun to piss all over my uni textbooks, my desk, my keyboard, my mousepad and shoes.
So how the f*** do I stop it from smelling f***ing disgusting. |
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| #0 11:26am 26/04/09 |
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Trin
Posts: 2736
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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put it through the washing machine?
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| #1 11:26am 26/04/09 |
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Snakeman
Posts: 558
Location: Queensland
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I would metho and a hair dryer dude.
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| #2 11:28am 26/04/09 |
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athzhr
Posts: 288
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Oh FOR f***S SAKE
My desk has like absorbed the cat piss (it was there all night while I was sleeping) So this cat piss smell is pretty much with my desk forever. f***ING GREAT f*** cats |
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| #3 11:30am 26/04/09 |
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crazymorton
Posts: 734
Location: Gladstone, Queensland
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if you desk is real timber (not laminate) rub it with some eucalyptus oil
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| #4 11:36am 26/04/09 |
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TufNuT
I like eel pie
Posts: 3381
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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execute the cat
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| #5 11:36am 26/04/09 |
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sLaps_Forehead
Posts: 4231
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I know a Korean guy who will take that cat off your hands.
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| #6 11:37am 26/04/09 |
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euphoria
Posts: 1126
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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Owning a cat was your first mistake.
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| #7 11:40am 26/04/09 |
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athzhr
Posts: 289
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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if you desk is real timber (not laminate) rub it with some eucalyptus oil It's like... chipboard with a layer of laminate s*** on top. Quality desk.. |
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| #8 11:41am 26/04/09 |
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athzhr
Posts: 290
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Owning a cat was your first mistake. It's my sisters cat >.> |
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| #9 11:42am 26/04/09 |
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mission
Posts: 4954
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Swap your desk with hers.
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| #10 11:43am 26/04/09 |
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Alt_F4
Posts: 888
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Sleep with your door shut |
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| #11 11:44am 26/04/09 |
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MatchFixer
Posts: 750
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Shut the door on the cat as it's about to walk in for another piss.
That or piss on it, see how it likes it, dirty hag. |
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| #12 11:53am 26/04/09 |
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Taipan
Posts: 3104
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Lemons and vinigar is about all I can suggest..... failing that burn everything.
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| #13 12:00pm 26/04/09 |
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MatchFixer
Posts: 751
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Including the cat.
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| #14 12:02pm 26/04/09 |
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Spook
Posts: 24852
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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make the cat clean it up
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| #15 12:04pm 26/04/09 |
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vbcoder
Posts: 78
Location: Townsville, Queensland
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just let some vinegar soak overnight you fool
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| #16 12:08pm 26/04/09 |
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athzhr
Posts: 291
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Mmm I used vinegar on the desk but I wasn't too sure about putting it in my keyboard.
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| #17 12:14pm 26/04/09 |
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Alt_F4
Posts: 889
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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The cat did you a favor, it's a s*** keyboard |
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| #18 12:18pm 26/04/09 |
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vbcoder
Posts: 79
Location: Townsville, Queensland
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ill sell u my cordless mouse n keyboard for 60$. pretty much unused
logitech |
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| #19 12:19pm 26/04/09 |
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MatchFixer
Posts: 752
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Don't do it it's a trap.
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| #20 12:23pm 26/04/09 |
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FaceMan
Posts: 836
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Piss on it yourself and reclaim your territory.
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| #21 12:40pm 26/04/09 |
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Tollaz0r!
Posts: 9629
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Cat urine is particularly potent. Just a small amount of it will stink up the room for a long time.
You keyboard is toast. There are products and techniques that help lift the urine smell out, but they will probably kill your keyboard. You best bet is to try and mask it with a stronger smelling substance. |
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| #22 12:44pm 26/04/09 |
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]SUPERBOSS[
Posts: 1110
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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you better ask the insurance for those damages.
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| #23 12:45pm 26/04/09 |
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tequila
Posts: 2074
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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cat pissed on a treadmill here, we considered throwing it out
smell never goes away, cat piss is f***ing horrible |
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| #24 07:13pm 26/04/09 |
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ctd
Posts: 7188
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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f*** THAT. Pets are for outside.
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| #25 07:17pm 26/04/09 |
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Basket
Posts: 288
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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my g15 keyboard disconnects randomly after awhile. but bl on cat. i did lol though ty :D
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| #26 08:03pm 26/04/09 |
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Infidel
Posts: 2866
Location: Netherlands
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cry me a river you dumb bitch
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| #27 08:06pm 26/04/09 |
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Trin
Posts: 2737
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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dejavu
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| #28 09:12pm 26/04/09 |
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Sipawhore
Posts: 54
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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cry me a river you dumb bitch do you just copy and paste it in as many threads as you can find? |
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| #29 09:45pm 26/04/09 |
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DeePer
Posts: 3323
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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It's like... chipboard with a layer of laminate s*** on top. lol ~ |
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| #30 10:37pm 26/04/09 |
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sleepy
Posts: 886
Location: Sunshine Coast, Queensland
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i heard peanut butter gets cat piss out.
or you could try and freeze it and smash it out with a hammer. |
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| #31 10:43pm 26/04/09 |
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kos
Posts: 1240
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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i heard peanut butter gets cat piss out. Sure you're not thinking of the smearing peanut butter all over your junk trick? |
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| #32 11:27pm 26/04/09 |
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Taipan
Posts: 3111
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I think your cat was trying to give you the hint that your desk sucks and you need a new one. Your g15 was just an unfortunate victim of friendly fire, but you know how it goes ... to bake a cake you gotta crack a few eggs.
BTW Arm and Hammer baking soda is pretty decent for absorbing bad smells and Moth balls are good for masking bad smells. Just a thought. last edited by Taipan at 00:04:46 27/Apr/09 |
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| #33 12:04am 27/04/09 |
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typo
Posts: 6161
Location: Other International
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Take as many elements of your keyboard apart and leave them in the sun for a few days. Same goes for anything else you can pick up. Sunlight deactivates the compound that smells feral.
There are compounds that you can buy from the vet that will help breakdown cat-pee smell. |
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| #34 07:54am 27/04/09 |
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HyperJ
Posts: 105
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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It a boy cat or a girl cat? |
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| #35 08:20am 27/04/09 |
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BillyHardball
Posts: 8976
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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this thread is gold
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| #36 10:27am 27/04/09 |
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mission
Posts: 4958
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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How do you get cat piss out of a G15 Straw. |
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| #37 10:32am 27/04/09 |
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Romper
Posts: 1
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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u poor bastard! Pee on the cat, it won't fix the smell but at least you might feel a little better. |
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| #38 10:54am 27/04/09 |
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GaZ
Posts: 2285
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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yer definately take all your keys out, soak em in metho and leave the keys/board in the sun for a week.
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| #39 11:39am 27/04/09 |
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athzhr
Posts: 292
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Took all the keys off and soaked them in this anti-odour soap s*** which seems to have done the trick. Now the only place that still stinks is my desk, but I've let some metho soak into it which seemed to work fairly well.
Cat was on top of my cupboard when I fell asleep so I didn't know she was in here. Woke up at 4am to her meowing at the door with cat piss in the air. Bitch. |
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