Google the following and post results from the first page you get.

Can use your nickname instead of your real name. Make sure you include the quotation marks to get decent results.

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
9: Type in "[your name] tries" in Google search:
10: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:

My results:

Pinky needs Two Stamps Day! (what??!)
Pinky look like this? (not so good either)
Pinky does it revealed magic card trick
Pinky hates Mr. Monet
Pinky goes to college (1961) <-- a movie apparently
Pinky loves Brain - 28 Male - DE <-- hahaha
Pinky eats real food
Pinky has spent over 40 years in the entertainment industry
Pinky tries to pick up where she left off <-- revealing...
Pinky will miss four weeks

Mine

1: Nick needs a poo
2: Nick looks like a cookie jar
3: Nick does Austin
4: Nick hates software
5: Nick goes to School With Wayside
6: Nick loves naked women
7: Nick eats cinnamon
8: Nick has a stalker
9: Nick tries to get out of jail and sues the Sheriff
10: Nick will kick your ass if you eat my lunch <--- lol

Haha, good stuff.

Sparrow needs a home!
Sparrow looks like it has a pastel yellowish belly??
Sparrow does everything
Sparrow hates yahoo answers (it's true, I do)
Sparrow goes green
Sparrow loves jack
Sparrow eats insects
Sparrow has cut the day in half
Sparrow tries a landlubbers thievery
Sparrow will never allow it

That was not as exciting as I was lead to believe. Possibly because my nick isn't overly entertaining.

Mitch needs work.
Mitch looks like he's doing the dirty deed.
Mitch does damage control.
Mitch hates turkeys!
Mitch goes for four.
Mitch loves gnomes.
Mitch eats two habeneros.
Mitch has acting down to a fine art.
Mitch tries to eat a printer.
Mitch will play.

andrew needs love
andrew looks like a drug dealer <-- lol
andrew does weed <-- lol .. hmmm
andrew hates everything and everyone
andrew goes to great lengths to get the perfect shot
andrew loves his xbox360 (true)
andrew eats dick <-- WTF! thats not cool
andrew has a room for accommodation
andrew tries to speak spanish
andrew will winery

not cool about drugs and dick. thats not me at all guys... i swear!!


.....GUYS?!?!

Joe needs your help to find his broccoli!
Joe looks like when not living in a cave
Joe does the movies
Joe hates black entertainment television <- haha
Joe goes to heaven
Joe loves crappy movies
Joe eats five cheesesticks
Joe has low penis standards <- lol
Joe tries to do backflips
Joe will visit another maestro

last edited by Jayebee at 14:57:18 27/Feb/09

1: Nick needs a poo
2: Nick looks like a cookie jar
3: Nick does Austin
4: Nick hates software
5: Nick goes to School With Wayside
6: Nick loves naked women
7: Nick eats cinnamon
8: Nick has a stalker
9: Nick tries to get out of jail and sues the Sheriff
10: Nick will kick your ass if you eat my lunch <--- lol

Same...

No results found for "Scott ******* needs".
No results found for "Scott ******* looks like".
No results found for "Scott ******* does".
No results found for "Scott ******* hates".
Starting to see a pattern here

All the same until;

Scott ******* will become an Idaho potato farmer and grow highbred spuds for Frito Lays

From some guys Yearbook, awesome.

Edit:
Scooter either got a YouTube clip from Finding Nemo or a Site about, well, Scooters. Scooter needs a plane ticket was the only exception.

last edited by Scooter at 15:05:05 27/Feb/09

Lynx needs habitat corridor protection
Lynx looks like a giant, mutant steel beetle
Lynx does not respect
Lynx hates pictures
Lynx goes biodiesel
Lynx loves to play, fetch sticks, and swim like a dog
Lynx eats a snake?
Lynx has gained international recognition
Lynx tries to use a weird "cp" copy program...
Lynx will be the sole arbiter

Matt needs to date a midget
Matt looks like he should be a pirate
Matt does not make any effort at offering a survey of revisionism or exhibiting any knowledge of his subject
Matt HATES YOU
Matt goes packing crazy
Matt loves this Chevrolet
Matt eats a burger
Matt Has an Epiphany!
Matt Tries Framing for the Umpteenth Time.
Matt will create wonderful images of those fleeting moments that count.

Sam needs a doggie bag.
Sam looks like www.Cotse.NET/users/jeffrelf/SamWormley.JPG (nothing there)
Slammin' Sam does it the hard way.
Sam hates University of Warwick.
Sam goes to Texas.
Sam loves Meal Replacements.
Sam eats faster than Sally.
Sam has 7 friends. (It's actually way less than this.)
Sam tries to attract the attention of a hottie, and things get really weird.
Sam will kick off the tremendous new event at Regatta Point this Australia Day at the Australia Day Jam.

last edited by StopShootingMe at 16:46:34 27/Feb/09

I started playing this game and my 3rd result searching for "wetwired needs" comes up with an incest forum "Incest Quest: starting a family"

:|

******* is a pretty silly surname

Rick Needs needs bail money - LOL
Rick Looks like Grizzly Adams - LMAO
Rick does the North and South Islands of New Zealand
Rick hates escalators
Rick goes wakeboarding
Rick loves JFK
Rick eats dog food
Rick has written and produced three documentaries
Rick tries to rob a kid
Rick will not shy from luxurious ice creams

Daniel goes Fully Nude on Stage for Sex Scene

That was the only good one

1. minxy needs to lok at TWO of them photos haha she gna kill me for that!!!
2. Minxy looks like she's totally going to kick those weight's asses ;)
3. Minxy does ruin lives to love at caution
4. minxy hates the c word
5. Minxy goes against lifetime promise NOT to eat anything bigger than her own head.
6. Minxy loves the sink.
7. Minxy eats raw pasta.
8. Minxy has absolutely no teeth left
9. Minxy tries really hard not to make a smutty comment
10. MINXY WILL AT LEAST GO ON THE PATIO NOW



Or, alternatively

1. Emma needs serious help
2. Emma looks like someone got bored painting her and just left her blank for someone else to fill in
3. Emma does British men.
4. Emma hates that she loves Ash.
5. Emma goes in for a dip
6. Emma loves having her story read to her
7. Emma eats the big one. Lols.
8. Emma has a penis :(
9. Emma Tries to Make Some Feathered Friends.
10. Emma will Scibble all Over Your Face

last edited by Minxy at 18:19:56 27/Feb/09

11: Type in "[your name] thinks" in the Google search:

Casa thinks this game is a waste of hdd space

incredible vegetable gets no results...this game is stupid

"vegetable" however gets the following:

1.Vegetable Needs Assessment
2.Vegetable Looks Like. Pour apaiser les esprits de ceux
3.vegetable? does it have life,breathe,do we kill it when we cut it up to cook
4.Vegetable Hates. No teams have been selected yet.
5.vegetable goes with spaghetti?
6.vegetable loves Jaspistos Thursday, 8th March 2007
7.vegetable eats you!
8.vegetable has seen 5500 varieties cultivated over thousands of years
9.A vegetable tries to seduce a trade mark.
10.vegetable will be peas or corn

well that was a nice waste of time

Infidel Barbie ...needs a drummer on MySpace Music - Free ...
At last, we know what infidel looks like!
Does the Koran really teach that if an infidel does not convert ...
Black infidel hates white infidel rich white infidel hates poor white infidel poor white protestant ifidel hates poor white catholic infidel ...
The Infidel Goes To Church
The "infidel" loves life and treats it as an endless feast.
Infidel eats Mohammad : Australian Nationalist Resource
At the same time, Infidel tries to figure out a way to wipe out Samaritan just as Samaritan works on ways to strip Infidel of his powers. ...
Halo's Creed The Spartan Infidel will kill you now.

Haha Minxy, yours are good. lol infidel.

stokesy needs appreciation
stokesy looks like staying, touch wood!
stokesy does it again!!!!
stokesy hates the floods cos his fur gets wet
stokesy goes in hard
stokesy loves his pastry!!
stokesy eats.... (no results)
stokesy has no vehicles in the garage.
stokesy tries to pretend he’s all tuff ‘n’ stuff!
stokesy will continue to work on his golf

someone can do tit

Waiting for a friend to rock up so I may as well kill some time.

1. Tit needs around 100 caterpillars a day
2. Her tit looks like an elbow for a third arm
3. Tit does a baby good!
4. it’s like her left tit hates the colour of that hideous dress and is making a run for it. ...
5. Sally hits a chuck hole and one tit goes up and the other tit goes down.
6. tit loves riding sybian orgasm machine and a real cock too. lol
7. Tit eats insects, oily seeds, nuts and fruit.
8. Janet Jackson's left tit has issued the following Press Release ·
9. Tit tries to feed one of the chicks with a huge meal.
10. Jesus tit, will you please pay attention and not be such a dickneck.

1. iPhone Telescope, For Your Long-Distance Creepy Needs
2. Buddhist News Digest: This is what creepy looks like
3. Creepy is as creepy does
4. Mel Gibson Hates Danny Glover, Has Creepy Pedophile Mustache
5. TaxingTennessee: Creepy goes Hi-Tech
6. "creepy loves you" on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
7. UNCLE CREEPY EATS IT...!
8. Newsarama.com : NYCC '09 - Dark Horse's 'Creepy' Panel
9. Gmail Tries to Be Less Creepy, Fails
10. Will 'Coraline' Be Too Creepy for Kids?

Rowan needs a secretary
Rowan looks like the type to puch out a Poochyena for chasing him
Rowan does not get his way
Rowan hates math
Rowan Goes American
Rowan loves snow
Rowan eats 4 pieces of the supreme
Rowan has been playing for over 10 years and has been entertaining as a solo artist
Rowan tries to use Ethan's head as a table
Rowan will no doubt continue his various undertakings with admirable strength

I want to hear Minxy talk about tits more.

Rob needs therapy
Rob looks like he's trying to smoke his bear
Rob Does Romance Part 2 - Intermingling of Romance and Mystery
Rob Hates Killzone 2
Rob Goes Snowboarding
Rob Loves Sheila
Rob eats a pot of strong engligh mustard for £10.01
Rob has worked in a range of different types of organisation
Rob tries on his sister's xmas gift
Rob Will is an innocent man on Texas Death Row and an activist of the DRIVE movement which struggles for inmates human rights. End all executions!

Tele needs - Teleneeds
Tele looks like - How do you make a paisley
Tele - Does it Work?
Tele hates - Strat's
Tele goes - Pan India
Tele loves - thcnet dot net
Tele eats - Washburn
Tele has - Crikey
Tele tries - Rewriting script
Tele will - A Clinician's Guide to Psychodrama

I got some random stuff there.. lol i used the first google search.. dunno if any went to second or third ones :P but oh well was fun



last edited by DarkTele at 10:12:42 28/Feb/09

I want to hear Minxy talk about tits more.

tehe

Laura needs some post-toddler love
Laura looks like she’s about to breastfeed those pups.
Laura does Celine Dion
Laura hates teh winters
Laura goes to Ireland
laura loves rainy days, clean sheets, Lee Smith, Coca-Cola, bluegrass, Audrey Hepburn, ballerina flats, (that list kept going)
Laura eats an ant
Laura Has Taken Away Bush's Swagger
Laura Tries Out for the Thriller Remake on Flickr
Laura will hector you now

Hurry up spook, I want to know the answers but I'm too lazy to do it myself.

This game is almost as gay as your avatar pinky.

last edited by Tiny at 17:41:33 02/Mar/09

Hurry up spook, I want to know the answers but I'm too lazy to do it myself.

i was waiting for trog to do it for me

Brett Johnson needs no introduction and is without doubt back on form with some groovey deep, edgy house.
Brett Johnson looks like he's going to have a career year
Brett Johnson does business in Administrative Support Services.
Information No results found for "Brett Johnson Hates".
Brett Johnson goes Deep as f*** <-- i s*** you not
Brett Johnson loves male genitalia <-- only my own
Information No results found for "Brett Johnson eats".
Brett Johnson has joined as Director of Sales
Brett Johnson tries to elude David Bergeron (48) after a botched field goal attempt in the third quarter
Brett Johnson will be extremely busy logging big time frequent flyer miles

here's one I got from facebook

Make your band's album cover:

1 - Go to Wikipedia. Hit “random”
or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to Quotations Page and select "random quotations"
or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 - Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together.

5 - Post it to FB with this text in the "caption" or "comment" and TAG the friends you want to join in.

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2394/66/25/536220490/n536220490_2619010_8832.jpg

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5126/n65694373615682382008.jpg
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/n65694373615682382008.jpg/1/w604.png

My album:

http://i40.tinypic.com/152jrk9.jpg

Merky needs four more comments on this post for Text and Combination.
Merky looks like M. Jackson! :)
Merky does not exist.
MERKY HATES YO GUTS LMAOOOOOOO
merky has gone on a vacation and I don't know where.
merky-loves-ice.
"Merky eats" - did not match any documents.
Merky has also modeled; and has had photo shoots with companies such as his clothing sponsor 'Imp'
"Merky tries" - did not match any documents.
Merky! Will you please be my friend? (does that count?) :D

cool a livejournal game.... lots of funny in this