on the door of the GPO Lolz

hi flowerpot/ben, u have gotten alot bigger !

im gonna smash both your fucsk

lol hes a bouncer ?

teq could smash him

GPO what a poser joint.

I'll take him out..

with 3 boys..

under the age of 9.

rofl bouncer. so funny seeing small fat c***s thinking it's cool to be a bouncer. it's a s*** kicking job

shutup f***head

I'll take him out..

with 3 boys..

under the age of 9.

a restaurant somewhere nice? a picnic by the water?

Yeah lucky they don't have a very ridiculous dress code at the GPO. I felt like the biggest f***head knocking back people dressed pretty decently just because their shirt "wasn't the look the club was after" and s*** like that.

gpo has the worst dress code in brisbane easily
unless you're in skinny jeans and a scalf there's a good chance you'll be barred
god damn fleapo

i smash any fgt that wears a scarf

i smash fgts that wear vests

amen spook supa smash bros 4 lyfe aiit

lol doobs posts have gotten way funnier in a week

are u being sarcastic ben? gpo is horrific dude, ur mate told me in 2 weeks they would even let me in with my sneakers!

one time there out on the balcony i saw a mate who had been over in america playing sport for like 2 yrs and i ran up and hugged him and this c0ck bouncer comes up and goes "f***en CALM down this isn't the f***ing mono alright"

i was flabbergasted, so i told him to go f*** himself, my mate pushed him straight on his ass and then we got kicked out.

so i went to the mono.

trustory

lol

lol ben wtf are you doing on the door at gpo?? that aint your scene. I popped into melbas at then end of tour last night with some of gc's finest but you werent there so kale sorted me out.

Would have been funny to see you raggin people's couture off at gpo i admit.

still yet to catch you anywhere out of uniform.

Yeah it felt weird doing it hey. The way it works is the hosts (the guys out the front in normal dress wearing radios) make the call on dress code and we have to tell them no. So many times that night there would be 5 guys dressed okay, and the host would say knock them back. They'd come up to me and I'd say sorry boys not dressed right for the club and be ready to cop an earful, but they'd just casually walk away in acceptance. Guess people are used to being randomly knocked back there. Down on the coast long pants + any shoes = okay. They were saying knock back vans (wtf are they) chucks (wtf are they) and s***.

Anyway, back to normal next week :P

vans = fat chicks ?

vans = volley like shoe that emo's like?

http://www.gwequip.com/Vans web.jpg

????

http://www.coolhunting.com/images/punk_vans.jpg

yeah the GPO used to be pretty cool but it's really turned it's focus to the little skiny jeans and V neck to the point of being a chicks top f***** market.

I have a photo of you in a scarf c*** check mate huh huh

nah gpo definitely isnt v neck.. thats more the met or mono id say

gpo now is more tie / really nice dress button up shirt

i can still pull off gangsta t's coz im a mad c*** but i dont think fat kunts like u could handle the pressure daniel

like you rock up to the geeps in winter and its full of guys in pimpin leather jackets and hella exxy s*** like that.. i only really go there when mates wanna go there (cause its by far best place for women as well) but im not single so i just tag along.

tbh over valley for the while, i really hate crowds atm

gpo is for f*****s that drink red wine and shandies

Pete: I was knocking back people with ties and nice dressy button up shirts all night...

is it cause they were black?

I cant stand all that s*** anymore. Wish we had some mad club where you could rock up in a singlet and thongs thailand styles.

pretty much haven't been in the valley for ages. union jacks + fridays beer garden on a friday is the only thing I do anymore.

what exactly is the basis for bouncing niggaz based on dress. or do you just base it on their looks whether they are too smashed or not.

i have always wanted to know that.

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I always thought dress excuse was to keep out the mustang bar types and if the bloke to chick ratio is looking fairly sausagey.

Also if you clothes are fairly s***

heh shows how long it's been since i was there i guess. sounds pretty f***ing s***

sif met is v-necks, v-necks were big time at the port office in the city last time i was there.

i think you are struggling to keep up with fashion pave. just stick to diceys at chermside.

GPO sounds awesome

Who's coming with me?

if me not wearing V necks that are practically falling off each shoulder and shinny legs jeans is me not keeping up with fashion, then i am happy with that.

polo or a cool t-shirt 4lyfe

hmmm true ben, weird, no idea how i got in then, maybe they had dodgey shoes on

pretty much nice shoes/jeans/shirt combo youre fine, as long as youre not stumbling or anything or rude or s*** like that

iv also been standing behind guys who are very nicely dressed, but had like really scruffy hair, they got knocked back too intox, but it was completely obvious it was their looks, and everything else about em part from their s*** hair was sexy

Pro tip: it is not us knocking back people for dress, it is the hosts.

The reason they knock people back is because they can afford to. They knocked back 1100 people for dress code on the night I worked there.

1100 ppl.. i dont even think 1100 ppl would go to gpo if it was free entry with a free lapdance on entry

Yeah crazy huh

came in expecting fpot spoot!

lol yea im not tryin to say its you guys if that is directed at me flowerpot

there is usually another mega cock that is on the door at gpo, he is a f***ing tosser and always says gay s***

What does he look like?

tiny bit taller then me , short like 2-3 blade dark brown hair, complete yannis

Yeah I know who you are talking about.

If what guys you are saying ... sounds like Brisbane has turned gayer than Sydney :/

it's hardly an example of the rest of brisbane, it's pretty much one place that has changed quite a bit to the N'th degree to be gay

funnily enough, ever since fpot started working there

vbcoder you are like that guy at the party that know's everyone elses name but no one knows you.

nitro im not sure what yor talking about because i don't goto parties

Spotted Exi at work on Monday - Nice 33

what the f***?

whoru

He is klayman's homo wannabe gangsta mate

lol? works for brett? i havent seen that noob onsite for ages.. who is cemax? what do u do?

Yeah he is currently doing the Dr Phil TV circuit for all the damage his dad has done to him (buying him 6 houses, 3 cars etc etc)

New that would stir the pot. I'll introduce myself if I see you.

i thought you owned a fruit delivery business, cemax

Nah mate

If you want fresh fruits and vegies delivered to your door, go Cemax.

hey whats wrong with v necks!?

I v-neck.

They look s***? Yeah, that's it.

v for vaginahaters

Does Jai still work at the front of GPO fpot?

I think that was one of their names.

i must be behind the times.. although taking fasion advice from qgl is like having an lpg car and trying to convince people that it's awesome.