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koopz
Posts: 7298
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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at lunch today I was enlightened asto one of those little things that lawyers/solicitors do 'because they can'. I was quite interested in something that the solicitor at the table had to say...
this solicitor has only ever paid for one parking ticket in her life. that was the first one. every one since magically finds itself under the wiper of a nearby car and gets paid without her having to do anything about it. what other day to day s*** like this do these people hack their way out of? |
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| #0 08:35pm 18/12/08 |
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scuzzy
Posts: 13196
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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She sounds like a c***
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d[o_0]b
Posts: 2681
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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sounds exactly like something a female solicitor would do
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| #2 08:44pm 18/12/08 |
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MrHardware
Posts: 4103
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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She sounds like a c*** |
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| #3 08:45pm 18/12/08 |
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Kat
Posts: 10340
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Concur on the sounds like a c***.
I don't get parking tickets, so if I found one under my windscreen I would make sure it was mine. What moron pays a fine without looking at it? |
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Pinky
Posts: 225
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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Pinky: "I agree with Kat" 8:53pm 18/12/08 |
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nF
Forum Hero
Posts: 15118
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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i like it
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| #6 08:54pm 18/12/08 |
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infi
Posts: 10691
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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all lawyers are c***s. it's a subject at law school. la204 - how to be a c***.
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| #7 08:55pm 18/12/08 |
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koopz
Posts: 7299
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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What moron pays a fine without looking at it? ya know - as soon as you said that the words 'paternity test' flicked into my mind |
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| #8 09:06pm 18/12/08 |
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Kat
Posts: 10343
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you got some minikoopz out there you aren't sure about?
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| #9 09:11pm 18/12/08 |
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MrHardware
Posts: 4104
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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it's a subject at law schooli thought it was a prerequisite. |
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| #10 09:16pm 18/12/08 |
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paveway
Posts: 9078
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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hahaha thats not bad
worst that can happen if you don't pay it, the council send out a letter saying you have another month to pay it and tack on like $7.50 leave it longer and it goes to sper and they add like $45 D: last edited by paveway at 21:43:31 18/Dec/08 |
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| #11 09:43pm 18/12/08 |
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nF
Forum Hero
Posts: 15121
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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then you lose your license
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| #12 09:43pm 18/12/08 |
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paveway
Posts: 9079
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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yes, leave it longer and sper will suspend your license until you pay it
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| #13 09:52pm 18/12/08 |
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LoneWolf
Posts: 391
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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No, it's suspended, pending payment of the fine.
[EDIT : Beaten] |
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| #14 09:53pm 18/12/08 |
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Alt_F4
Posts: 608
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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what about the parking tickets that have your rego number on them?
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| #15 11:00pm 18/12/08 |
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Twisted
Posts: 10448
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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She sounds like a c***She is a c***. The person who paid the fine is a moron though. |
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| #16 11:44pm 18/12/08 |
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Jim
Posts: 8992
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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what does this have to do with lawyers again?
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Midda
Posts: 2939
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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It's bad enough that she continually finds herself being fined for parking, but she hangs it on someone else too. What a first-class c***.
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| #18 12:57am 19/12/08 |
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eighty-eight
Posts: 971
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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yeah she sounds like she needs a good c*** punt.
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PRO--GEM
Posts: 262
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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But the most important thing, Is she hot????
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maxe
Posts: 13532
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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But the most important thing, Is she hot???? if shes making lawyer dollars, but still too cheap to pay a parking ticket, shes probably jewish jewish chicks are usually kinda hot |
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| #21 07:50am 19/12/08 |
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MrHardware
Posts: 4106
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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^ worst logic leaps ever
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Raven
Posts: 3177
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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haha, that's an awesome idea :)
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| #23 08:28am 19/12/08 |
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ara
Posts: 2405
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
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what i use to do when i illegally parked was take a ticket off another car and put it on mine. i did this once and when i came back to my car, the car i took the ticket off had another ticket... |
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épic™
Posts: 2037
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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haha i like ara's better.. rofl. thats f***ing gold
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Obes
Posts: 6977
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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^ worst logic leaps ever There are some hot jewish women ... [insert random IDF pics] http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/image2/israeli-idf-babe-2.jpg |
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tequila
Posts: 456
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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thats pretty hot actually
beer, full autos, tanned chicks win |
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ara
Posts: 2406
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
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Yeah, it is a jail term if they lose their weapon, so they carry them around all the time until they can check them in at their barracks. I have a friend who was over there and you would see them in dance clubs all dressed up hawt with a machine guns on their back. |
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| #28 09:04am 19/12/08 |
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mooby
Posts: 4412
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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What moron pays a fine without looking at it? a uni in sweden did these socail expereiments. they put "fines" on peoples windows, saying you DONT have to pay it. The pulled in thousands of krona. |
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| #29 09:17am 19/12/08 |
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Pinky
Posts: 229
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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What moron pays a fine without looking at it?a uni in sweden did these socail expereiments. they put "fines" on peoples windows, saying you DONT have to pay it. The pulled in thousands of krona. Top idea! Might buy myself a docket printer and a BPay account and give it a go :-) w00t, I made Kat's signature. |
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Gratuitously Provocative
Posts: 1431
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I got a speeding ticket yesterday :(
Pig bastards are now hanging out in groups in random residential areas. There was like 6 of them for ONE radar. Why the hell are we paying these dicks? Isnt there something more productive they could be doing with their time (yes I will admit catching speeders is productive, but 6 cops with one radar is REDICULOUS) Also yeah, dont leave parking tickets too long, once they get to the debt collector the admin fee is like $45. I know someone already mentioned that, but its crazy. /rant. |
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MrHardware
Posts: 4108
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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wow, $45, crazy. sure.
also, there's been many a time were i've been caining it an if it weren't for the fact that the lone cop with the gun was already booking someone, it would have been you're nicked son for me. |
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| #32 10:12am 19/12/08 |
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Kat
Posts: 10346
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Why do people bitch when they get caught speeding?
Either choose to speed and cop it on the chin when you get busted, or don't speed and don't get busted. |
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| #33 10:16am 19/12/08 |
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MatchFixer
Posts: 182
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Is it just me or did anyone else have to read the original poster's post a few times to undertand what the hell he was talking about?
ok with the responses so far i guess it was just me. |
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| #34 10:21am 19/12/08 |
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Gratuitously Provocative
Posts: 1433
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Why do people bitch when they get caught speeding? I wasnt bitching about getting caught, I was bitching at the waste of money in having 6 cops hang out while one is working. I literally sat there for 10 mins watching this disgusting man in blue hock and spit on someone front fence several times, and they're all just standing and sitting around having chats. I dont want to pay for that s***. You might not care because you get all your taxes back from welfare incentives, but some of us just work really farking hard, still cant make ends meet, and still dont qualify for any assistance from the government. If Im paying police wages, it would be nice to be assured that they are working. Maybe I should quit uni, and my jobs, and become a cop. Or get pregnant. |
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| #35 10:41am 19/12/08 |
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Kat
Posts: 10347
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You seriously think your annoyance at them isn't because you got busted? You wouldn't have given it another thought unless you had been pulled over and booked. I got breathalysed yesterday at 9:30 in the morning. They had 4 or 5 cops all with a breathalyser and one with a radar. Good for them I say - but then again I didn't get busted for anything |
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| #36 10:45am 19/12/08 |
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ara
Posts: 2407
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
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maybe it is so they don't keep people waiting when they pull over a big group of speeding people in a short time frame. maybe it is a waste of money, but i'm sure those cops pull in more money in fines than what the state pays them so they are still in front. |
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| #37 10:49am 19/12/08 |
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MatchFixer
Posts: 186
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I smell bacon and donuts in this muthahfuqqah.
A bunch of rough necks turned civil servants because they couldn't make anything of themselves. |
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maxe
Posts: 13535
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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MatchFixer
Posts: 187
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Is she jewish? she'd have such a tight ass.
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| #40 11:13am 19/12/08 |
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nF
Forum Hero
Posts: 15127
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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speed camera operators (at least) are earning overtime, the fines they rack up more than cover their wages. probably the same thing with speed traps.
like at the end of a normal shift they'll hop in a speed camera van and go sit in a certain spot and rake in some cash to pay off their coke dealer/whategevr. |
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