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Topic: Bigfoot body found !
E.T.
Posts: 1422
Location: Queensland
These guys claim they have found thebody of a bigfoot BIGFOOT ME!

I dont know, it looks more like one of the guys of the chaser in a gorilla suit to me.

Here are some of the vital statistics on the "Bigfoot" body:
*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and five toes on each foot.
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at
the heel.
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are eleven and three-quarters inches
long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
*DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press
conference on Friday, August 15th.

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Spook
Posts: 22321
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
sif thats sasquatch
Fireblood
Posts: 8475
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Probably a movie hype/marketing ploy.
Midda
Posts: 2596
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
f***ing imperial units.

As cool as it would be to have a confirmation on the existence of bigfoot, I call shenanigans.

Also, what a horrible-looking website.
Sc00bs
Posts: 3093
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
sif only take one picture of it.. fake for sure
Opec
Posts: 5196
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
whoop???
predat0r
Posts: 376
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)


Viral marketting.
nF
Forum Hero
Posts: 14428
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
f*** was wondering why whoop hadn't posted in a while, i for one will miss him.
FraktuRe
Posts: 358
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
dice is only sticking up for it because it doesn't have tits.
fpot
Posts: 15485
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
Maybe bigfoot is god?
nF
Forum Hero
Posts: 14430
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
well clearly this evidence throws a spanner in the works of evolution, so its possible.
koopz
Posts: 7174
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I'm pretty sure that's Obes
Articuz"
Posts: 29
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
got a 509, trying to check out the OP's link.
Khel
Posts: 12678
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
The apparent bigfoot expert they have verifying it sounds like a dodgy scam artist. Googled the guy's name, Tom Biscardi, and it seems hes known for pulling "We have a live bigfoot, pay money to come and see it" type scams.
trog
AGN Admin
Posts: 24766
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Why is it that scam sites always look the same? Seriously, all they'd have to do to be taken remotely seriously is get an even half-decent website and they'd look about 1000x more reliable.
infi
Posts: 9339
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as "Bigfoot" has been found in the woods in northern Georgia.


Could it just be a fleeing civilian?
mission
Posts: 3908
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I think it's Gus' wife.
StreX
Posts: 6257
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
i really hope it turns out to be fake... its cool to have big unexplained stuff still out there. would hate to see this great mystery solved by a couple of rednecks who unceremoniously chuck it in a dodgy freezer and then try to make a buck off it.

ps. my good mate who's in the army saw a yowie in the bush out near toowoomba 2 weeks ago. swears on his life its real.
maxe
Posts: 13122
Location: Brisbane, Queensland


http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/1460/bfonicejpgup6.jpg

trog
AGN Admin
Posts: 24775
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
i really hope it turns out to be fake... its cool to have big unexplained stuff still out there. would hate to see this great mystery solved by a couple of rednecks who unceremoniously chuck it in a dodgy freezer and then try to make a buck off it.
Yeh, I'd much rather people get scammed by rednecks who unceremoniously try to leverage stupid people's superstitious, non-critical-thinking nature for the NEXT couple of millennium. That'll really help the cause!@#
protit
Posts: 9346
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
ffs give the brother some nair!
IncrEdible_vEgetable
Posts: 1229
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I know a motherf***in' Bigfoot when I see one! Don't bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus! With my children? The bitch can't talk! She can't walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well, Gus! She can not walk steps! I'll bet she climb the f*** outta tree though
predat0r
Posts: 377
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Hmm, now I can actually see the site, it doesn't look like viral marketting. It just looks bad.
Skitza
Posts: 8461
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Its fake... seriously, it's fake.
Snakeman
Posts: 498
Location: Queensland
LOL, this is so f***ing funny. After looking at the pic I scrolled down to find this ...

http://www.searchingforbigfoot.com/images/photos/catskills08/catskillteam.jpg

And that explained everything I needed to know about the rednecks that found it.
sif greazy
Posts: 609
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
the guy in the middle thats standing up has bigger boobs than the lady!
Martz
tubby
Posts: 1600
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
it's fake.. I've seen those pics like in high school from memory. this would be all over the news/papers etc if it was real..
Obes
Posts: 6405
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I'm pretty sure that's Obes

No bald spot ... wasn't me
`ViPER`
Posts: 481
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Obvious fake, why would they reveal the details in a press conference, but then not take the actual body, just pictures, it doesnt make sense.

If you had the body, you would show everyone the body wouldnt you?, not just some crappy pictures.

If they were genuine, they would have taken it straight to a uni or something, get them to store it properly and independently examine it, but they wont cause they are shonks.
Kimbo
Posts: 311
Location: Melbourne, Victoria

Yeah the funny thing about myths

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/07/16/2304813.htm?section=australia

They always turn up. The other funny thing is that there are always 50,000 critics/trolls. If you want to call it that.

http://www.thylacoleo.com/thylacoleo.html


Anyway, every country has one great myth whether it be the giant apeman, the giant squid or even in Victoria's case the giant big 'black cat'.

Its a wonder there isn't a myth about the internet troll / internet d*******. Something along the lines of:

"Oh my god I saw him rage 50 threads and then he vanished into thin air"
or maybe
"This thing was so stupid it tried to actually be smart and it just said SIF and disappeared"
Sc00bs
Posts: 3097
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Anyway, every country has one great myth whether it be the giant apeman, the giant squid


havnt u seen national geographics: giant squid found

they put a camera on a squid and let it swim down 1000 feet, and have video of a huge squid.

They estimated its size to be 60+ feet if its a humboat (sp?) squid or if its an arthatucas (sp?) 108+ feet. They measure the tenticle diametre and its over 1.5foot.




Kat
Posts: 10017
Location:
A goonie goo hoo
Snakeman
Posts: 499
Location: Queensland
they put a camera on a squid and let it swim down 1000 feet, and have video of a huge squid.

Didn't they attach it to a whale, not a squid ???
exo
Posts: 8073
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
DNA Test Failed
Kimbo
Posts: 312
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
Anyway, every country has one great myth whether it be the giant apeman, the giant squid
havnt u seen national geographics: giant squid found

they put a camera on a squid and let it swim down 1000 feet, and have video of a huge squid.

They estimated its size to be 60+ feet if its a humboat (sp?) squid or if its an arthatucas (sp?) 108+ feet. They measure the tenticle diametre and its over 1.5foot.


Yeah but, photographic proof versus corpse evidence. I'd say the corpse as evidence would be a lot stronger.


One of the two samples of DNA said to prove the existence of the Bigfoot came from a human and the other was 96 per cent from an opossum, according to Curt Nelson, a scientist at the University of Minnesota who performed the DNA analysis.


and thats from the ABC article. 96% opossum? Hmmm... If the permission to dissect the corpse is granted maybe we might learn something new.
E.T.
Posts: 1424
Location: Queensland
96% opossum?


OMFG, thats one huge opossum!
z0r
Posts: 1665
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Yeah but, photographic proof versus corpse evidence. I'd say the corpse as evidence would be a lot stronger.
um, i think national geographic are kinda beyond reproach in terms of journalistic integrity. we don't have to worry about them photoshopping things.
Taipan
Posts: 2481
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Mind telling me what kind of giant Squid we are talking about here? Because there have been numerous squid termed as giants washed up on the coast of Tassy and NZ over the years.

My understanding was that for a very very long time now there has been no doubt of the extistence of giant squid. Btw 40ft long is what I would consider a giant, hell even a 20fter is a frigging giant.
nF
Forum Hero
Posts: 14442
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
Mr Biscardi said the DNA samples may not have been taken correctly and may have been contaminated, and that he would proceed with an autopsy of the alleged Bigfoot remains, currently in a freezer at an undisclosed location.


easy mistake. you go to take a mouth swap from a 7 foot tall ape in your freezer and an opossum runs across your path. HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
protit
Posts: 9356
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
There are plenty of giant squids, they are called Kraken and live with the mermaids.
Scooter
Posts: 1422
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Maybe he just ate an Opossum! Didn't think of that did you!

As for the human sample, they seem like the kind of people that would kiss their kill (Like Rex Hunt) but with tongue.
Khel
Posts: 12684
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
So rather than let a qualified, respected professional do an autopsy, hes going to do it himself at an undisclosed location and then come out and say "Oh yeah, it was definitely a bigfoot" and we're just supposed to believe him?

Also, did their press conference actually happen? Was anything interesting 'revealed'?
smashingpumpkin
Posts: 575
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Funny how some rednecks can take a picture of a carpet in a freezer and make more money with googleads in a day that we'd make in a week. Who's stoopid now?
FraktuRe
Posts: 377
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
google ads pays like s***.
reload!
Posts: 4222
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2a/Live_giant_squid_video_December_4_2006.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/Live_giant_squid.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Colossal_Squid_Ross_Ice_Shelf.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/Giantsquidphoto2.png

big squid
Le Infidel
Posts: 2216
Location: Netherlands
is little squit
protit
Posts: 9361
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
in russia, bait eats squid.
Phooks
Posts: 824
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Opec
Posts: 5218
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
^^^ well duuuuuuuhhhh
Skitza
Posts: 8469
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
fkn spanners
Dodgymon
Posts: 1295
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Bigfoot found!

http://members.iinet.net.au/~dodgymon/bigfoot.jpg

last edited by Dodgymon at 21:50:31 22/Aug/08
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