High school graduation guy runs through the ceremony weaing a 2m dick costume



and gets owned for it

originally i thought this whole story was a phallacy

I bet he got shafted by the teachers.

Talk about a hotdog in a hallway...

doob wins.

What a knob

seems like a stiff punishment though

he woulda been thrust into the raw end of the deal, its only a bit of fun.

that's what you get for being a dick...

well the guy's got balls I'll give him that much

you homos are alright for a laugh sometimes good show

I'll bet the crowd went nuts.

That's a lot of nuts! Would you like fries with that?

They must have been hard up for some entertainment.

He wanted to be 'the' member of the student body.

But at least he was excited about his short outburst

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the authorities were quite firm with his punishment

he's got loads of talent

he was premature with his graduation celebration

I heard he was head of the class.

He definitely needs a hand in learning some social etiquette...

If he hardened up it might have been more sensational.

Vice-Chancellor Johnson didn't like being mimicked.

He probably suffers from an over-inflated sense of self importance, seeing as he just came in like that and f***ed everything up.

Although his intention wasn't to taint the situation, he was very close and in my opinion he needs to keep one eye on the future when pulling a stunt like that.

Had they taken a poll, I am sure the students would have voted to withdraw him altogether. He is just lucky he wasn't given the rod like in the old days, where it was perfectly acceptable to beat, often to the point where the boy ended up stiff and sore for a week.

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IMO he should be arrested and sent off to a penile colony. Come on...

at first he didn't want to come but after a few stiff drinks he had the hard word put on him

He liked being jerked around

Its all fun and penis till you get caught and fined.

He sure cocked that little stunt up.

I hope he has a long hard think about what he has done.

parabol did you type cocks and balls into youtube?

goes to show you cant pull one over them teachers....

nearly every pun about dicks has already been made


im putting this whole thread in the "too hard" basket

Good on him... if you ask me the rest of the students were pussies.

well the guy's got balls I'll give him that much

Haha that one got me

parabol did you type cocks and balls into youtube?

No, just the result of a typical Spore thread reading.

Why, were you after pointers for man pr0n? Can't help you there buddy.

yes, parabol likes to keep his man pron secrets to himself ^_^

The students should erect a statue in his honour.

It was his piss de resistance.

It wasn't like him to have such a prickly nature

It wasn't like him to have such a prickly nature

that pun sucked dick

he was wearing a penis costume

that pun sucked dick

pun extraordaire has spoken^^^.

how about this one: what a d*******

Calvin Morett, Hey I know that guy!
His neighbor's an a****** and his best friend's a pussy

Had he used protection, he wouldn't have regretted it.

cock

I'm glad I waited til I was s***faced drunk to read this thread, because i'm laughing my ass off

well your supposed to be laughing your dick off

but if it's your arse (which by the way is how we say it in Aus) that's off then maybe there a dick in there somewhere....so to speak :-)
if it's sticky and there's $2 under you pillow in the morning we'll still respect you.

nah arse isn't how we say it in aus at all, it's just how many australians prefer to spell it

ass is a heaps better way to spell it and has no bearing on whether you say it like an american or australian

your kidding Jim!
i've never said ass in my life unless i'm referring to a donkey......

arse is the aus/english version and has been since old Cappy Cook sailed his little sloop into that little bay down south

ass is the Americanisation of our language that should be rejected out of hand!

Agreed with Jim, I spell it ass but pronounce it arse

your kidding Jim!
i've never said ass in my life unless i'm referring to a donkey......

arse is the aus/english version and has been since old Cappy Cook sailed his little sloop into that little bay down south

ass is the Americanisation of our language that should be rejected out of hand!

you don't pronounce the r or the e, in fact pronouncing the r would put you closer to speaking with an american accent because they are far more particular about pronouncing r's than we are

what you actually say, is 'aas' - and whenever trog complements me on mine, so does he - irrespective of how he spells it

but, ass is easier to type and is closer to what you say


seeing someone type 'ass' and then saying 'we say arse in australia' doesn't make much sense :)

well ok then i concede to your phonetics...i'm just concerned about our youngins being learned in the yankee way....(being the cultural attaché that i am)
gotta hate the pervasive Americanism of our youth....

seems to be a lot of arse/ass cheese/cream dick on here tonight.....mmmmmmm (thats mmmm as in "i wonder" not mmmmm as in "i like") (unless your paying of course)

:D

yeah I tend not to fuss over whether something is american-ish, I know I'm australian whether I say something a certain way or not. I actually get just as turned off by people going out of their way to try and sound aussie on purpose, as I do seeing aussies walking around trying to act like wiggaz

Can we please not turn a thread about dicks into a thread about arses.

I don't care much for asses

Can we please not turn a thread about dicks into a thread about arses.

does anyone else see the irony in this statement?

(oh god now i've restarted the old irony argument)

close and goldmine already

Jim's a wannabe American