I was bored and decided to google myself, there's a few other people out there with the same name and I came across this little gem posted by one of my dopplegangers (I swear it wasn't me), Post your own finds

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wanksock

1. wanksock

a sock that you spit your man fat on..

last night my mum found my crusty fat stained wanksock stuffed down the side of the bed, I only been using it for a year and wasnt due a wash yet..
by Brent Waller Aug 12, 2004

I share the same name as one of the international cricket umpires Mark Benson.

The first time I was just sitting there watching some cricket and WTF did the TV just say my name?!

Google search has him as the first hit.

wooot the whole first page is all me

http://www.merroocentre.com.au/davidbroughton.shtml
also, i once spent an arvo contacting all the dave broughtons i could in facebook telling them how awesome i thought they were

i got zero returns back :(

perhaps other dave broughtons are snobs

last edited by Spook at 14:02:00 30/Mar/08

Looks like your cat it taking a dump on the couch?

http://insom.com/image/rumpole-xmas-2007.jpg

several pages about 'The Last of the Mohicans'.

there a professor in there as well, but he hasn't invented the ability to stab someone thru the internet yet so he doesn't count.

hmm... maybe if he employed the Mohican technique

last edited by koopz at 15:24:34 30/Mar/08

turns out im a soccer player. the guy even has the same middle name as me. :/

haha spook is great.

sweet my name is a .com

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last edited by CHUB at 16:37:32 23/Feb/11

My name is a .com, hes an US state representative! Even has same middle initial as me!
plus a few others as well! I am nowhere to be found! (Thankfully)

emmamcpherson.com ....i'm a fetus

A guy with my name is locked up in jail in England for violent robberies where eleven million pound worth of computer equipment was stolen. It happened while i was over there too.


last edited by natslovR at 16:44:57 30/Mar/08

Apparently I race athletics.

Seems like people are scared to reveal their real name?

I got a $0 bank balance so it doesn't matter... but what's with the secrecy.

because people are usually a******s on the internet and are too scared that if they post their real name people will find out where they live and come burn their house down.

makes sense to me!

because people are usually a******s on the internet and are too scared that if they post their real name people will find out where they live and come burn their house down.

or more likely their first name is marshall.

freaks like chub

Second and third results are my showreels from uni. The rest of the results are mainly people with my surname as their first name and vice versa.

I can't remember the site but someone else might, you know how you type in your real name and it brings up all the google results like so;

(I just typed in "Brett Johnson is an", in google)

Brett Johnson is an outstanding teacher
Brett Johnson is an urban wildlife biologist in Dallas County
Brett Johnson is an associate in the firm's Employee Benefits Department who has dedicated nearly 350 hours to the firm's pro bono program
Brett Johnson is an associate editor for CNET Reviews
Brett Johnson is an extremely talented producer whose work finds itself in the crates of the world’s top techno, house, and garage djs
Brett Johnson is an excellent sociologist and writer. I would highly recommend this book to anyone who wants to make a positive change
Brett Johnson is an author/illustrator and native of Kentucky's Appalachian mountains

apparently I'm also a foot ball and soccer player
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brett_Johnson
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brett_Johnson_%28footballer%29

Brett Johnson (born October 28, 1981) is an Australian rules footballer with the Williamstown Football Club of the Victorian Football League.

Seems like people are scared to reveal their real name?

I got a $0 bank balance so it doesn't matter... but what's with the secrecy.

most of us wouldn't care either if we had $0 bank balances, but that would be abnormal because its human nature to want more more more etc

OHH GNOES, I AM A SCIENTOLOGY NUTTER

http://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/s/steven-heard.html

also a British olympian, can't argue with that! http://www.olympics.org.uk/athleterecord.aspx?at=1586

hah there is only once 'real' reference to me on the first page and it's that s***ty linked-in site ;/

In the wikipedia disambiguation of my name, my three choices are all footballers.

I h8 football.

I regularly google my name. I like to know what others might find if they do the same thing.

It used to be my stardom from PCUser magazine for a while, but that was pushed down the list quickly. You search the world and you get all sorts of other weird named people.

Search Australia and you will usually find me.

Now that my name has changed, it will be a lot easier to hide :D

woot

One time my dad googled his name and found out he had won a competition.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0824690/

:O

I get real results searching just .au though.

^^ Haha, gay porn star.

I googled kat's name and all I got was this lousy .zip

lol.. apparently I'm a 2004 grammy nominee and a well known author of letters

heh, first hit on google with my name was a story about a swedish christian missionary that tried to take the gospel to african tribes but his wife died of malaria & he renounced god, returned to sweden remarried & became an alcoholic... booyah!

then a bunch of afl players, an afl coach, a director of music & a wood sculptor... n that's just the first page of google results :p~

my names quite unique. i get no 1 on google : )

President of Canadian Green Energy # 1! w00t

correct me on 3,5,8,9,10 on google.com for my name
correct me on 1,4,6,7,8,10 on google.com.au for my name

Oohhhh I have an applied romance web-site. I forgot about that!

To quote me:

I combine thoughtfulness and intelligence with the “works-on-the-street” practicality developed by world-class pickup artists for creating and maintaining awesome relationships with women. This is not exactly “pickup,” although there is a fair bit of that as well. This is not sappy “men are from mars” new age hocus pocus. It is a record of what works with women.

I also have a self titled band in Dublin and a vetinary clinic in West Sussex. No wonder I'm so busy all the time.


last edited by mission at 20:58:06 31/Mar/08

lol clearly that guy ^ has never read tucker max

I googled myself too much. Now I'm half blind and I have hair growing on my palms.

hahaha, i've got:

Some dude and his band

Some Film maker

A Strange doll collection

classic.

I'M DEAD!

First result was a Wiki page, winnah!

Brendan Hughes (1948 – 16 February 2008[1]), also known as "The Dark",[1] was an Irish republican and former Officer Commanding (OC) of the Belfast Brigade of the Provisional Irish Republican Army (IRA),[2] who was mainly known as the leader of the 1980 Irish hunger strike.

OO an escapee too, the same guy:

On 8 December Hughes escaped inside a rolled up mattress in the back of a dustcart, and fled across the border to Dublin. After ten days he had returned to Belfast after assuming a new identity, becoming a travelling toy salesman named "Arthur McAllister". For five months Hughes lived in Myrtlefield Park near Malone Road, and was believed to be the new O/C of the IRA in Belfast following the arrest of Ivor Bell in February.[6][5]

Only get the one reply of a soldier who died in the war in '91.

On page 3 of google for me is a bluesnews archive from '97 that mentions me... I'm e-famous!

1st result for me is the credit listing of a game I worked on, all the rest seem to be various research papers done by people with my surname.

i am a politician in 4 different western countries!

not exactly googling my name but on the nokia phones if you have the dictionary on and you type my first name (Ammar) you get 'bombs'.

The third hit on Google is actually me - but its just my Flixter profile.

The rest are for some Oklahoma sports champ and other randoms.

I get more hits for forum profiles.