Haven't seen this one before, got a chuckle. Post other good ones :)



A blonde women was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde drivers licence.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
"Oh, thats in glove box" She reached into the glove box and pulled a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,"Okay, you can go, why didn't you tell me you were a cop?"

BWAHAHAHAAA!!!

What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

why did the blond drive her car into the ditch?

to turn off the indicator

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what do blonds put behind their ears to make themselves more attractive?
their feet

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what is brown hair dye to a blond?
artificial intelligence

hahaha those are awesome

oh those blonde jokes. such a zany idea.

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles
from here!' and hung up.

The husband said, 'Who was that?'

The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know
if the coast is clear.'


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Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'

The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!'

So, the first blonde hands her the compact.

The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'


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A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really
angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is
overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'

The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'

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A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, .. I know 'em all.'

A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'

The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy it's W.'


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Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

A: 'Is it mine?'


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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,
and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde
ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come
home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do
they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'

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A man entered the bus with both his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.


The puzzled blonde keeps looking at his bulging pockets.
Finally, after such glances from her he said, "It's golf balls."
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully .



Finally not being able to contain her curiosity any longer asked..........

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"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

last edited by Staroka at 07:05:41 19/Mar/08

rofl, ^ the last one got me