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Topic: Steven Seagal is Cock Puncher
Reverend Evil™
Posts: 15514
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
trailer

HERE'S the imdb entry for the movie where his character is called Cock Puncher. It might be worth checking out for a laugh although he's prolly not in it for long.
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Mr Hardware
Posts: 2621
Location: Caloundra, Sunshine Coast, Queensland
i opened for joke thread
i leave dissapointed.
HeardY
Gaelic newb
Posts: 15440
Location: Ireland
he's still alive and still making movies?

he should just die
Idol
Posts: 2094
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Onion movie? as in THE Onion?
Strange Rash
Posts: 761
Location:
yep

gay
³dee
Posts: 1909
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
steven seagal makes movies? Ohhhh are they classed as movies!?!?!?
Auz_Guy
Posts: 76
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Sorry if you guys already seen this...I did a brief search on qgl... Steven sings Cock Puncher could possibly be his best role yet.
Reverend
Posts: 1034
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
His name is Cock Muncher (or should be)
Skitza
Posts: 8274
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I find having a Director called Tom Kuntz more amusing

ps WTF is this s***.
infi
Posts: 8137
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
it has to be better than being a cock blocker. cos that is not cool.
natslovR
Posts: 5763
Location: Canberra, Australian Capital Territory
bumping cause this is now available US retail.

It's very funny in places. Basically a modern day version of Kentucky Fried Movie updated for our prudish times.
Reverend Evil™
Posts: 15729
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
Yeah, I watched this the other day and it wasn't too bad at all. I see you must have ordered it about the same time I did.

8-)
Tanaka Khan
Posts: 4577
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I lol'd
trog
AGN Admin
Posts: 24014
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
yall are not convincing me. There's a dearth of good movies available at the moment, pretty weak
maxe
Posts: 13012
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
and trog becomes the second person ive met who uses "dearth"


and this is the only cock punch that ever mattered



last edited by maxe at 11:39:14 10/Jun/08
Mr Hardware
Posts: 3205
Location: Caloundra, Sunshine Coast, Queensland
i opened for joke thread
i leave dissapointed.
again.
³dee
Posts: 2176
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
lol
#0 11:12am 10/06/08

#1 10:57pm 02/03/08

Time travellinnn
dais
Posts: 8233
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Quality post maxe.
natslovR
Posts: 5764
Location: Canberra, Australian Capital Territory
The movie is good compared to a lot of s*** out there at the moment. I laughed quite a few times, whereas for many movies marked 'comedy' these days i would probably smile occasionally. It's a lot like reading an issue of The Onion.

If you liked KFM you will probably like it. The first third is the best. If you haven't seen KFM, do yourself a favour and see that instead.
WarT
Posts: 10025
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Cock Knocker is also good

Spook
Posts: 21807
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
KFM is a moofie great of our time (well, its probably older than most posters)

but yer, zucker zucker abraham for the win!
Mantra
Crusty old man
Posts: 2056
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
and trog becomes the second person ive met who uses "dearth"
And yet he uses words like "yall"...
and this is the only cock punch that ever mattered
WTF?!
Some Fat Bastard
Posts: 410
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Spook
Posts: 21843
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
ok, that was spectacularly bad:

interesting to see it was actually produced by david zucker who did kentucky fried movie

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