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Topic: Warning: Lynx "Shock" Shower Gel
parabol
Posts: 4013
Location: Sydney, New South Wales

Do not use this stuff! I feel like I've been quad-damage punched in the balls and face.

If this were the U.S., there'd be a lawsuit happening.

*hops away in stinging pain*
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HeardY
Gaelic newb
Posts: 15418
Location: Ireland
the real issue here is that you've used something with Lynx brand on the bottle

when will people learn?
Idol
Posts: 2045
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
parabol it's only for men...
Skitza
Posts: 8263
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
harden up you bitch

maybe... you are alergic?
scuzzy
Posts: 12768
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Shock indeed
Boxhead
Posts: 11665
Location: UK
Ha dude thats not burning/stinging pain.. thats what its like to feel clean.. Seriously.. shower a bit more often you dirty bastard
Mr Hardware
Posts: 2558
Location: Caloundra, Sunshine Coast, Queensland
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parabol
Posts: 4014
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
Ha dude thats not burning/stinging pain.. thats what its like to feel clean..

Why did I not receive this memo ...

Seriously if you guys think you are so manly, go buy some, try it on and report back.
eXemplar
Posts: 2069
Location:
Be a real man and deep heat your balls.
Jim
Posts: 7471
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
why are you using shower gel
ara
Posts: 1893
Location: Sydney, New South Wales

haha, did you shave your balls and face then apply?
eighty-eight
Posts: 646
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
bahahahah this thread delivers, refer to sig.
Arize
Posts: 158
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
rofl... note to self, will use cause of this thread +1 to curious.
dafugg
Posts: 1462
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
ignore what exemplar said unless you have the deep burning desire to clutch your balls for half an hour in pain.
Arize
Posts: 162
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland


last edited by Arize at 03:14:02 25/Feb/08
Fish
Posts: 2422
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Be a real man and deep heat your balls.
pffft, tiger balm ftw
fpot
Posts: 15036
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
maybe... you are alergic?
Maybe you're illiterate.
parabol
Posts: 4015
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
haha, did you shave your balls and face then apply?

Haha, no. But if anyone wants to try that too .. I would like to hear of the experience :)

Well the burning sensation stopped overnight. I think I might just throw the bottle away. Just imagine going to the toilet without washing your hands after man-handling chilli in the kitchen.
Obes
Posts: 5771
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Only pansies shower.
Idol
Posts: 2049
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Well the burning sensation stopped overnight

were you masturbating with it?
Arize
Posts: 165
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
yea if you were i can see how it would hurt.
gimpy
Posts: 1877
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
yeah, clearly the "Shock" part of the lotion is working as intended
AvaLon
Posts: 88
Location:
i went to gargle some Listerine once but garbed the dettol some how by mistake. yuk and owch!
Skitza
Posts: 8265
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Maybe you're illiterate.


bashed.

Mr Hardware
Posts: 2564
Location: Caloundra, Sunshine Coast, Queensland
lol avalon
an old mate of mine tells the story of how for brushing his teeth, instead of grabbing the toothpaste he used savlon. yuck.
instantly i remembered the famous line 'clean your teeth with bubble gum'.
Crizane Tribal
Posts: 2085
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
One time I was cutting chillies, then went for a piss. Ouch.

pffft, tiger balm ftw

Tiger balm rocks, I can't find anywhere to buy it anymore though. Those little red coin sized tins were so convenient. Can anybody recommend a place to buy them at a good price?
Fish
Posts: 2423
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
^^ most pharmacies stock it now i think (that's where i last got some)
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