Zero Punk reviews are always fun - this 'Sim City Societies' review is especially so, as there are some things about the gheyness of TF2 that words just can't be found to describe. Um.. there's also another Sim City game apparently


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Just call it Zero Punctuation. Zero Punk sounds and looks totally gay.

In case, like me, you have no idea what this is about, its a SimCity Societies review that (right at the end) has some small half-assed TF2 machinima thing, which is approximately about as entertaining as sand

I found it relatively amusing but you probably won't get much out of it unless you play a fair bit of TF2

:)

Trog you're the only online personality I can think of who shoots from the hip and says 'I don't get it' in ~30+ words

that's how I roll

I have no idea what you're saying, but whatever it is - it's how I roll.

(PS tf2 is gay)

I'm sure trog's opinion would change if TF2 had grapple. But we can't always get what we want.

lol, online personality

Man that spy was a noob.

You always stab the heavy first when nobody else is around for the medic to heal.

Bitches don't know 'bout ma strategee.

I'm sure trog's opinion would change if TF2 had grapple. But we can't always get what we want.

Railgun, maybe. Not a grapple.

...but what if the medic is near an uber?

A heavy without a medic doesn't last long anyway, if you stab the heavy and the medic runs back for 5 seconds and grabs a solly to uber.

You failed at your job Phooks.

The only time you should stab a medic is if he's got an uber, is alone, or a noob.

Lets see you stab someone moving non-stop and has 20% more movespeed, CHUB. ;)

Also, a heavy without a medic might not last long, but a medic without a heavy lasts much, much less.

Also also, you would have seen I said "when there is nobody else for a medic to heal". The medic CAN'T go back up into his spawn on that map.

You fail double-plus wise, chub. ;)

last edited by Phooks at 16:38:15 15/Feb/08

Lets see you stab someone moving non-stop and has 20% more movespeed, CHUB. ;)

done it plenty times myself (not f***ing easy, but quite satisfying:) )...

last edited by Martz at 16:32:54 16/Feb/08

And in other news;

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/2599/duelduel20006mz9.jpg

Got rocket?

Phooks tried to pass off his 103 assists / 22 ubers as legit stats.

Custom maps don't count Phooks!

especially that map

Railgun, maybe. Not a grapple.

The Railgun is the dumbest weapon in Q[0-9]+. It's sole purpose is to leech intensity from the game.

/me bites.

nah not really :P