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DM
Posts: 516
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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Ok I saw this last night and thought i'd start a public service announcement warning people of this film. If your thinking of going to see this... ITS A f***ING MUSICIAL And not your simple, "im going to break into a song at the right moment musical" no. This is the grand f***ing champion of horrid musicals. This is a movie that feels that for 1 hour and 45 min of the 2 hour movie there is nothing but singing. There is rarely a gap of 2 or 3 minutes between each song and all but 1 of the songs are just so bad its hard to stomach (there is one where depp is singing to his razors, yes you read that right, that wasnt too bad). This was the only movie I have ever walked out on, which led me to see cloverfield again next door for free. No where on any of the cinema websites does it say its a musical at all. The closest it says is "big-screen adaptation of Stephen Sondheim's award-winning musical thriller" Which could mean anything at all. If you love musicals and violence then this would be you. However if, like me, you expected an actual movie then perhaps you should pick something diffrent. EDIT - Also just to be clear I dont hate musicals. If there had been 1 song every, say 10 min then I could of watched it all but this was like an audio CD with visuals |
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groganus
Posts: 259
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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lame, didnt realise it was a musicl, dont really want to see it now :S
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| #1 06:48pm 25/01/08 |
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Superform
Posts: 4967
Location: Netherlands
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hairspray was awesome
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| #2 06:48pm 25/01/08 |
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Spook
Posts: 20745
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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hairspray was awesome
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| #3 06:50pm 25/01/08 |
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paveway
Posts: 7033
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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heh thought you would have gathered that from where he breaks into song in the trailer...
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| #4 06:51pm 25/01/08 |
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DM
Posts: 517
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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I never saw the trailer to it. I'll never make that mistake again. I just assumed tim burton and johnny depp would = awesomness like they usualy do.
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| #5 06:54pm 25/01/08 |
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Kamma
Posts: 127
Location: Hobart, Tasmania
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Lol... It's not like they hid the fact that it's a musical. Just because you're too stupid to actually read about a movie before watching it, doesn't mean it's a bad movie.
I usually hate musicals, but I thought this one was pretty cool. last edited by Kamma at 19:51:04 25/Jan/08 |
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| #6 07:51pm 25/01/08 |
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Pharcyde
Kilos
Posts: 4500
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Lol... It's not like the hid the fact that it's a musical. Just because you're too stupid to actually read about a movie before watching it, doesn't mean it's a bad movie. Why does not reading about a movie before watching make you stupid? |
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| #7 07:04pm 25/01/08 |
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Mr Hardware
Posts: 2381
Location: Caloundra, Sunshine Coast, Queensland
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Just because you're too stupid said the tasmanian |
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| #8 07:14pm 25/01/08 |
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Nitro
Posts: 1361
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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f*** musicals
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| #9 07:51pm 25/01/08 |
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Kamma
Posts: 129
Location: Hobart, Tasmania
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Why does not reading about a movie before watching make you stupid? If you go into a movie not knowing the basic content of the movie and then complain about it when it's not what you expected, then yeah, that makes you stupid. said the tasmanian Who said I'm Tasmanian? I just live here at the moment. |
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| #10 07:53pm 25/01/08 |
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Hogfather
Posts: 1543
Location: Cairns, Queensland
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lol, Tasmania.
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| #11 07:58pm 25/01/08 |
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Idol
Posts: 1800
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Some of the most successfull movies have been musicals. It's frankly a surprise they don't make more of them.
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| #12 08:01pm 25/01/08 |
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Kamma
Posts: 130
Location: Hobart, Tasmania
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lol, Cairns.
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| #13 08:03pm 25/01/08 |
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FraktuRe
Posts: 30
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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lol, f*****ry.
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| #14 08:56pm 25/01/08 |
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Morgan
Posts: 3540
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Kamma: While you do have a point. When there is big hype surrounding a movie, you tend to go in blind. I did the same with LOTR, 300 and those types of movies. I'm not a big movie person so when everyone is talking about movie X, I go "oh really? ok i'll check it out". This is just me however.
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| #15 09:03pm 25/01/08 |
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DM
Posts: 519
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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If you go into a movie not knowing the basic content of the movie and then complain about it when it's not what you expected, then yeah, that makes you stupid. Thats my whole point though. I read the discription on the birch website and it said nothing about being a musical. It only said it was adapted from one which could mean anything. A porno can be adapted from a musical. I knew it was about a guy called sweeney todd who wanted revenge for being imprisoned and taken from his wife/child. I didnt want to read a full review as that could of spoiled parts of the movie for me i was about to see in a few hours. 2 points however 1.) Its by Tim Burton. Who the hell would of expected him to do a musical, espcialy when teaming up with Depp again. 2.) Its MA with violence warnings. Never seen that in a musical before However i'll say again. I dont hate musicals. The main problem I have isn't that the film was a musical. I could of watched it if it was a normal musical. My main gripe is that all the discriptions of the film basicly tricked me (and a lot of others no doubt as 8 people left the cinemas before i did) into seeing it without any warning of what it actualy was. All i'm trying to do is warn people that if they want to see it, watch out that it is a musical, and very badly done one at that. |
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| #16 09:40pm 25/01/08 |
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Jim
Posts: 7183
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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thanks for the heads up!
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| #17 10:07pm 25/01/08 |
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Kat
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The breaking into song on the ads, not to mention the shorts for when they speak about awards, didn't give it away?
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| #18 10:35pm 25/01/08 |
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Idol
Posts: 1802
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I'm not a big movie person so when everyone is talking about movie X, I go "oh really? ok i'll check it out". This is just me however. It's actually human instinct. I read about this, it comes from trusting that what others do will keep from getting f***ed up, like watching what fruit others pick, or where they choose to sleep. |
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| #19 10:50pm 25/01/08 |
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d0mino
Posts: 2836
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/sweeneytodd
universal acclaim, must be a pretty good movie/musical despite what DM thinks... |
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| #20 11:17pm 25/01/08 |
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Reverend Evil™
Posts: 15441
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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I started to watch it but couldn't get into it. I knew it was going to be a musical but I didn't think every scene was gonna be singing. It did have some stuff going for it though, like the over the top scenes when he cut their throats and blood sprayed everywhere like something you'd see in a Japanese action flick.
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| #21 12:24am 26/01/08 |
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reload!
Posts: 4143
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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this version of the story was based on the hugely successful broadway musical of sweeney todd from the 80s i think
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| #22 12:27am 26/01/08 |
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BeZZaR
Posts: 12
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Just because you're too stupid to actually read about a movie before watching it Under normal circumstances i would agree, but over the last couple of weeks i have heard the radio adverts and read one short summary of the movie, all of which failed to mention it was a musical. I was ready to go see it until i saw this thread. |
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| #23 12:35am 26/01/08 |
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ara
Posts: 1823
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
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he he he! So many people caught by clever marketing
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| #24 01:09am 26/01/08 |
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Creepy
Posts: 844
Location: USA
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I know ara, it's classic.
Me, I knew it was a musical, had seen it on stage as a musical, and thoroughly enjoyed the film. (and the sight of a couple of n00bs getting up and leaving 20 minutes into the movie) |
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| #25 01:38am 26/01/08 |
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Mowerman
Posts: 595
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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I have watched and enjoyed a few musicals over the years, but I didnt like this :(
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| #26 02:24am 26/01/08 |
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Khel
Posts: 12203
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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Its not bad, I enjoyed it, but it wasn't as good as I was expecting it to be. And I agree, I think it did have too much singing. I went in knowing it was a musical, and I've enjoyed other musicals recently like the Producers, Moulin Rouge and Chicago, but it just felt like there was too much music and not enough normal movie, they sung EVERYTHING, even stuff that they really didn't need to, it did start to make the movie feel like a chore for me by the end.
And that young sailor kid was so f***ing boring, the movie would have been a lot better if they completely dropped him and his stupid joanna song that he sung EVERY TIME he had a scene. |
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| #27 03:36am 26/01/08 |
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Creepy
Posts: 846
Location: USA
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FYI, the Sondheim musical is pretty much non-stop singing, with virtually no spoken dialogue. If anything, they cut a lot out song-wise and added more talking.
Having seen both the stage musical and the film, I say the film makes reasonably good use of the medium. Better than a few other broadway-to-film adaptations of recent years. |
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| #28 04:17am 26/01/08 |
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Herron
Posts: 23
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I thought it was great. It was hard to get into it at first due to the dozen 16 year old wankers behind me thinking the cinema was the local maccas or something, non stop talking and laughing every time someone started singing. I laughed when they said that they didn't know it was a musical though.
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| #29 07:49am 26/01/08 |
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sLaps_Forehead
Posts: 3265
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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My observation is that the Producers realized that ppl won't see it when they realize it's a musical. Therefore when the first round of advertisments came out a few weeks ago none of them mentioned that it was a musical and did not show anyone singing.
Now, all the commercials I've seen have Johnny busting out tunes and the voiceover dude saying it's based on a musical. My conclusion is that they would sucker a in the early crowds who were expecting the usual Tim Burton/ Johnny Depp macarbe a la Edward ScissorHands, Sleepy Hollow. Then when the 'secret' is out a couple of days after the first lot of walk-outs and everyone knows its a musical they start playing the commercials stating that it's and 'award winning blah blah blah'. |
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| #30 01:05pm 26/01/08 |
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Damo
Posts: 2927
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Did anyone know this is about an acutal serial killer?
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| #31 07:54pm 26/01/08 |
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DM
Posts: 526
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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Yup which is why I wanted to see it even more
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| #32 08:16pm 26/01/08 |
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Midda
Posts: 1482
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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You know that it's based off a Broadway musical? Funny that they had a lot of singing in it.
I thought it was great. That is all. |
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| #33 12:39am 27/01/08 |
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Frag
Posts: 1881
Location: Queensland
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oh wow, some ignorant f*** goes and see's a movie that was ALWAYS GOING TO BE A MUSICAL?!
ffs just die srsly |
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| #34 01:09am 27/01/08 |
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Khel
Posts: 12204
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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Seriously, was anyone else falling asleep during the sailor boys scenes? I inwardly groaned every time he came on screen, his scenes could not possibly have been any duller and his song was so annoying s*** yet he continued to sing it ALL THE TIME.
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| #35 02:20am 27/01/08 |
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Midda
Posts: 1484
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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That's not like you to be bored during sailor boy scenes, Khel.
I'd agree that he's the lamest character in the movie though. |
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| #36 01:52pm 27/01/08 |
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