With GTA IV pushed back and Manhunt 2 collecting dust awaiting release approval, it's been left to a lesser known title to carry Rockstar through the holiday season, and while there's no joining gangs, wagging school or hijacking cars involved, Rockstar's Wii Table Tennis outing is still something you should be taking the time to look at. So if you're a Wii owner and you're looking for that perfect game to own your friends at, click here to see why we think this is a perfect addition to your Wii library.

hmmm, thanks steve

i dunno about those control methods .. . . .

i want to hit the ball using the controller as a paddle, but control my movement as well

is that what control freak is about?

They have a collective ass?
Is it detachable and they just take it in turns? Or are they all attached to it, forming some sort of grotesque spider-legged ass-centric s*** beast?
Or perhaps they own shares in a donkey stud?

Some many questions...

Arggh! Number one rule of smart ass posts pointing out others punctuation faux pas...don't make typo yourself.

In other news, I reckon table tennis would be pretty sweet considering I played a similar type arcade game at the Gold Coast Timezone once and it was fun for the whole family.
Does this mean that Asian fetish workers and novelty strippers may be put out of business due to the ping pong ball now becoming redundant?
Shame Rockstar shame. ;)