Mate from home wrote this...

---- LAND LORD EMAIL ----

Hi Guys,

During the last inspection it came to the owners attention that there is more than 4 people living in the property. Please advise / confirm as
the owner has requested this information urgently.
As there is only 4 people on the lease and the applications were approved on this basis we must ask that the tenants (not currently listed on the lease) to fill out and submit application forms immediately.
Once this has been done we will be in contact to advise if the applications have been approved.

Yours Sincerely,
Jade Atkins
Property Manager
Belle Property Rentals
Shop 6, 1 Kings Cross Rd, Darlinghurst
PO Box 16, POTTS POINT NSW 1335
P 1300 786 175 F 02 8354 1692 W belleproperty.com.au <
http://www.belleproperty.com.au/ >


---- MATES RESPONSE ----

Jade,

There is definitely not more than 4 people living in the house and never has been. I will declare that formally if required. There may have been a guest staying at the time (but I don't think so) but this is unusual - unusual it would occur during the week that is.
As you know Jade, we are 4 single young men making every day count. We feel we are at the peak of our powers right now and sometimes this involves us flexing it a little on the Sydney social circuit. I don't proclaim to be a rock star but I am not a homebody either - my fellow housemates will attest to this and I will attest to them in the same vein. Some things transcend from heightened social stamina and one of those Jade is over night guests. I think we both know what we're talking about.
So it seems we may simply be caught up on a definitional point. We only have 4 people living at Trelawney but we do have guests quite regularly. Babsy has more guests than Jonny for example but Jonny's standards are higher - that's neither here nor there. We work hard and we play hard Jade and unfortunately the play spills over a little but this does not constitute a breach of lease. All in all I think we are excellent tenants and hold the premises in high regard.
Please put this on the file.
Tim
p.s. about that dinner we have been trying to organize, how about next week?

as a landlord, i would boot those whipper snappers.

I lol'd :)

heh

i stormed into this thread ready to post "old" to will farrels landlord sketch, but was bitterly disppointed to find out i couldnt

very classy

the important questions havent been answered...


1) did u get a date with her or not?!
2) is she a hottie?
3) pics!