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Topic: And who said that sitting in court was boring?
Fish
Posts: 2108
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
http://abcnews.go.com/US/LegalCenter/wireStory?id=2129746&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312
WTF?
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Cl1nt
Posts: 248
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
seriously, wtf.
HeardY
Posts: 13410
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
hahah that's tops
Greazy
Posts: 3655
Location: Other International
Hahaha.
eK
Posts: 9853
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
hilarious :P
C0deBasher
Posts: 895
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
reminds me of an old court case a close friend jurried on in Townsville 24 years ago.

Prosecution: "Did the defendant "Sammie {name withheld} have intercourse with you?"

Victim: "what?"

Prosecution: "Did the defendant cause penetration when he attacked you?"

Victum: "huh?"

Prosecution: "Did he stick his d**k in your c**t?"

Victim: "Yeah!!! he be pucked me all right!!!!!

court room erupts in laughter........... :)
Xy
Posts: 1026
Location: Mackay, Queensland
Whats the world comming to when a man holding proceedings over such things as murdered todlers and hard crims and able to hand out death penalties cant even get off over it in court? *Rolls eyes*

At first I thought the penalties and jail term he could face for it was harsh but then I thought about just what he was doing while distraught people were testifying and some fighting for their lives in his court room ... sick f***er.
whoop
Posts: 10124
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
$7,489.91-a-month pension

where do I sign up for his job?
Reverend Evil
Posts: 13731
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
I dont get that joke. Is the last bit not meant to make sense?
Velvet
Posts: 804
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
now that is seriously pervertd. lol.
captivate
Posts: 460
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I would assume that to first become a judge, then maintain that position for 23 years, that one would hold a relatively resonable level of intelligence.

That said, how does someone think they can get away with such an act in a courtroom of all places?

Idiocy. However looking at the sentance stats for something like peadophilia, another sex crime, 40 years seems accessive in comparisson.
Astroboy
Posts: 3474
Location: Germany
"I was really shocked and I was kind of scared because it was so bizarre," said Foster.

That is what i want chicks to say when they see my cock.
HERMITech
Posts: 4266
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
^ like a chick is ever gonna see your cock...
maxe
Posts: 12240
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Thompson, 59, is charged with four counts of indecent exposure, each punishable by up to 10 years in prison


God Damn!

Prisoner A: I killed a man, what are you in for?
Prisoner B: Had my cock out
HERMITech
Posts: 4274
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Prisoner A: I killed a man, what are you in for?
Prisoner B: Had my cock out

Prisoner C: Should have left it in her, I only got 6 months...

ps: for the slow or bandwagon oriented people, ^ that's a joke
infi
Posts: 3793
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
jokes don't go down well in here.
Xy
Posts: 1029
Location: Mackay, Queensland
To continue hermi's line of joking...

"jokes don't go down well in here."


But bitches with guns to their heads do.
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