i dont see how f***ing stupid some ppl can be

i get s*** like this so much from my stupid f***ing friends

or ones that say omg forward this msg or you will have to pay for your msn account you will know coz your little msn man will go blue!!

My girlfriend from Florida sent me this and swears it is true. Read on:


THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL

To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages,
But this is from my friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is
an attorney.

If she says that this will work - It will work. After all,What have
you got to lose?

SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an
attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured
AOL and &nbs p; Intel will follow through with their promises for
fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one
filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.

Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter.
Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent
later.

Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies
and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the
most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail
beta test.

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will
track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks
time period.

For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay
you $245.00 For every pers! on that you sent it to that forwards it on,
Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives
it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact
you for your address and then send you a check.

Regards. Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations
1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX 292-1085
[mailto:Charles_Bailey@csx.com]Charles_Bailey@csx.com

[mailto:Charles_bailey@csx.com]Charles_bailey@csx.com

thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this
e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and
within days, I received a check for $24,800.00. You need to respond
before the beta testing is over. If anyone can affoard this, Bill gates is the
man.

It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many
people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10,000.00
We're not going to help them out with! their e -mail beta test without
getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in
on this a few months ago. When i went to visit him for the Baylor/UT
Pgame. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped
"Paid
in full"


---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A.G. Edwards & Sons' outgoing and incoming e-mails are electronically
archived and subject to review and/or disclosure to someone other
than the recipient. We cannot accept orders for transactions or other
similar instructions through e-mail. We cannot ensure the security of
information e-mailed over the Internet, so you should be careful when
transmitting confidential information such as account numbers and
security holdings.

I received a check for $24,800.00.

LOL, I prefer cheques myself.

yanks spell cheque check

Truly? That I never knew, comment withdrawn.

both are acceptable spellings fag

ive got one

one of the girls at work sent one of those blatant time waster emails about "being careful about parking in car parks, there are guys with chloroform who will come and knock you out and kidnap you and rape you" to the entire company

man, did i cringe

a guy like you has gotta be careful spook.

such a pretty neck

You sure abotu that nF ?

Americans use check, Poms use cheque, and I thought we used pommie spelling as a rule ?

i use plastic

The worse thing about dickc***s that forward s*** like this on, is not that they didn't even check it out with snopes, but that they didn't even check it out with google

No wonder the net is flooded with nigerian scams and make money fast schemes.

$245.00 ...
pay you $243.00 ...
be paid $241.00.

...

$4,324.44

44 cents huh. That should tell em something right there.

Maybe some of the emails only got partially transmitted smart guy?

Could be interest? He might deposit your money in an account and when it's time to pay up he just cashes out the whole amount including interest? What about that explaination?

Also British = Australia spelling in pretty much all cases. So nobody here should use American spelling thank you very much.

I am sick of all these australians being americanized!

i see what you did there nats :)

I see what you did there

dickc***s

haha

I agree, Nothing worse than people spelling colour ..color or saying cookie! its a bloody biscuit!

The internet has biscuits now?

I get heaps of people at my work "reply all" to group notice emails. Some of them are rather funny to read, and others are just like a group notice saying something to everyone, and then a few replies will come back saying, "Ok". Stupid!@!@!@#$!@#

I get heaps of people at my work "reply all" to group notice emails. Some of them are rather funny to read, and others are just like a group notice saying something to everyone, and then a few replies will come back saying, "Ok". Stupid!@!@!@#$!@#

I once got a birthday card that claimed it could tell me how old I was and it worked! How could it have known???

just got this lmao

Who knows !!!


Hey it is Andy and john the directors of MSN, sorry for the interruption but
msn is closing down. this is because too many inconsiderate >people are
taking up all the name (eg making up lots of different accounts for just one
person), we only have 578 names left. If you would like >to >close your
account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. If you would like to keep your
account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. This is no
joke, we will be shutting down the servers. Send it on, thanks. WHOEVER DOES
NOT SEND THIS MESSEAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE CLOSED AND IT WILL COST £10.00
A MONTH TO USE. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. NOW YOU KNOW
WHAT TO DO. PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD THIS or REPLY. COPY THE WHOLE EMAIL. GO
BACK TO YOUR INBOX AND CLICK ON NEW. AND PASTE THANK YOU FOR YOUR
ATTENTION
hey everyone, i dont normally send this sort of stuff out but had a look on
the internet and it actually appears to be true . On the 1st of november , u
have to pay for the use of our MSN and email accounts unless u send this
message to at least 18 contacts on your contact list. It's no joke if you
don't believe me then go to the site (
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/1189119.stm ) and see. Anyways once
you've sent this message to at least 18 contacts your msn will become blue
aparently. copy and paste don't forward