ok i can get my l's in 2 days, anyone got any hints for the tests eg. place to get answers :)

the book
its not hard to pass.
your a dero

I can get mine tomorrow
suck it bitch!

hint for the test:- study ???

Tick the boxes with the right answers.

in my opinion, the best thing to do is go the first time and not really *expect* to pass unless you have actually botherd to study for it, to get a good idea what is in the test, so the next time and have a good idea of what is on the test. the only ones that can be a bit tricky are the giving way diagrams, the rest of them are pretty basic :)

study sorta the first time. if you get it then excellent.
if you fail, then you know what to expect and will do real well the next day.
:P

get the answers right

Yes. Unfortunately you'll probably have to study to pass it. I think they let you have 3 mistakes, right?

stop at the railroad tracks, give way to the train.

I could have got my license 6 months ago.
And I could have got my learners another year before that.
But, I'm lazy.

Give way to the object with more inertia

Give way to the redneck with the pickup truck that has a gun rack on the back...

simple...

Now pass ya practical :) that's a bit of a nervous bitch.

watch for the guy driving at you with the mobil phone out the window ready to throw at you

thats teh way bob!

It's his learners not his P's

Heh Bob, I've done almost the same thing...got my L's ages ago, but only because my dad made me...failed twice, some stupid questions about distances, sif I'd know that.

Haven't driven yet tho. :\

Here's one that stumped me: Supposedly you're ALWAYS meant to give way to pedestrians. Now of course I'm not going to run them over if they're in the middle of the road, but if I see someone standing on the side of the road it's not as if I'm going to stop for them unless they're at a pedestrian crossing. So remember; the answer for 'When are you supposed to give way to pedestrians' is (supposedly): Always.

he should still do all those things

Snitch : - The idea is, if you hit a pedestrian YOU ARE at fault, regardless.

If they step out in front of the car suddenly while on the highway (WTF were they doing there in the first place), yep, you guessed it... you're at fault...
you're supposed to "expect the unexpected".

after you've been driving awhile you learn to predict what people are going to do next by looking at their rear vision mirrors of their face, the position of their car on the road etc.

heh I failed 4 times cause I didn't study. I have driven though.

What happens if you hit someone, stop, reverse over them, then drive off?
Is that a Hit and Run?

No it's hit and runover

Excellent.

Well if that's true then it's a load of crap. People can easily jump in front of a car unexpectedly, or at least quick enough that it's impossible for the driver to stop. I've seen this happen myself when I was at a concert. This nutty guy ran straight onto a road without looking and whammo! There's no way the driver could've seen it coming. He f***ed up her car pretty bad too. Bye bye windscreen.

snitch - unfortunately its the way it is... You could probably get away with it in court if you had witnesses etc. if the guy sued..

but, by law and theory, Peds have right of way in all situations...

Just drive like you do in Carmageddon. They'll pass you for sure.

Hahahah... "OHHHHHH s***" :)

ART BONUS!!!

"You ran down 18 pedestrians, 14 red lights and 3 stop signs... I'm going to have to fail you"

*click* *click* *pumps shotgun*

"You wanna think about that?"

i havent played Carmageddon since grade 7, i should get back into it :) heheheheh

hahahahhahaha....

whats the difference between a dead pedestrian and a dead animal on the road?


.....Skidmarks :)

shouldn't that be...

"there's skidmarks in front of the animal" ?

rofl

hahahah.. this is pretty funny... awhile ago my friend got his L's... they screwed up at the Dept. of transport

they gave him his full provisionals!!! its yellow and even says "driver's licence" just like a full provisionals... except his says "type : L" whereas real provisionals say "type : P"

Amusing little story :)
pity if he hit a ped insurance wouldn't cover him cause he's not licenced...

learners are so easy to get, got em first time...

as if it would take u more than once u derros..

give way to the right, give way to peds... simple.

I didn't even read the book at all and I got it after a few tries - just didn't know the fine details. Most of it is common sense....

the distances isn't easy

yes it is u gimp

Get your P's you derro's :P 6 months of learners is toooo long.

How can it be easy if you have to get the right one out of four with no poir knowledge?

Yeah, the ones I got wrong were all distance one's...75m, 100m, 125m or 150m? *shrug*

my mum drove to her learners exam....but that was in longreach 25 years ago, dun think you'd get away with it here now....

I drove like I drive in need for speed, the instructor was alarmed at how close I could get to stuff without actually hitting it.....driving towards a set of traffic lights...they were green.....they went orange....I put pedal to metal.....I got through before they went red.....I still passed >:-)

I get my full open licence in october (my driving skills & speed traps permitting) then I get more points to play with (read: lose) muwahahhahahaha

took me 2 goes to get my learners & 2 goes to get my P.

failed the learners coz I read a questoin wrong or something, failed my P coz a f***ing stop sign was hidden behind a tree & I didn't see it. Supid mother f***er council should cut trees down near street signs.

took me 2 goes to get my learners & 2 goes to get my P.

hahahahahaha me too.

I ogt both L's and P's first go.

me too, first go for both
you save money that way :)

If you fail learners you are a bit stupid I think, it is pretty simple really. I also got motorbike learners firt go (it is only 5 additional questions though) :o)

Just buy a volvo, u dont need a licence to drive a volvo, they dont behave like they need one, THEY OWN THE FARKIN ROAD!

It's a cheap shot, but there's an old saying, many a true word is spoken in jest.

:)

btw, i got my licence 20 yrs ago, still got the f***er.

Whoopass - you sound exactly like me, even to the point of failing first time cos of stop sign behind tree lol pricks...

Axe - eat s*** mate :)

Well if you think you will have trouble with the exam then simply cheat, its not like a proper exam, they dont even watch you do it, you could literally bring in your phone and ask somone on the other end... Or bring in the book, so many ways, I can only assume they never think anyone will cheat because of the ease of the test, and if they catch you.... so what?

i failed my p's the first timebecause i didn't think they were REALLY serious about comming to a complete stop at stop signs when there is no traffic, apparently, they were serious....

hahaha Axis you dummy :P

skipping all of the above crap...

f***ing learner drivers.

stop generally means, completely free of motion.
ever thought of why there were stop and giveway signs? A giveway sign is stop if theres any traffic coming, if none u dont have to fully stop... :D

I have been enlightened... :|

yeh u were werent u little learner boy :D

I thought stop signs were for stealing?
not for stopping at...
:)

Bah, are you [p.loki]? Because I have seen a s***load ok lokis running around CS servers lately :/

Well it's true that some stop signs are debatable as to how reasonable they are. On the other hand I've seen some intersections at which you can't see if traffic's coming even if you do stop.

he was the original loki, quit cs ages ago, it took a turn for the worse and still blows hard now

yeah theres tons of signs ive seen stuck behind trees and powerpoles n stuff.
I took my driving test at Sherwood, i drove over the area about 6 times beforehand, then in the test we went like down 3 streets id practised on then out somewhere id never been and along the highway :)

the Council is fukkin' stoopid...

The speed bumps they put on Hamilton road are
a) virtually non-existant (those big long ones that dont do s***)
b) I can still get up to 90k/hour between each speed bump, so they're doing nothing to reduce speed along with point a)
c) the signs that state they are there were placed DIRECTLY behind a big f***ing bushy tree... they only just got re-cemented in INFRONT of the tree...

stupid council... bloody fewls

fpot, I've been Loki for years... I started CS back in beta 1 like alot of people, and good Quake and Doom before that :)... and I quit CS at version 1's gayness..

I used to hold the AWP award back in the days :)
but CS is total s***.. I don't have any games that I play atm, I'd play DoD but I'm too lazy to search for HL cd :)

hehe okay.

I wasn't about to accuse you of "stealing" loki's name or anything.. pfft :P

I was just curious :D

hehehe.. it's cool, I didn't think you were about to accuse me of anything :)

DecayingCorpse have u ever heard the saying, "old ppl were once young"?
f***pot remeber me on that sever the other nite?
gore my name was??

Yeah, I remember.

wow, gore is famous.

I got my learners and P's first go (surprised me). The only question that s***s me is one of the give way ones - it says you've got to give way to someone on the right. Even when they are turning across traffic in front of you. At least that's what the test makes it look like. Now who would expect to turn across a lane and expect people to give way (except maybe a Cabbie)?

I know one guy who got his license by driving to the copshop and saying "I want to get a license". The cop asked "Do you know how to drive?" and he replied "Well I got here didn't I." And the cop just gave him the license. Of course he's about 70 now and he got his license somewhere out bush, it's not quite that easy now.

ehehehehehehhe skrybe, this guys mum just went to the copshop and said 'i want a lisecnce' and they gave it to her. She lived out in the stick also, but it still wouldnt happen today.

Interesting

Loki...he's that monkey from that platform game....strangley enough named Loki...

EVERYONT I WENT FOR MY L'S TODAY:
TAKE NOTE:
I DID NOT CHEAT
AND I PASSES GETTING 2 Q'S WRONG :) :)

you are my hero. i bet you cheated, you naughty boy

Does Queensland Transport actually know of these cheats, and if so, do they care?

i dont know, why dont u ring them up and ask