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Charlie
Posts: 908
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Karate? In China??
EH? It's starring Jackie Chan and has the same story as the original. New kid moves to new area due to mother getting a job and he gets bullied until an old bloke helps him out. Edit: Here's the trailer. |
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| #0 06:12pm 23/12/09 |
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maxe
Posts: 14260
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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black kid in china
suspension of disbelief broken |
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| #1 06:17pm 23/12/09 |
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CeMaX
Posts: 595
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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That's Will Smith and Jada Pinkett's kid.
Will see, love Jackie! |
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| #2 06:21pm 23/12/09 |
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Bah
Posts: 3454
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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So it will be the Kung fu kid?
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| #3 06:30pm 23/12/09 |
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Skitza
Posts: 8935
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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No cameo with Ralf Macchio? :)
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thermite
Posts: 3529
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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the ad with the blue bears drinking coffee and needing to s*** was better than the ad for the fake karate kid.
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| #5 06:44pm 23/12/09 |
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parabol
Posts: 5591
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I'm surprised they were able to track a black person on camera ...
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Martz
Posts: 2443
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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haha might see this.. fly swatter made me lol :)
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konstie
Posts: 293
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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seems alright to me. will not buy though! |
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| #8 07:33pm 23/12/09 |
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FocaL
Posts: 121
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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There is only one karate kid
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MatchFixa
Posts: 1776
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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man that looks cheesy as s***.
"the only way to stop them, is to face them". fo reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal? |
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| #10 07:43pm 23/12/09 |
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ravn0s
Posts: 8975
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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taking jacket on and off = kung fu?
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| #11 07:50pm 23/12/09 |
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greazy
Posts: 2558
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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any movie with jackie chan is watchable.
all who disagree enjoy the act of sodomy. |
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| #12 08:08pm 23/12/09 |
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tspec
Posts: 2798
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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Needs more Cobra Kai.
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imitation
Posts: 3237
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Karate Kid + Jackie Chan = Unbelievable Awesome
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| #14 08:18pm 23/12/09 |
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Infidel
Posts: 3118
Location: Netherlands
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more like Karate BABY HAHAHAHAHHA ......
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3dee
Posts: 4852
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Apart from Mr Chandawg, this will be epically terrible.
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Reverend Evil™
Posts: 17133
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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Might be alright but after hearing that kid jive talking like a gansta I have my doubts.
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Mantorok
Posts: 4188
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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It's easy to figure out if a Jackie Chan movie is good or not. If he speaks English, it's crap.
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Taipan
Posts: 3147
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Jackie Chan could star in a remake of driving Miss Daisy and I'd still line up to buy tickets. ok ok that might be pushing it but seriously he is one of the most entertaining guys on the big screen imho.
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Khel
Posts: 14058
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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Jackie Chan is looking good again anyway, he was getting a bit out of shape there for a while.
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greazy
Posts: 2561
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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It's easy to figure out if a Jackie Chan movie is good or not. If he speaks English, it's crap. You've never seen Who Am I, have you? |
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sLaps_Forehead
Posts: 4625
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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"The Horror!"
Stab me in the eye with a chop stick right now |
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| #22 09:54pm 24/12/09 |
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whoop
Posts: 15160
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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So mr kung fu master is gonna teach this kid in a few weeks/months what it took the other guys probably years to master eh? Stupid kung fu movies, that s*** pisses me off, that's like taking a year long karate course then walking up to a Tibetan monk & trying to fight him, good luck with that.
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| #23 01:31pm 25/12/09 |
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greazy
Posts: 2569
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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its a movie whoop.
A MOVIE. |
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| #24 01:41pm 25/12/09 |
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Reverend Evil™
Posts: 17145
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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If the movie is in color then it's real
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| #25 01:44pm 25/12/09 |
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whoop
Posts: 15161
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I know it's a movie, it's still retarded though to think you could learn in 2 weeks what it takes a life time to master and to believe you could take on 30 guys all by yourself. Anyway, the kids black why doesn't he just shoot them? </stereotype>
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| #26 01:47pm 25/12/09 |
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greazy
Posts: 2571
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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if it's a movie whoop, chances are it's not real or realistic.
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| #27 01:49pm 25/12/09 |
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whoop
Posts: 15163
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Just once I'd like to see a movie like this where the kid goes up against all the bullies/his arch nemesis/whatever and gets his ass handed to him.
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| #28 03:09pm 25/12/09 |
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MatchFixa
Posts: 1789
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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It's a movie whoop.
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| #29 03:37pm 25/12/09 |
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greazy
Posts: 2572
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I'm sure you can find a short film with a plot along those lines.
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