So I was on my way home from the valley, waiting for a cab outside emporium, opposite ferarri. I notice a girl across the road in the bus stop edge off the bench, cop a squat and proceed to piss her payload all over the pavements in front of that stop, her girlfriend standing next to her.

I yelled out something along the lines of "that's flawsome," as I'd been listening to beetroots all night long.

Her response was "you're 16 you f*****, you suck your own dick."

"Umm, you just squatted in a bus stop and pissed yourself."

I lol'd all the way home and still can't stop. Carry on.

good thread would read again

ps ur 16 lol

ok...

hahahahaha

owned michael. i would have definitely started throwing s*** at her while she was squatting and completely immobile, nothing she can do but cop the object flush

i use to watch girls do this all the time at central station when i was on night shifts.... id even have a chat to some of them while i was having a smoke.

Thats disgusting, and what a response from her! classy girl.....

ive seen chix do all manner of disgusting male like stuff at festivals

This is getting so common. I saw some random, drugged up looking valley chic who looked like she just came out of a 5am bender walking down Wickham Tce towards Valley pool. I stopped at the lights there and she was squirming and all of a sudden while propped up against the light pole just let a stream of piss rip and tricle down her legs. She acted like nothing had happened and continued walking across the road in her heels. I was speechless hahaha.

I get squatting in a park or backyard (you know, when you are too lazy to go to the toilet a whole 4metres inside) but in public??? at a bus stop? f***ing gross.

How is this 'all the time' behaviour? What kind of women are out there these days?

yeah, filthy, what's next? they'll start distributing nude photos of themselves on the internet

a bird did this at the casino when i used to walk there. one of my coworkers was walking up a flight of stairs and saw some dripping... a chick just sat on the stairs that go up to the vip suites, and let fly

heaps of them do it at the pokie machines too... can't possibly leave machine unattended... it's gonna pay soon! julian oneeeeeeeeeillllllllll

The kind I should get phone numbers from methinks




























Just so I can cross reference em later and make sure I haven't been given a dupe :P

yeah, filthy, what's next? they'll start distributing nude photos of themselves on the internet

SNAP.

yeh in the valley i reckon i'd see a couple of chicks in any given week... distributing nude pics of themselves on the internet

The Valley; I'm not suprised at all.

Yeah the valley is a terrible disgusting hole that no-one should ever visit voluntarily unless they are terrible and disgusting (or a homo, but thats an automatic qualifier)

haha, classy stuff.

so hardware, where do you go out when you wanna have fun?

Broadbeach on the Gold Coast is really good, has far less idiots than the Valley and Surfers, has a few killer electro clubs aswell not to mention plenty of casual bars.

When I was driving home from my friend's party in Belbowrie last Saturday night I stopped in at the Kenmore McDonalds, which only had the drive through open at about 2am. There were teenagers hanging out in the carpark and I saw in my rear vision mirror from about ~30 metres away that a couple of girls went to go squat in the macca's gardens for a piss. I was like wtf, oh well if you gotta go, you gotta go I suppose.

That's one hell of an experience ..... you lucky man !

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el, you are breaking s*** everywhere you post

You should be used to that with your posts spook.

hhaah great story.

in the backyard?? I'd say MAYBE its ok in a dark alley at 3am like most blokes would have at least once had to do but squatting in your own backyard?

doing it in your backyard because you are too lazy to go inside is worse than being caught wanting to pee in public and having nowhere to go. i heard an awful story about a girl being stuck on the tube for an hour or so and having to pee. she had to squat in the corner or pee herself.

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i pee in my backyard all the time

Do like your dog & go piss on your neighbours front lawn

I came in here thinking this would be about some weirdo body builder doing squats at a buss stop, boy was I wrong.

yeah I have a bad habit of peeing on the back lawn instead of going to the toilet in the middle of the night
there's a dead patch of grass under the hills hoist ;(

lol aussie girls are awesome

gays are terrible and disgusting eh hardware?

yeah I have a bad habit of peeing on the back lawn instead of going to the toilet

Glad I'm not the only one who is err.. water conscious!

i heard an awful story about a girl being stuck on the tube for an hour or so and having to pee. she had to squat in the corner or pee herself.

I was about 2 minutes/1 more stop away from doing this on the Bakerloo line once, between Waterloo (ironic?) and Elephant & Castle. Started rationalizing it in my head - "What's the worst that could happen? What are the chances of seeing any of these people again? I'm wearing brown cords, so it might not be that noticeable if I just piss my pants". I was coming home from a hockey game, so not only had I had a fair bit to drink but I was also lugging my enormous hockey bag. When I got to E&C station, rather than waiting for the guy to let me out of the disabled gate (bag won't fit through the turnstiles) I drew upon my reserves of adrenaline, hurled the bag over the gates and ran to a corner to let fly with the biggest stream of piss against the station wall.

As for girls doing it, I think it's funny and would like to challenge one to a sword fight.

i pee in my backyard all the time

Yeah, we had a 20m rule - you weren't allowed to piss closer than 20m radius from the house. We were pretty much living in the bush though, 2 acre blocks.

Have you seen the latest festival invention? On normal toilet cubes you have a urunal on the back - on the open, public side. To save you pissing on a fence or just any random location. Not bad at all.

i only piss on buildings in the city to emulate my favourite nrl and afl stars