What do clouds and women have in common?






When they finally f*** off, It's a nice day.

What do mexicans have under their carpet?


Underlay underlay!

haha maxe wins

lol

the cops caught a kid drinking battery acid and another eating fireworks

one was charged and the other was let off

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?














She choked.

http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/ASP4horse.jpg

i like the first joke. because its true.

There ares ome rippers on Sickipedia today:

Hilter was one of the most evil men in history

He ordered the mass genocide of 6 million jews and was pretty much responsible for kicking off World War II

Although on the plus side if he hadn't have done there would be no Call of Duty 5.

cod 5 is f***ing s***.

you're s***.

neg. cod5 was bad.

Haha, Maxe saves the thread.

haha Maxe

What do you call a camel with four humps?

A Saudi quattro


LOLOLOL sickipedia FTW

what do women and cyclones have in common??


they start out; HOT, WILD and WET.
and when they are done they take your house and possessions.

cod5 is out? How does it compare to COD:WAW?

WHats the difference between Frakture and a dog ?

Frakture wears shirts
and the dog pants.

How do you keep kids off your lawn?
Molest them.

Another sikipedia joke

Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of the sudden the car flipped over and rolled ten times. It then span around on the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell off and it caught fire.

Stolen from Bash.org

What do nine out of ten people enjoy?










Gang rape.

I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution.

1024×768.

^ you lose

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says, "f*** off, you won't bring it back."

What's the difference between acne and a pedophile?






Acne waits until you're at least 14 to come on your face.

that's awesome that bash.org is back

If you rearrange the letters in the words "ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS" and add a few more letters, it spells out:

"f*** off and go home you hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, benefit grabbing, goat f***ing, smelly rag head bastards".

no it doesn't

What's the difference between a lawyer and catfish?

Ones a scum feeding bottom dweller... and the other ones a fish.

Do you know that if you laid all the Chinese end to end around the world... you'd drown half the buggers!

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

why are womens wedding dresses often white?
match the kitchen appliances.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes?
Nothings, shes been told twice...

Why cant women drive?
There no road between the kitchen and laundry...

The Northern Territory Police are looking for an Abo-basher.

I called them, but apparantly it's not a job.

Two nuns are driving in a car when a vampire lands on their car roof

One nun says to the other "Sister, quick! Show him your cross!!!"

The other nun winds done the window and says "oi you, f*** off!"

on the nun theme

The abbot of a nearby abbey was out in the city running errands downtown when he saw a woman of questionable character say to a passerby, "Twenty bucks for a blowjob," at which point the passerby and the woman promptly went down the next alley, where they went out of view. The abbot was perplexed, for the very same thing occurred at another street corner in the city. He was walking down a sidewalk, when another woman, much the same as the first, stated to another passerby, "Twenty bucks for a blowjob," at which point the two rapidly went into a nearby alley, where the abbot couldn't see what was going on. Still not knowing what a "blowjob" was, the abbot left the city as naive as he was upon entering it. Back up the hill, the abbot was still contemplating what a blowjob was, so he went to see the mother superior at the adjacent convent. "Mother superior," he asked, "what's a blowjob?" "Twenty bucks, same as downtown!"

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How do you make a hormone?











Kick her in the guts.

Q. Why don't vaginas ever save people from burning buildings?

A. Because they're c***s.

^^ haha ^^

What's the difference between a train carriage and a miss-carriage?


You can't eat a train carriage.

lol trav