allo. I have to go mow someones lawn in 30 mins... i know its xmas and what not... is it inconsiderate to start mowing this early in the morning 'cos it is christmas'? or am i just being extra thoughtful

on that note, i've starting a lawn mowing business part time, till i finish my plumbing apprenticeship (another year baby woohoo) so anyone who wants their grass cut let me know.

and for the record i will cut your grass and take your girl from you if she's hot enough!

everyone is up early today anyway, mow away zubzub!

if you ever need any pointers on mowing grass, sing out matey, im a professional

I can't believe there was a whole thread on this plus this second thread and it's taken this long for anyone to start any 'mowing lawn' innuendo at all.

Should be fine :) Also, how much do you charge? My lawn's starting to look like friggin' tundra and I'm too lazy/busy/not home enough to take care of it.

what sort of mower you use clown?

mow to your little heart's content.

I don't care what time it is, you are still a c***!

Zub are you still doing this?

I lined up another customer for ya.

answer your PMs carn#$%@&