I was reading some helldump thread. Basically it is about this loser guy who everyone on the forum gives s*** to, and this happened on one of his broadcasts. Don't skip the silence because the funniest part lies within.

http://apollo.nonexiste.net/kuuenbu.mp3

Wow. What a nutter.

He sounds like a Southpark imitation.

"You shut the f--- up, Dad!" - lmao

Hahaha, nice find fpot, that is friggin' gold.

I like the bit where there is silence, the sound of struggling and then 'the mike!!! give me the f***ing mike!!!".

I seriously can't stop laughing at that bit everytime. Now I just wanna play some hard f***ing metal right now.

lol wtf

call me crazy but that was not funny at all.

Hmmm i started listening and closed it when i realised it was just going to be some nerd emo crying about his life.

haha

still doesnt beat those guys prank calling the wog CS player

link plz ^

Haha, sounds like a dude here at work who thinks the whole world is against him, angry all the time and actually listens to metal trash

link to thread plz.

link plz ^

fpot used to have it i think, stupid.mp3

I'll link the thread but you need an SA account

Why cant you link to where the file is hosted.

It's in the op?

Or are you talking about what maxe is talking about?

what maxe is talking about

lame. not worth listening to. in fact, not thread worthy.

oh lol, turns out I have it

enjoy


http://users.tpg.com.au/radicale//stupid.mp3

link the thread fagpot. yeah hell dump is members only i know.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2641107

http://img.waffleimages.com/db9958545050d31e01d0dcbbccde4fcf5059ddef/p517589142.jpg

last edited by fpot at 18:23:29 15/Dec/08

hahah that was golden...

stupid.mp3 lol fcuk from Sydney calling Beliz from Brissy hahaha

waste of time.

just like someone said its some emo crying about his life. trying to be edgy but doing it very poorly. there is bucketloads of this crap now-a-days. shame he claims metal as his own. metal sound has balls... he has no balls.

That guy should do the human race a favour by killing himself.

I really wish I were kidding.

Kuuenbu emo? I think I need to hunt out a picture.

He has Aspergers.

Kuuenbu posted:

Doubtful. Those of us with AS are advised against marriage and HEAVILY advised against having children. With the awareness of AS increasing I believe we will seeing a large increase of these people making the wise choice of avoiding something they are not fit for.

My father is pretty much living proof of what happens when someone with AS tries to have a family. I would not recommend it at all, and neither would my mother, who has done far, FAR more research on the subject than just about anyone else on this forum.

Explains a lot

thread of fail

fpot the picture you linked doesnt work. if its waffle images it only works for SA.

So sassy!
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/3697/1a3b56979d1b02acc38a739ka8.jpg
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/1a3b56979d1b02acc38a739ka8.jpg/1/w600.png

Lets kick out some SLAYER!
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he goes all spastic about his playlist...

blahblahbah... was all I heard.

sounded like a pretty standard metal listener to me, they are all highly strung nutjobs in tight black pants;

tight black pants;

Refer to previously posted pictures kthx.

something is wrong with his head

He is no regular weirdo

I'm in pain. I spend half my time being suicide-inducingly miserable and the other half drowning my mind in mundane s***. I don't even feel remotely confident, and every time I act like I am I'm just lying to myself. All the signs in the past six years of my life keep pointing to a future with no friends, no sex, no job, no anything except wasting away on Internet forums where everyone makes fun of me or looks down on me for showing the least bit of negative emotion or thinks I'm a disgusting waste of carbon who should do the world a favor and kill myself because I like SlipKnot.

I doubt you're pleased hearing me say all this and I'm well aware of it, which is why I hardly ever post on my journal because 95% of the s*** on my mind would just make me less likable to pretty much anyone, so why post it on the Internet and be even further away from anyone wanting to be with me? I know what it is that people want and it's not what I'm feeling all the time. So I filter it all out and try to sound like a badass version of myself in my profile. After all, if I'm hoping to achieve a girlfriend on this place I might as well sound sexy. Well, it didn't work, so I'm just gonna be honest from now on even though I know it'll result in the half of OKC hating my guts and the other half going into gym teacher mode. Trust me, everything you have to say to me I've already heard before and have had shifting around in my brain every time I even think about myself.

I can't stand reading about people's lives anymore because all I can feel is immense jealousy. Having to hear about friends and spouses and careers knowing that I have no chance of sharing these vital elements any time soon, if ever, especially knowing that I should have had them years ago and I am long out of the the element of a decent human male life and well into the element of a stereotypical loser is not very pleasant.

It would be really nice if doing something about it was as simple as it is for 99% of the civilized population, but unfortunately the vast majority of my options involve long periods of waiting as well as a complete lack of any certainty of working out.

I would really like to have a car so I could drive somewhere to meet people on a regular basis, or at least live in a part of town where public transportation is actually available. I would really like to be able to afford a real college instead of just a community college that's s*** for meeting anyone. I would really like to get a job so that I could afford a car or or a real college but I'm stuck in the "disabled" category which means I need "assistance" that has done little more than s*** for me.

I'm just telling you this so that you'll know. I've come to accept the fact that no one's going to sympathize with me, though it would be quite a pleasant surprise if someone did. It might even help get me off my feet a bit, though for now I'll stick with pretending to be a nihilistic badass.