we want all the dirt while he's f***ing around trying to burn your dinner (which may be hard with no gas)

housekeeping details, personal cleanliness, etc etc
pics of all rooms, closets, draws....

go crazy while he's chopping wood

nothing to see here

Spook is his secret internet name, this thread might have stood a chance if it was called 'Give me the low down on Broughton' (Bro Town, geddit)

Hilarious.

I have been waiting for months to use that, ever since I saw his name vaguely resembled Bro Town on facebook

Could it be brought on?

A hunger for a big cold beer could be brought on, possibly at a bbq

wot's going on dis threadz guyz