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Topic: Man's penis stuck in park bench
Phooks
Posts: 805
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
August 13, 2008 A MAN is lucky to still have a penis after he stuck it in a metal park bench and became stuck, doctors say.

At least a dozen police and emergency services workers were called to the park in Hong Kong after 41-year-old Le Xing’s penis became trapped in a hole, apparently after he became aroused.

According to reports from Hong Kong, the “lonely and disturbed” Mr Xing told police he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench, UK’s The Telegraph reported.


The bench was reported to be missing a nail.
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JohnnieD
Posts: 1492
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Thank God it wasn't a woman's penis
nF
Forum Hero
Posts: 14424
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
Metal park benches don't have nails.
Bah
Posts: 2935
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
It probably had a screw.
heavy_rocker
Posts: 25
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
sounds hard!
mission
Posts: 3905
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Had he got the benches consent?
Crakaveli
Posts: 2791
Location: USA
what a dick
mission
Posts: 3906
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Speaking of quality news articles: I was impressed by this guys creativity.

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pARODY
Posts: 192
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
the guy wanted to have sex with something that could support a family.
Strik3r
Posts: 1488
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
sounds like he's in a tight spot
rolo_tomasi
Posts: 1395
Location: Sunshine Coast, Queensland
he thought the benches were wenches.
FraktuRe
Posts: 350
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
Excellent Parody, pARODY.
Raider
Posts: 2260
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
looks like he wasn't the hardest thing there
Crakaveli
Posts: 2793
Location: USA
threads funeral will be held next week.
Minxy
Posts: 600
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
the guy wanted to have sex with something that could support a family.


lols
ravn0s
Posts: 6851
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
he got wood
sLiNky
Posts: 933
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
He must of been having a hard time
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