All,

I'm getting married tomorrow and will be on my honeymoon for a bit over a week, and i doubt i will have much time to be browsing QGL, cos as my mother put it, i will be 'resting'. I have given my apologies for not making an appearance at the SwitchLAN tomorrow, and Dan told me that getting married was a pretty poor excuse for not going to a LAN.

See you all in a week or so!

do you have a cavalcade of LPG taxis for your procession?

all forum nonsense aside, WHAT THE f*** ARE YOU DOING MAN ARE YOU INSANE!@?
but congrats, good luck etc

Congrats! Hope you enjoy your big day :)

nah nothing LPG powered :)
thanks for the kind words

Where are you going for your honeymoon?

can't tell! it's a secret!
ill tell in a week

probably to homo land

congrats Mr H to you and your partner
hope it all works out as you both plan

i'm doing the deed in 49 days myself....up in Mackay for me

where is yours gonna be?

Marriage rocks. I hope your wedding is enjoyable, because a lot of them aren't.

Is that why you have 3 bastard children?

Enjoy, drink lots of coca cola.

psst, sex makes children, not marriage!

WOOO, Goodluck!

And whatever you do, DON'T BELIEVE THE NEXT POST!

I never expected Hunter to get married!

Grats dude, I got married about 6 weeks ago and it was a great day with a awesome honeymoon.. but after that, it was the same as before but with more poontangie!

Mr Hardware = hunter? woah mind = blown.

I don't think Kat knows what a bastard child is.

Mr H's sex drive.


















Just kicked in, yo.

last edited by Phooks at 22:24:26 20/Jun/08

Nope, i'm not Hunter.
Thanks TicMan, good to hear all is well on the other side of it all.

my sisters getting married tomorrow too.

TO MR HARDWARE!@%?@!?

lol i dont think im becoming your brother in law am i epic? :P

last edited by Mr Hardware at 22:59:49 20/Jun/08

mad props mr hardware

I think the hunter comment was trying to insult Mr Hardware somehow, I too am confused

Props man. Hope you have a good day/lifetime :)

wasnt an insult :( I thought he was with with the falcon + lpg etc

apologies for any confusion

congratulations

Please have lots of babies that can grow up and post on QGL. We need to get our thread rate higher.

Otherwise, congratulations and best of luck for the future. Peace.

grats hardware

tell your best man he sucks for not inviting us all to the bucks

is your missus hawt?

yeah she is

pics or lying.

yeah i always thought you were a total f***ing idiot but whatever good luck with marriage

Marriage rocks. I hope your wedding is enjoyable, because a lot of them aren't.

haha

shh maxe adults are talking

pics or lying.

he walked right into that.

i hope its like in Sex and the City for you.

Grats mate. Hope the whole thing goes smoothly. You'll have to get Mrs Hardware to start posting on here.

You are turning my software into hardware.

Will your next post be "so i married an axe murderer" LOL?

that would be very lol

yes, i lolled just thinking about it

A truly epic lol will be achieved. Please do it for us good sir.

i thought hardware was like 12?

What made you think that??

my condolences, good sir

will you be leaving the ceremony in a lpg powered limo?

already covered that one evis

i thought hardware was like 12?

Nothing wrong with that, Jim was married with 3 kids at 12.

already covered that one evis

LOL

Hrmm I should save this link for after the honey moon and say something witty like 'your wife just posted!!'..but ah well

"My honeymoon sex turned into a nightmare"
http://blogs.news.com.au/bossy/index.php/news/comments/my_honey_moon_sex_turned_into_a_nightmare/

"I loved him very much but made it clear from the start that I would not have sex before marriage. I was a virgin with limited experience when I met him and just had a romantic view of what my first time would be like. I knew he had had a couple of girlfriends before me and had had sex but he said it was just for the experience nothing serious. I am sure he was faithful to me the whole time and he never pressured me to have sex before our wedding night.

Which brings me to the problem, because I was a virgin I had no idea what the first time would be like for me but as it was with the love of my life I was sure it was going to be great...but it wasn’t. My husband on my wedding night took my virginity in a way that has left me traumatised. I had expected something lovely but instead it left me feeling ashamed and dirty."

gold...it gets better

"I feel disgusted by him but divorce isn’t really an option. I don’t know whether I am just inexperienced or naive but I didn’t expect to be called a whore and slut by my husband in his dirty talk and at one stage he asked if he could urinate on me ? Am I a prude, did I miss any signs that I could have known what he was going to be like."

Man ...pure news.com comedy

If she loved her husband she would have let him piss on her, possibly maybe even a little poop too.

I feel disgusted by him but divorce isn’t really an option.

sure it is girlfriend

you're only 20, there's still plenty of time to find mister right. and now that you've already lost your cherry there's no point in waiting for marriage again, right?

amen

that has to be a level.

haha great find haklin thats gold