Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,

I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'


Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'


One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'


To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'


The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.'


Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.


When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'


Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'

Her funeral will be held next week.

lol

Her funeral will be held next week.

Quite possibly the best application of this. Bravo, sir!

the pilot was arrested and charged with manslaughter

The court proceedings are next tuesday.

wut?

gw

n1 phooks

i got this in an email fw about 3 years ago

i got it today ... which could mean you are Marty freakin McFly O_O

i got it today ... which could mean you are Marty freakin McFly O_O

or your darryl delay :P

Did the pilot become a lawyer?

haha esther dies

^5 pavenoob

A+++ joke would tell again!!

haha phooks, good placement

"qgl catchphrase"

you can't have manslaughter without laughter.

Was Esther a hot dentist?

it was on a treadmill right ?

http://blog.mediacatalyst.com/images/roflcopter.gif

mai roflcopter goes SOISOISOISOISOI

Regarding the pilot, foreskin or no foreskin?

depends whether he left sufficient distance or not

Probably go the colt with armour flash and frag gren

Most likely old.

ISWYDT