Joe: Oh. You mean that joke about his name (Mr Brownstone)?

John: I just said that his name sounds like kidney stone of the ass and that that's why he is always gruffy and angry. His s*** is so thick and so oddly shaped that he can't go and all his s*** are piled up in his intestines all the way up to his chest. He probably rups his sphincter to relieve a single gram of turd after two hours of pushing, sweating, teeth clenching, screeming in frustration, and holding breath for a half gram of green mold s***.

Joe: That's why he can't sit still and leave us kids alone. You were just expressing your opinion, John... And he probably gets a lot of splash back too when he's pushing that hard.

Jane: I agree totally. It must feel like a woman giving birth or something... He ass-raped you. He's such a rapist.