They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have

To answer in front of others, what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell

Her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy

Handled it.



An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
Desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor
For today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
Crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
Room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
Your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor
In private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full
Strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, Yes??"

"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her

Advice.*

"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

haha i'll pay that.

hahahaha tops

meh

i don't get it:(
why did the room laugh at his prostate cancer?

I know it's a joke but when I go to the doctor all the girl at the desk asks is what my name is, nothing more. Is there some place that actually does ask why you're there?

Last time I went to the doctor they asked me and I told them I had unbarable pain in the belly then about 5 min after sitting down I passed out becase i was dead tired but it did get me in to see the doctor quickly

I guess it's because I usually make an appointment to see them.

I'm pretty sure it would be illegal/against policy for them to ask specifically what's wrong with you??? They might ask what sort of appointment you want, eg general check up etc, but it is none of the receptionists business to know what is wrong with you.

It's a joke ffs ..... I bet you sat there during Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and said "Pfft, if that skinny twig that he's standing on snaps, he could sue the local council for not providing a safe surface to fight on ... "

This thread is now a winnah, for it has dragon's in it.

hhahaha good JOKE

The capitol letters
On each line
Is really annoying

Good one.

Aww that was cute.
Now I want a receptionist to ask me something so I can be creative.