His fight with Lotax was last night.

I couldn't find the videos of the other two fights he had that night but by the sound of things Lotax came off a little better.. mebbe cos he wasn't bleeding.

Eitherway, check it out. Seems Uwe was a bit more of an arsehole this fight than the last one. Some of those punches look pretty hefty.

Also, check out the post fight interview. Lotax says Uwe told them that he would give them training prior to the fight, which he didn't, and then when he didn't provide said training, told them it didn't matter cos it was a PR exercise and he wouldn't hit them hard.
Given after the fights one of the dudes was throwing up everywhere, and the other was bleeding, I don't think that was exactly the case.

What a cornhole.

im very skeptical of what the interview says or what the other fights say. i hate uwe boll and all, but you just cant trust i dunno something is very sus about this whole thing.

At first i thought lowtax fought like a f***ing pussy, then after seeing what happened in the other fights i changed my mind... well he was still a pussy, but a smart one.

The first fight a week ago must have been just to make this rounds fighters complacent.

What's sus about it?

a) He gets smashed on the internets because he (apparently) takes games and turns them into pieces of s***s movies (I haven't seen any so don't know and don't care)
b) He thinks that a fair way to retaliate to this is by challenging these people to a fistfight
c) He then punches the s*** out of a couple of skinny looking nerds.

I was, of course, hoping Lowtax would be a massive tank dude who had a black belt in ASSKICKDO or something but he was just as clueless in the ring as the other dude that was posted last time.

I hope Uwe gets something out of these fights, because to me he just comes across as a complete bully tool that can only resort to critics by beating the s*** out of them. Of course it's probably ever movie makers dream come true, but still, it's just a lame way to respond.

I'd have more respect for him if he made porn.

I hope Uwe gets something out of these fights, because to me he just comes across as a complete bully tool that can only resort to critics by beating the s*** out of them. Of course it's probably ever movie makers dream come true, but still, it's just a lame way to respond.

thats what makes it sus!

i just dont see the point in fighting a bunch of critics that no one really knows or gives 2 f***s about. why doesnt he just punch up his wife like real men do.

What the f*** is wrong with you people

^ Bit rich coming from you buddy

I've always wondered if everyone's just been paid to not hurt boll, or whether boll just hasn't selected anyone that's up to his same skill level in boxing. Everyone he fights seems to either be a skinny nerd or otherwise lower in weight/skill.

In my opinion they're all rigged. Boll can fight me if he wants to prove me right (coz I hit like a girl :p)

b) He thinks that a fair way to retaliate to this is by challenging these people to a fistfight

lowtax could have declined. to me it looks like a lame attempt for SA publicity. i am glad i never subscribed to their forums.

I hope everyone who fights uwe boll are members of a family and that family depends on them to live, and that they get brain damage from fighting him and the family suffers, culminating into an event where the spouse of the person with brain damage gasses themselves in the family car (which they can no longer afford the payments on) along with all 6 children, leaving the brain damaged person alone to starve to death only to be discovered by their neighbours when they notice a strange smell coming from nextdoor.

so do they actually die from starvation or just crap themselves?

Now that I've thought about it they'd probably die of thirst before either of those two things.

i am glad i never subscribed to their forums.

If you never subscribed, how would you know what you're missing out on?

By reading the forums when they are open?

Maybe Bas Rutten should disguised himself as a "Movie Critic" and take up the Uwe challenge. I'd pay to see that.

Wow, Boll must've been pissed off for this fight...he gets into it way more than the last fight (in bah's thread)

Yeah ek, i reckon he did that first one to lull this rounds guys into a false sense of security.

i am glad i never subscribed to their forums.

I'm glad you never subscribed too

Hahaha thats the funniest s*** ever.

Little geeks with oversized mouths should stay on the internets where they belong, if they are stupid enough to get in a ring after running their mouth none of you have a right to be complaining "its not fair", its called "getting whats coming to them"

Classic, even funnier watching all the little nerds get defensive "oh noes punching isnt the way to resolve anything" haha!

I have no idea who Uwe Boll is, but hes a champion!

hey Bj hows life out in the gay bars?

close your mouth while you're at it

step up bj. next round of internet fighters whoop vs bj @ some carpark. comming to a theatre near you.

 this post is sarcastic in nature and not to be taken seriously 

last edited by whoop at 20:55:11 26/Sep/06

i challenge you bah, you old c***

internets boxing

Does anybody else see the irony and contradiction in Burt's post?

f***in' hilarity.

Hahaha thats the funniest s*** ever.

Little geeks with oversized mouths should stay on the internets where they belong, if they are stupid enough to get in a ring after running their mouth none of you have a right to be complaining "its not fair", its called "getting whats coming to them"

Classic, even funnier watching all the little nerds get defensive "oh noes punching isnt the way to resolve anything" haha!

I have no idea who Uwe Boll is, but hes a champion!

Man, I honestly don't remember a thread that you've posted in that hasn't been along the lines of "LOL u fukken nerds and ur internet omg so fuken lame ALL OF YOU!".

Lowtax said that the next dude who fought Uwe was puking for an hour afterwards, and the guy after him came out with blood everywhere. "Fun publicity stunt" - Yep.

cos they're computer nerds

Is the comp only for established critics? or can people who have been bagging him online for ages step up =)

Whoop's post brings an interesting thought to my mind. If we could all choose one QGLer to take into the ring for a face off, who would you chose? I guess all the little fights wouldn't matter because we'd all really be there to watch Kat and Agent 99 fight in a pool of KY jelly. And to see BJ drive off in the car his mummy and daddy bought him because he'd be too affraid to fight anybody.

On second thought, I'd challenge BJ and get his parents to pay me off to take a dive.

f we could all choose one QGLer to take into the ring for a face off, who would you chose?

Whoever is the smallest obviously.

trog, not because i dislike the guy, but because it would be awesome to try and take down an admin.. for bragging rights ofcourse :)

Is the comp only for established critics? or can people who have been bagging him online for ages step up =)

how about you try anyway? i'd pay to watch that

I reckon Hermi should be allowed to take a knife into the ring against Uwe Boll, that'd make good entertainment.

I guess all the little fights wouldn't matter because we'd all really be there to watch Kat and Agent 99 fight in a pool of KY jelly.

No... Thank... You...

Replace Kat with nubbin :D

hunter should challenge uwe boll... carpark or stfu! ;p

*slaps demon with an empathy shield*

Crizane your asian man you got your own parents, dont be silly.

You'd only turn up to the wrong ring and wonder why no-one is around anyway (RE night lol! - dumb c***)

Serves them right, taking on a semi-pro. Idiots.

Boxing is the worst of the fight sports anyway.

Fight a QGL member, nobody, that's why I have friends who are big and scary. Leave the fighting to the grunts, the trolly bars to the lebs and the forum fighting to the nerds. haha, GO TEAM! Not saying I can't hold my own... but what a f***ing waste of time and effort. Plus nobody on here would be game to fight it out (except for say bj, strex or acetame).

But hey if somebody with no previous experience wants to start doing a martial art or kick boxing at the same time as myself and after 6 months fight me sure... that way we'd be the same skill level and would make for an interesting fight. I'd do it if there was a serious challanger. If I say I'm mates with bj will you hate me enough to take me up on the offer? Haha. Come on chumps!

lol strex... 25% fake german, 25% fake american, 50% girls name - only experiences poor strex has is getting punched in the head from hanging out at teen nightclubs, hes just lucky they didnt know his name or they would have pulled his hair instead.

BJ, your witty repartee is amazing.

You are the most sycophantic person on these forums I have ever seen lightassassin.

I'm old and fat, but if its a one on one fight I'd be more scared of the amateur boxer than any other martial art except for Wing Chun, but then anyone with skill in Wing Chun probably would be stpid enough to fight unless it was absolutley necessary, there is a reason why some Martial Arts aren't a sport!

1. The average amateur boxer is fiter and conditioned to take a hit than the average amateur martial artist.

2. Fighting in a non-controlled environment negates most of the martial art/martial sport advantages, boxing is still boxing. Although some of the martial arts that concentrate on grappling would be more advantagious than say a kick based style in this situation.

3. People usually speak and push each other before rolling on the ground in 90% of 1 on 1 fights that I have witnessed, more so when they have been drinking.

4. Anyone who uses a weapon in a fight or has to out number their opponent for intimidation and threatening don't deserve to waste good oxygen.

5. Doesn't matter how good you are, 3 or more opponents that work together will kick your butt every time. Why do you think bouncer talk/yell at you to get your attention then another usually grabs you from behind (dumbass ones will try to wrestle and fight because they want to be big bad men against pissed uncoordinated yobbo, woo bloody hoo).

6. No matter how good you are there will always be somebody better, so if you must prove your manhood via agression, don't be afraid of getting a beaten because it will only be a matter of time. So if you use weapons, chances are it will be returned in like with interest.

Best place to vent aggression is in a controlled environment, less chance of injury to yourself and others, after all fighting is really about finding your limitations in a one on one contest.

I don't need to flatter BJ or anybody else here. I don't gain anything from him on this forum, except maybe he doesn't rag on me? Do you feel left out? Maybe if you say sorry to him real nice, and teary up a bit he'll be nice.

Maybe you should fight him in a ring? Go on, you're a big "tuff" security guard now, he's just some piddly little fence builder and all. You could put him in "immense pain" and all. Haha, go crazy champ!

Heck, take me up on my challange. I'm serious, I'll do it. I'm not scared to get my ass handed to me or kick somebody elses (I'm talking in a proper ring, not some lame carpark job). Would be great value for sure. Or are you going to stick to being a Keyboard Commander and command your melodramatic words to shock and awe the internet population?

Could you handle 6 months of training for a fight?

Gumby, when I talk of martial art I refer to Muay Thai.

I can handle 6 months of training for a fight

Muay Thai is a Wushu (sport) like most modern forms, unlike older more traditional styles like Wing Chun (I can only comment on styles I know) where the form dictates incapacitation of your opponent in the quick/effective manner.

A person trained in any style vs one with no training should always have an advantage, that advantage can only be leveraged by knowing your opponents strengths and weaknesses, by the time someome has demonstrated this it is too late to say "sorry I don't want to fight" therefore it is always better to take the higher morale ground and decline to fight unless being attacked.

SunTzu "Art of War"

So it is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle.

Most traditional forms will also teach self control, usually a much harder lesson than the physical training itself.

Enough philosophy, fighting for the sake of fighting is a shallow pursuit...

I disagree, I think it's interesting and challenging

Is taht fighting an unknown in the street or fight in a controlled environment to test youself?

The first one is pointless the second one is testing yourself and your limits in the pursuit of development, very different.

4. Anyone who uses a weapon in a fight or has to out number their opponent for intimidation and threatening don't deserve to waste good oxygen.

That's pretty dumb actually.

If you want to fight someone who really doesn't want to, and they bring out a weapon of some description against you all I can say is HAHAHAHA if you get bludgeoned, stabbed, shot or whatever.

If you're the aggressor using a weapon against someone unnarmed then yeah, it's even worse than being the agressor at all.

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VVV Oh, right.. sorry :)

[edit] Now I read it again, makes sense...

last edited by Loki at 18:31:58 29/Sep/06

^^^ that was what I was getting at, just not very articulate after friday beers... :)

friday beers for the win!

















or anyday for that matter =)

Yeah and its only 4.30 over here in WA... :)

I am talking about a fight with both of us training in the same art, in a controlled environment, and as a test of my ability (I haven't been in a fight since I was young).

I was planning on starting Muay Thai soon enough anyway, so might aswell get somebody else fit, and have a good match while I'm at it. I'm sure a few people would like to slug me some, I'm offering a good reason in a safe environment to show me what you can do.

I'm not out to fight beacuse I can, but more out of interest and the challange.

So Jim, you'll take me up? Wouldn't mind taking on a old timer, that's if you don't mind taking on a young timer :P

Uhm, dude... That still sounds about as lame as saying "let's fight in the carpark".
Actually nah, lamer cause you want to make sure you actually stand a chance.

Lightassasin,
Mate of mine used to run a stable up in Toowoomba. If your serious, I'll ask an see if he's interested.

Is taht fighting an unknown in the street or fight in a controlled environment to test youself?

nah not some random off the street

So Jim, you'll take me up? Wouldn't mind taking on a old timer, that's if you don't mind taking on a young timer :P

sure, as long as you're not a scrawny teenager who I'd feel more compelled to put over me knee and paddle some manners into

^ as long as it's only manners

HERMITech I have no previous training, I was saying if somebody who was untrained would like to try. But if you mean training, I know the guy who runs the springwood training house through a mate, so I'm covered in that aspect.

Loki, why is it so lame? It's no different from going "Hey lets build a big chev v8 and beat that kid we know in his turbo skyline lolz lolz!!!". Just this isn't about who can spend the most money on a car, but instead who can get fit, learn the art and fight properly.

Jim, I'm not a runt and I'm decently fit. Yes I do exercise daily, but I'm nothing special.

Anyway that's my qgl fun for the week, might poke around here next week sometime, if you're interested it isn't hard to find my email (eg. my nick name @hotmail.com).

Im down for this s***, only problem is your gonna get all skirts like loki making excuses from day 1 like he is already

I'll train up LightAssassin, turn him into my killing machine for destroying internet nerds.

:P

i'll take you on lightassassin.

you go train, and in 6 months we will do a round or 2?

i would challange Bj, but being the fagot he is he would probably bring a trolly poll. i have taken on a "hardcore fencer" (not trying to hurt eachother, just more see who would win in a grapple.) he was 6"5' about 100kg, im 6" and 60kg.

i won.

infact, i slaughtered.

fear my ju-jitsu and boxing skills.

I'm back in Feb WhiteWolf, been a few ears since I stopped Ju-Jitsu/Judo (like 20 years) but I started when I was 5years old stoped when I was 20 and switched to boxing for 5 years before taking Wing Chun for 13years. Now I just work the bag a couple times a week for exercise, havn't worked the wooden dummy for about 6 months due to the fact haven't got one over here in WA.

Haven't slapped the mats for about 10 years but would be keen, but I'm 6"1 95kg so bit of weight advantage, but that shouldn't be a problem, still remember the basics O-Goshi and a few others... :)

ok, you have been training longer than i have been alive, so no thanks :)

I really enjoy training in jujitsu and can see some practical uses for it in a real fight but really, I'd way rather be a boxer in a street fight than a grappler. Boxers are just that much more used to taking hits and not turning away and also know how to throw the proper punch at the right time.

the problem with that reload is that there is only one or 2 punches thrown in a real fight while standing, then it almost always ends up being on the ground.

Im down for this s***, only problem is your gonna get all skirts like loki making excuses from day 1 like he is already

I'm sorry, where did I volunteer for this to begin making 'excuses' for it?

I am confident enough that I dont need to get all uppity on the internet and start some fight club.

i would challange Bj, but being the fagot he is he would probably bring a trolly poll.

I was thinking more like he's a f***** enough if he did win he'd probably pin you down and rape you... Or have Cemax and LightAssassin pin you down and do the same.

It's no different from going "Hey lets build a big chev v8 and beat that kid we know in his turbo skyline lolz lolz!!!"

Jealous much? But yeah, your right that would be lame, good thing I realised it and never spent loads of money on my car huh...
Infact by your own idea, that would make your best buddy Burt the lamest fag in this thread right now.
Keep riding shotgun with burt, you might get in his pants one day.



last edited by Loki at 12:40:02 30/Sep/06

So how about them broncs?

Shhhhh, I'm creating an argument here and you're not helping.

good thing I realised it and never spent loads of money on my car huh..

Was that before or after you realised you couldnt even afford thongs, let alone spend loads of money on a car?

2 punches thrown in a real fight while standing, then it almost always ends up being on the ground.

That sounds like an argument to learn how to punch, rather than accept your fate of having a hot sweaty man roll about on top of you.

ok, you have been training longer than i have been alive, so no thanks :)

Your younger and faster than me ;), wasn't a challenge for a fight was a offer of some training sparring as all my mates either box or do Wing Chun and I'd like to refresh the Judo aspects without having to attend classes again... :)

EDIT :: s*** I'll be 42 in Feb...

last edited by GumbyNoTalent at 15:10:54 30/Sep/06

Sweet Jeebus Gumby!
Your even older than me!

Age is just a state of mind, your body is still very capable till about 50-60 I would say, well probably 50 for me been a hard living life so far... :)

I won't lie I was a lot fitter when I was 30, but since I've been over here in WA I haven't been training as hard as I used to, so the tummy is a bit flabby from all the beers. Start working in a warehouse today packing pallets over the xmas rush period so hopefully the 10 hour days followed by 1-2 hours workout and training should fast track the gut goodbye by xmas... :)

How old HermiTech?

37, but yeah, I'm still in pretty good shape albeit likewise not as toned as I used to be around the midriff yet still surprisingly well toned for someone who drinks as much as I do =)
Most people forget that I'm almost 40 an think I'm 30 ish. s***, I know I forget that I'm not still that age!
I'll only concede that I'm getting old an slow when I can't catch flies out of the air or snatch fish out of water anymore.

My parents both aged really well (both look and act way younger than they really are) so I guess I'm just lucky DNA wise there =)

Bj can you actually read at all, or did your parents just pay off your teachers for you to pass school? How can somebody miss the point so dismally, and then make such poor efforts at retaliation? I almost feel bad, it's not right to make fun of the mentally challenged.

Hermi looks like thirty or just under to me:
http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/2066/hermicastrationweb8op.jpg
http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/5256/hermidoom3real3vc.jpg
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2497/10007775mi.th.jpg
Edit: Last image was way to freakin' huge so I thumbnailed it.

last edited by Crizane Tribal at 18:59:54 30/Sep/06

Wow burt replied even after I stated before his post that I was just fishing.
I think you're right and he is mentally challenged crizane.
Then again, I spose building fences and repeated heat stroke trying to earn a dollar as the GREAT AUSSIE BATTLER burt, may have some influence.

HERMITech you youngin... remember life the universe and everything... 42!

yo gumby if you wanna see results fast, boxing and muay thai are by far the best bang for hours put in. wing chun is pretty rad but it takes a while to get anywhere near good enough to make use of it.

ps. i've trained in wing chun, bjj and a bit of muay thai.

I trained in classes for 13 and work the wooden dummy regularly since stoping 4 years ago. I also been trained in boxing for 5 and hitting the bag couple times a week for another 17 so I know what you mean about boxing, 3 x solid 1 hour sessions a week keeps this old bastard in reasonable shape. :)

ooh didn't know you've trained in it, did you do it in bris and if so where? you've got a fair few years on me heh :)

Crizane,
That pic was taken 22-sep-2005
So I was only 36 an a bit then =)

Edit:
But wtf to the mere cats have to do with anything???

last edited by HERMITech at 23:13:51 30/Sep/06

Meerkats are awesome, that's what. Plus it was a joke.


Best thread derailment ever!
http://www.meerkats.com/images/5422.jpg
http://mk29.image.pbase.com/u8/paulca/upload/32838498.Meercat1.jpg
http://www.sciencenetlinks.com/images/interactive/meercat.jpg

I used to train boxing down the old Lang Park PYC

If I was to have an exotic pet, it would be either a Meerkat or a Spider Monkey

I already have an exoctic pet, a trouser snake...

wouldn't some of yur fish count as exotic hermi? i doubt too many ppl have festae & the like :P on that note ...

my rivulatus has eggs!

this makes mr dempsey sad :(

heh I caught the end of a doc about meerkats on cable the other day, funky little critters

Demon
Yeah I spose, cept my fish can't be trained to go to the fridge an grab us a beer
It would be just like having my own little retard that I could put a collar on =)