A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know... they have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.

"But my sweet honey.. at the bar....you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?.. "LISTEN UP CHICKEN s***, SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT s*** IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"

...and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story ?

the funeral...

and i understand why people pay out noobs so much.

sit down and shut up for a couple of hundred posts, then make comments on people, rather than jumping on the bandwagon

have a nice day

Agreed with tung... thats one of those womanized jokes "the funeral is on tuesday"

Not funny. ban this thread.

I LOL'd, and also agree with Erik!

thats one of those womanized jokes

No its not, where in this joke does the man own the woman?

hey sorry this is off topic, but Loki add me to msn champ, we used to play some quake 2 2gether

msn: marty83@hotmail.com

no, it sucked.

QTF

ta guys, i almost read that

hey sorry this is off topic, but Loki add me to msn champ, we used to play some quake 2 2gether

Negative captain spandex.
Can't touch this.

thread funny rating 10/10

plz grow up, I thought I didn't need to babysit anymore