<Edit>for chikin:I heard this on backberner</edit> :D

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. To physically demonstrate Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle by empirically evaluating the time dilation between two ostensibly stable fields as represented by the near side of the road - x, and the far side y, such that the equation x squared minus y squared divided by the cosmological constant can only be derived by summing the infinite series cosine x to the power tangent y.

You see, you have to have the cosmological constant or the chicken would only get half way......

Well I thought it was funny.

..to get to the other side!

It was running from the shifty Enterprise music! :)

THEIF! you stole that from Back Berner you cheap ass!

yes, note the quoting

gah, bro logged in again... finally his mobo is back tomorrow and he can stay on his own comp wooooooot!!

there was no mention of where u got it from :)

Backberner rocks

"Political correctness is making a policeman's llife a hell. Instead of saying we are looking for a leb teenager we ave to say we are looking for a youth that may occasionally enjoy hommus, tabouli and fallafel."

cause he felt like it

because it was gay.

because fpot was on the same side of the road as it.

because maccas dick was in it.



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KEKE





KEKEKEKEKE ^^

because he f***ing wanted to now leave the guy alone

KE...?

because he couldn't cross.

Because he wanted to cross the road and kick the s*** out of the guy who ripped off backburner?

That was a really stupid "joke".

SR, it was funny.. ur stupid :P

Too much mathematics for me Loki :)

SR... yeah hehehe, but that's why its funny =D cuz I didn't understand a word it was on about =)

because he could..

why the hell do we make stupid jokes like these, we have lives dont we.. well at least some sort of meaningful existence.

* insert cow voice from cow and chicken * Why did the cow cross the road, cause she wanted to be with her bested wested friend the the whole wide wworld, CHICKEN. *end cow voice *

I find it disturbing the in Cow and Chicken, the chicken is in fact a male character, shouldn't it be Cow and rooster, or Cow and Cock.

backburner is s***e