SIF I didn't just see the fat man himself!

You see some strange things working in Brisbanes tallest building at night, but f*** me, I wasn't expecting this...

Santa, or "Annual Gift Man" as the Japanese like to call him was piss bolting down the street with a bottle of Jim Beam in his hands. He looked really stressed as his beard was falling off and he was screaming profanities at passers-by.
hmmm...he must have screwed up his schedule.

Anyway dudes, tell me what he brought you in the morning k?

I hope he finally brings me my two front teef. It has been 15 years since I first asked for them :(

hahahaha...but I read on the internet that he isn't real?!

That will teach me for taking JeffK's words as gospel.

write him a letter demanding ur teef and ifff he doesnt give em tell him ull take his teeefff

f*** YOU SANTA. I HOPE YOU DIE OF AIDS.

Still didn't get my two front teeeef...but I got my 500th pair of socks. c***.

If I see you again, fat man, I will cut you.

Ho Ho f***ING HOE

santa is a kiddy raper

OMG you are a funny c*** strexx, I honestly fell of my chair reading that s*** :)

Well, I finally caught up with Santa, he was in a Mexican whore house. Please do not ask me what I was doing there.

Anyway I ripped of his f***ing beard and his true identity was revealed to me:

http://www.stileproject.com/scary031.jpg

I wet my pants with horror. Then I went home.

good one strex, now hes upset.

http://maxe.hypermart.net/untitled.bmp

Sif that mexican isnt me :)

sif that mexican would lock his keys in the car. Did you ask for a new set for Christmas man? :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! f*** YEAH MAN!! Luv that pic of the severely distressed santa up there, that f***ing ownz.

Quote from suicidle santa: "I'M SICK AND TIRED OF f***ING MILK AND COOKIES!!! THIS IS THE END, GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!"