I already have my gifts because .. well I bought them for myself
This year because there's a few grand kids now and I (the youngest of 5 kids) have a kid of my own, it's all about them == no loot for teq
we kids are growing up so fast these days ;~(

For myself I picked up some car audio stuff for my (coming soon) car pc

I got my Mrs a Ragdoll kitten, he's pretty cute and his name is Frost(y). there's some argument over this name
our sons name is Jack so I suggested Frost (as in, Jack Frost), but she calls him Frosty anyway
I had to run this one by her before xmas, hence not being a surprise for tomorrow

Lots of people have sent us random gifts for Jack, including clothes and all kinds of different noob toys
he's pretty easily pleased at the moment, some tinsel + a bell keeps him entertained for hours

what did you get for/from your loved ones on this fine Hallmark day?

I peeked out between the steel bars on the ventilation hatch to my bunker. i was still alive. christmas is good so far.

I got death stared in a parking lot yesterday

DEATH STARED

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/death-star-1.jpg

I got a book from elvis - that I bought and wrapped *sigh* Can't read it until tomorrow when I unwrap it.

A death stare not a death star... noob

I'm going to get laid, any other presents are a bonus.

actually, I pissed myself laughing when I saw it - a literal lol too, rare

so did i

i read the thread from the bottom up so it didn't work on me, i need to stop doing that s***

I'm going to get laid, any other presents are a bonus.

Sweet! What time should I come over?

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/6178/unixgetlaid.png

Could you stop referring to your husband by his first name? seriously no one gives a s*** about some random who isn't even a member of this forum.

last edited by MatchFixa at 02:12:03 25/Dec/09

Well palyed eXemplar.

Wewt, got some Eau De Toilette, a selection of hot sauces, bottle of bourbon, electric shaver and trimmer kit so far.

pretty sure elvis is his internet nickname.

no idea why i know this, or why anyone would know this.

is elvis her husband

assumed it was her cat, lulz

Could you stop referring to your husband by his first name? seriously no one gives a s*** about some random who isn't even a member of this forum.

im pretty sure its ok to talk about significant others around here, regardless of what we call them

I call him 'my husband' and people call me out. I call him 'elvis' and people call me out.
I have a husband, who's online name is elvis, and I will talk about him because he is a big part of my life. And if he is the only person who has given me a present for xmas then it's not too much of a stretch to refer to him in a "what did you get for xmas" thread.

Single people are such downers

Up at 6, house looks like a bomb hit it but the kids scored big time and the house is a buzz. It's awesome!!!

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Wifey got me a Braun electric razor.. can't wait to charge that puppy up and give my stubble a good clean.

The adults in our family do a secret santa so I'll get my present from whoever it is in the next few days since they weren't organised enough to send it in time to arrive today.

Merry Christmas all!

:(
i prefer you stubbly

Wifey got me a Braun electric razor.. can't wait to charge that puppy up and give my stubble a good clean.

What she is really saying is that you need to shave your balls.

I'd really like a bj, but will have to survive another month with out one, stuff myself with food and booze instead today. Got shoes from my ma oh and a ticket to the UK so I ain't complaining if the rest of the rellies give me nothing else.

Happy Jesus' Birthday to all who believe
Go to work and stop celebrating Spineless Athiests

got some ben sherman shirts, some glasses, and a book of useless recipes from my mum that i'll never use

hardware, did u get given coal for xmas and complain cos it wasnt lpg?

A 1.5 TB WD ext HD,
1 space ghost season,
30 days of night,
Cronenberg's Shivers,
Dirt2
Bryce6.3

for this ungrateful and shiftless athiest

Hairy mary to 1 and all

fossil fuel burn
well the mrs Xmas cat (Frost) just s*** all over a linen robe and he has diarrhea
christmas fun for everyone

i read the thread from the bottom up so it didn't work on me, i need to stop doing that s***

Is that so you don't accidentally post something silly after everyone has already figured out the OP is a satire piece?

Wewt, got some Eau De Toilette

According to babelfish this translates as toilet water, I'm not sure I'd be so excited about getting that if I were you :p

I call him 'my husband' and people call me out. I call him 'elvis' and people call me out. I have a husband, who's online name is elvis, and I will talk about him because he is a big part of my life. And if he is the only person who has given me a present for xmas then it's not too much of a stretch to refer to him in a "what did you get for xmas" thread. Single people are such downer

I don't see a problem with you calling him "my husband" but the way you casually drop in "elvis" like we're all meant to know him personally is frustratingly annoying. It's like you want us to ask "who's elvis??!?!?! the king himself?" to which you'll respond with "ohhhhhhhh he's my hubby and he's got a number plate that says elvis and he's into making arcade cabinets!" Who calls themselves elvis anyway? is that just a nickname you guys like to throw around or was he born an elvis? arghhg now i'm actually starting to delve too much into his personal life and that's what you want me to do so f*** that.

p.s. I'm not single, i got married back in the days when you were still cam whoring it up.

mry xmaz.


last edited by MatchFixa at 12:43:57 25/Dec/09

What she is really saying is that you need to shave your balls.

Don't do it, mine came with a trimmer thing separate, I tried trimming the old down there hair and it ripped a chunk out. Ouch.

I don't see a problem with you calling him "my husband" but the way you casually drop in "elvis" like we're all meant to know him personally is frustratingly annoying. It's like you want us to ask "who's elvis??!?!?! the king himself?" to which you'll respond with "ohhhhhhhh he's my hubby and he's got a number plate that says elvis and he's into making arcade cabinets!" Who calls themselves elvis anyway? is that just a nickname you guys like to throw around or was he born an elvis? arghhg now i'm actually starting to delve too much into his personal life and that's what you want so f*** that.

You know what? When you start lecturing Spook on the same subject I might put some weight to your argument. Until then you're just Kat hating for the sake of Kat hating.

You know elvis = my husband. You knew it before this thread. So you're the one harping on the issue for no reason.


Now, back to celebrating Christmas.
Cheers everyone

you feel very strongly about this don't you matchfixa. i couldn't give a s***.

Happy Christmas all :)

Matchfixa lol chill out big fella, whats the big deal jeez :O

Also Kat is there anymore pics of you and your friends that I havn't got? Would love more!

Merry Christmas you sorry bunch of heathens! (And to all you closet Christians as well!) :)

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.

Now, onward toward the loot! All hail materialism!

You know what? When you start lecturing Spook on the same subject I might put some weight to your argument.

The reason why we give spook some leeway is because he's not such a repeat offender, unlike yourself. It's like you have a quota to meet with the number of elvis's's's you have to drop into each thread. Come off it already.

You know elvis = my husband. You knew it before this thread. So you're the one harping on the issue for no reason.

Again, it's because of the number of times you hammer it in, which is the problem from the start. Forget me though, seeing how he doesn't even post here, what about others who have no idea about who he is?

The worst part about all this is what i mentioned above in combination with that that f***ing peculiar name that you randomly flaunt around.

last edited by MatchFixa at 13:06:06 25/Dec/09

Because it is Christmas and you seem to want to know so badly, I will let you in on the secret to his nickname.... He wore a levis shirt one day at uni with the letters around the wrong say saying 'elvis'. He can't even remember where the shirt came from but the nickname stuck ever since. He doesn't like Elvis music.

Oh and btw, elvis = the man I am married to, so if I mention 'elvis' in my posts I am referring to my husband. Now we have that cleared up there shouldn't be any issues with me referring to my husband as elvis from here on in.

I love my husband, whos name is elvis.

p.s and Spook is just as bad as me, you just have a bias towards me.

Again, it's because of the number of times you hammer it in, which is the problem from the start. Forget me though, seeing how he doesn't even post here, what about others who have no idea about who he is?

The worst part about all this is what i mentioned above in combination with that that f***ing peculiar name that you randomly flaunt around.

You're just a noob, pretty much everyone here (except for you it seems) knows who elvis is. Everyone on here is always going on about their wife/husband/boy/girlfriend. You're just jealous you don't have a husband.

Best gift i got today, by far from my brother and his fiance,

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8099/17154211608472223684652.jpg


Fiance got me... Bebop and rocksteady from ninja turtles original series...
Mario figurine... Beatles poster... Mr Potato head Royal Family... Gambit original cartoon series figurine.

Ill probs get a blow job tonight too... YAYZ... (not that she needs an excuse to give me one... just a backhand... amirite)

Rant about nothing.

Fuel tension with useless posts.

Respond to trolling.




Smart people.

ease up tit hater

xmas is a day for trolling and flaming

And bjs apparently

what about setting trolls on fire? That sounds like a fun idea.

I've been outside carving up the back yard with my rc truck doing some damage to the poor dry blades of grass :(

Anyone know of a decent skate park with dirt ramps & s*** rather than cement ones? I need some place to get mad air.

You're just a noob, pretty much everyone here (except for you it seems) knows who elvis is

I know who he is unfortunately, and i wish i didn't.

Also name one other person (other than spook as we just discussed him) who regularly refer to their partner on this forum by their first name/obscure nickname.

dunno where ur at whoop but there is an actual dirt RC track out at the pine rivers sports club, corner of bunya rd and jinker track.

haha what a corker of a day
f*** I feel old though, I was doing backflips into the pool from the side and I have managed to pinch a nerve - I stopped before it go too bad though
beware kids, tingly hands = ur doing it wrong

I'm guna start to excersize more just for flexibility, screw this keeping in shape business
also got my 6" splits installed today, very happy with that result

Hey matchfixer guess what?

NO ONE f***ING CARES BUT YOU

Go back to your hole and let the rest of us enjoy Christmas :)

the Christmas spirit is thick up in this bitch

Also,

http://file.upinthisbit.ch/51bfb87a_tree.gif

^ up in that bitch :)

I didn't have one present under the three this year
I'm an old fogey now ;(

I don't see a problem with you calling him "my husband" but the way you casually drop in "elvis" like we're all meant to know him personally is frustratingly annoying. It's like you want us to ask "who's elvis??!?!?! the king himself?" to which you'll respond with "ohhhhhhhh he's my hubby and he's got a number plate that says elvis and he's into making arcade cabinets!" Who calls themselves elvis anyway? is that just a nickname you guys like to throw around or was he born an elvis? arghhg now i'm actually starting to delve too much into his personal life and that's what you want me to do so f*** that. p.s. I'm not single, i got married back in the days when you were still cam whoring it up. mry xmaz.

STFU u complaining bitch

tiny dint get his bag of flour for xmas :(

I got a mean BJ this morning f*** yea. She took it like a champ she always does :D

Modern Warfare 2
Elephant Boxers with a flappy trunk as a ruler TO MEASURE MY COCK. (from my Nana lol)
Pool table, choice!
Other random s***.

Holy s*** food was awesome today, all sorts of meat and deserts and of course my Lolly Cake that I make!
Good Times.

G'fs family is f***ed, Joy had to drive out and guide them here - they've been here 5 times already and still can't work it out, her sister chucked a Narnie on the way here yelling and being a constant random Bitch, her dad left s*** on one of the toilet seats, her Mum cooks awesome KFC style chicken tho and Spring Rolls, f*** yea.
Funny cause it's normally my family that causes dramas hah.

her dad left s*** on one of the toilet seats

hahaha, spill

What a lovely Christmas day this is turning out to be. I got bored so decided to work on the car and the green powdery s*** that accumulates on the battery terminals? Yeah I breathed in some of that s*** + petrol fumes from dicking about with the carby = my throat is awesomely funky. Looks like I'll be spending my 2 or so weeks in bed :( BOOOOOOOOOOO

<3

Who's this "elvis" fella?

lol the reason spook is given leeway is because he is not a completely s*** poster like you are.

tiny dint get his bag of flour for xmas :(

hehehe!

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lol the reason spook is given leeway is because he is not a completely s*** poster like you are.

personally I've always wanted to see spook.zip.

ooooh, maybe for xmas next year stinky if you are good!

pls god/allah, no spook.zip

I call my missus "Leader of the Opposition and Treasurer".

I got Kouros Body, Boxers (for wearing to bed), Seed Kits - seeds and seedling pots and potting mix, I love growing stuff and sandals, cause my ol' ones stink. and money from the outlaws.

Oh and a mug that says "I'm absolutely fkn fantastic"


last edited by Some Fat Bastard at 11:16:44 26/Dec/09

I got a ipod touch from my partner, very awesome - feel slightly bad cause his is still on the way cause of an online orders stuffup

Its all about the kids these days. Like most other adults if I want something I just buy it :p

Still picked up a little loot so that we had some presents to open with the kids. I got a Settlers of Catan expansion, some booze and a dartboard.

i got an awesome family feast! drank beers with my bro-in-law n watched my nephew blatt around on his new minibike.

(edit) now i'm off to my olds for round#2 : the leftovers! ;D

nibbling at leftover ham in the fridge after Christmas == win

I got some racks for my paints.

i had my scooter stolen

MERRY f***IN CHRISTMAS

he did you a favor, know youre no longer a f*****

first a boat, now a scooter... What a year!

ah well, it's almost over
I've nearly had 3 or 4 people smash into me while driving over the last few days
every one of them looked to be 60+ years old

They would just be driving next to me and then all of a sudden they're slowly creeping into my lane
so I beep at them they get the f***ing s***s at me?

rage++

thats not the christmas spirit!

Is there some MatchFixa vs. Elvis (for Kat's affection) saga that I'm missing?

Also, call whoever whatever you want, I say. And anyone that doesn't know who it is can always just ask! I hate to simplify your complex problems, but there it is.

feel slightly bad cause his is still on the way cause of an online orders stuffup

Oh! The ol' "yours is still in the mail" excuse. Someone always brings it out at Xmas. I feel sorry for him too :-P

thats not the christmas spirit!

Correct, yesterday being the furthest day from Christmas

I've nearly had 3 or 4 people smash into me while driving over the last few days

Just at Carindale Westfield and some chick in one of those newish looking suzuki swifts crashed into a parked car while trying to park in the slot adjacent to it. Either that or trying to reverse out and totally failed. Made a fairly decent noise. She must of slammed it cause there was a fair bit of smoke and she couldn't reverse out and the tyres went fully sick smoking when she tried.

Anyway I was like "good luck with alllll that" and kept driving up the ramp while good Samaritans stepped in. 15mins later on the speaker-phone in the centre "if you own the Toyota Echo with number plate bla bla bla please return to your car immediately". BL to that owner.

Elephant Boxers with a flappy trunk as a ruler TO MEASURE MY COCK. (from my Nana lol)

Does anyone else find this disturbing?

I got some books, cause I read lots. Personal favourite this year, "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies". Also got Scrubs 1-8, a stress ball thing that I can make faces with from the kids, a gift pack of peri peri sauces and lots of other nice things from outlaws and stuff...

ps - Say Merry Christmas to Elvis for me Kat, cause you're married to him... Elvis that is. But we know Elvis isn't his real name, and just his nick.

pps - Say Hi to Petal for me Spook, but not Elvis, unless you want to of course.

ppps - Elvis

pps - Say Hi to Petal for me Spook, but not Elvis, unless you want to of course.

Did anyone else think that 'Petal' was her real name, or just me? *blush*

Oh, and 'Flossy' is my missus, so whenever I say 'Flossy' from now I expect you to know who it is. Believe it.

Roger that.. and mine is called Kayla... not Elvis

mines Angella, two L's
her mum spelt it incorrectly on the birth certificate, true story

Ha! Good story!.... So do you ever call her Angelllllllllllla just to annoy her?

all the s*** drivers come out at Christmas.

Despite asking for a bag of concrete - yes seriously for a xmas project. I got new pants, boardies, plenty of offensive novelty t shirts. And a es-yo yogurt maker which is the bomb. Oh yeah and 7 boxes of beer and some wine and cookies. And my mother in law left a couple of $50aud notes in various things which will be they will convert in a bajillion nz pesos

. He wore a levis shirt one day at uni with the letters around the wrong say saying 'elvis'. He can't even remember where the shirt came from but the nickname stuck ever since. He doesn't like Elvis music.

sounds like arthur '2 sheds' jackson to me....................



this was one of me fave presents this year...........

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/158/364667321_845935d0be.jpg



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all the s*** drivers come out at Christmas.

Try driving to sydney a few days before christmas at night, the truck drivers are crazy mother f***ers.

We got caught behind about a 12 truck convoy, and when we got to the overtaking lanes, the trucks would try and overtake the other trucks, then becuase there was a huge line of trucks on the left, you couldnt see the signs when the lane was ending. Then when we got passed one truck was tailgating us even though we were probably 10 over the limit, so we let him pass and followed him.

mines Angella, two L's
her mum spelt it incorrectly on the birth certificate, true story

man, hopefully your kid doesn't get downs like her mum has

Ha! Good story!.... So do you ever call her Angelllllllllllla just to annoy her?

when necessary, I just pronounce it "An-gella"

feel slightly bad cause his is still on the way cause of an online orders stuffup

Oh! The ol' "yours is still in the mail" excuse. Someone always brings it out at Xmas. I feel sorry for him too :-P

I made it up to him :p

HAWT (provided you are hawt)

i dont know who you are on facebook so cant confirm hawtness

I like Elvis - he's a god of the old religion