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Topic: Tiger Woods porn coming - "Tiger's Wood"
Seven
Posts: 1038
Location: Wollongong, New South Wales
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/10/tigers-woodporn-flick-com_n_387198.html

"Tiger's Wood" is the title of the upcoming adult film, which bills itself, reports E!, "as the 'official porn parody' of the non-golf exploits of the sports icon. The script riffs on the story and (presumably) makes up stuff where it might make things spicier."


Beware, link includes NSFW pictures. Seems like a hilarious spoof on the real life shenanigans of Tiger, not unlike the Scrubs XXX parody.
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HERMITech
Posts: 6554
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
just don't scroll to the bottom of the artic


ummm, I don't know if you get the whole concept of visiting a webpage and the NSFW part.
Raven
Posts: 3971
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
I read something about EA buying Sierra thismorning, and the Tiget Woods/Leisure Suit Larry jokes started flowing immediately.
bepatient
Posts: 92
Location: Melbourne, Victoria

Tiger's Wood.... GOLD!
d[o_0]b
Posts: 3458
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
did you guys hear about the new game coming out on Xbox? Its sort of like grand theft auto. You can drive around causing accidents, banging hoes and having fights with people. Its called Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2010
Pinky
Posts: 3428
Location: Melbourne, Victoria

If you're stuck in "Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2010" then searching for the terms "Tiger Woods Cheats" isn't going to get you far.


What's the difference between tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's!
MatchFixa
Posts: 1745
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Lame.
infi
Posts: 14652
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I wonder if the caddy joins in a tag team.
Khel
Posts: 14010
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
Wtf, that guy's sex doll says it has an 8 inch penis and a 4 colour face. What the hell is a 4 colour face?
TiT
Posts: 2745
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
What is the difference between a golf ball and a Car?.......Tiger can drive the golf ball 400 yards
Persay
Posts: 5764
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
dude looks nothng like tiger woods

i saw a real tiger woods lookalike out last weekend
Pinky
Posts: 3499
Location: Melbourne, Victoria

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.

Teacher:
"Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave
early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm
smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches
would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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