SINGLE vs. ENGAGED vs. MARRIED

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat.. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"
The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?

LOL

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made me think of this:

haha :)

lol !!!!
ill be saying that for a couple of days

'hey batman, whats for dinner'?

rofl!

definitely calling mrs spidz batman all weekend.

Brother gettin married this weekend.
Known the chick less than 12 months already broke up once before.
She gonna clean him out.

Holy guacamole, Batman! Classic. Made me lol.

Known the chick less than 12 months already broke up once before.

He gonna get raped.

IF U AINT NO PUNK HOLLA WE WANT PRENUP

LOL....I actually laughed out loud, which has been a while around these parts! Good find!

Faceman a cynic? who wouldathunkit

cant turn a ho into a housewife.

babies getting raped.

lol yeah i read these forums every day but its rare that i post, probably too lazy, but when i got that in my inbox from a good friend i just had to share it with yas - i lol'd irl also

As a married woman, that made me rofl

Haha

Well played my good man

The married woman(kat) put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into my gun slinging panties, my leather holter vest, equipped with my 9mm government issue. I finished it off with a TIE. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, lara croft, what's for dinner?

^ A nice warm plate of lame sauce.

Why do men get married?
So they don't have to hold their stomachs in anymore.


What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They're married.


Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

How far does the word 'Single' stretch these days? Can you have a boyfriend/girlfriend yet still be classified as single?

How far does the word 'Single' stretch these days? Can you have a boyfriend/girlfriend yet still be classified as single?

Sure, why not?

I have 2 girlfriends, I nick named them lefty and righty.

yeah imo single means no one serious, like a boyfriend
you can be boning teh chicks but if you call one of them your gf, you aint single