I have an account on youtube and I have a few videos and I like to leave comments around the place.
Anyway everyday I cop heaps of s*** like this in my gmail inbox:

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yankee2be1994 has sent you a message:
Hey,
My name is Brett, liek you care lmao. Well i was searching around youtube, and i found your channel and i must say cool channel, i love your username too! I can't say the same for mine haha. Well i was wondering since you seem like a cool person if you can check out my channel and consider subscribing it would mean alot :). Check out the video below for a sample of the videos i make. Thanks for reading! :D

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craftnation has sent you a message:
Hey whats up
Hey Im trying to promote myself so can you do me a favor and check out my channel and subscribe!
Thanks Its not spam I just like to take time to email as many people as I can to promote myself if you are already a subscrber sorry for sending you this message ....Kevin Craft!

I think thats the definiton of spam buddy

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GoodSnacksTakeTime has sent you a message:
Hey
Hey,

I saw you left a funny comment on a video lol, i just wanted to stop by and say hello. Hello =P anyway i would love it if you could subscribe it would mean a lot also can you give me some tips on leaving funny comment like yours ? thanks =) please Subscribe & have a lovely day

-Xavier

P.S for some reason i can't get your username out of my head lol good job on thinking of it =] also check out my brother kevin at youtube.com/judy

(My username is just my name??)

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smallandlarge has sent you a message:
this is pretty random
Hey, you might know us and you might not, but we found a youtuber you will probably love! His name is CopyAndChase. You should totally check him out and subscribe if you like him. I mean you dont have to. But trust me it would be worth it!

-Riley (SmallAndLarge)

PS. The kid just became a youtube partner!

Oh.. I don't *have* to... ??

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girlqld has sent you a message:
JUST WANTING TO SAY ....
We each have a purpose which we were born for,
In the wheel of life, we each have a role to play,
To sustain creation, every one contributes in some way..
So never let anyone make you feel they are more than you
For we are equal sparks of creation, divine and true…

JUST STOPPING BY AND CHECKING THINGS OUT ON YOUTUBE
AND SHARING SOME NICE WORDS AND VIDEO
HAVE A GREAT WEEK

I need some ideas on how I can cause acute pain and/or ongoing discomfort to these people?

Just record yourself ranting about the above and post it. That'd be punishing enough.

you mean in the same way you do that to us?

do any of these people have forums that they like to frequent? u should go join them and post there!

just ignore them...
that way they have spent more energy than you making you winner.
utube spam by the looks of it.
do you aim to inflict pain on the president of nigeria?
if not, then ignore this like all other spam.

I don't mind spending a lot of energy as long as they can't fathom the extent of my efforts.

Get your thinking caps on - how can I ruin someone's youtube experience or their account, or somehow force them to quit the internet?

If I can find out their contact details I could fake something to disgrace them and send it to their parents and school. That would be the ultimate I guess.

last edited by thermite at 11:35:14 20/Jul/09

spammy irrelevant non-sensical messages from youtube... i find that rather difficult to believe!

from youtube I just get compliments on my patrol, or questions on what's required to do a 4-6" lift on them

my guess is you're probably just going around being a thermite, and these people are doing to you what you're wanting to do to them. and you don't realise it hehe

Anything you do to target them specifically would only serve to promote them more (ie, responding to spam emails for v14gr4).

Give them some of their own medicine, find a youtube spammer and spam them back.

you're probably just going around being a thermite

haha so mean Jim. You're mean.

I have no idea what you're talking about Jim.

I found this site which gives you tips to spammers on how not to get banned from youtube: link

Now if I can reverse these principles, and over-promote these users' videos, perhaps I can get them blacklisted somehow.

Perhaps I could make copyright claims, and accusations of abuse from several other accounts.

Then I can sleep with their mums.

you mean in the same way you do that to us?

do any of these people have forums that they like to frequent? u should go join them and post there!

At this point I'm assuming they're all QGL'ers.

I only use my youtube account to troll people. Skyline fans and druggies are the easiest to troll. One little comment left returns many many replies such as 'U DNT KNO NUFFIN STF DIK HED ID KIK UR FKIN AS".

I'm down with that too Syco, but it's not really good enough to do in this case, that's just what I do normally.

XD G day m8! just wanna apologize in advance if I took your time in some way by reading this email . go on ahead and press the delete button if it does. seeing your comment on the Johnny Cash Cover originall/covers vids, I was just wondering if you had the time to give some feedback on my interpretation of this song.....ONLY If you ever have the time, Kaiser and I would definitely appreciate it! I also have many other covers and originals as well if this didn't do it for ya XD Subscribe ONLY if you believe my songwriting is of quality. That way we both win XD You receive quality music while knowing that I'm doing something right if you're subscribing=) Happy listening! thanks so much! .

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I deleted a stack of them recently.

One kid asked something similar and I told him I was going to find out where he lives and kill his dog/sister. he threatened to call the police and blocked me.

works a treat.

I need some ideas on how I can cause acute pain and/or ongoing discomfort to these people?

report them to a bunch of other forumhaws?

hey I know! set some wild Strogg on their asses!

I get a lot of comments on my youtube vid's, but they are all about how f***ing awesome I am. One chick even wrote, "I'm cumming right now" ;) The private messages I get are flattering too :p

One chick called manlissa even wrote, "I'm cumming right now" ;)

Get your thinking caps on - how can I ruin someone's youtube experience or their account, or somehow force them to quit the internet?

Link them to all the threads you've posted on QGL, they'll soon lose faith in humanity.

Send them a pair of your shoes.

I need to punish users of YouTube thermite