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Kat
Posts: 10985
Location: Queensland
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I see you one Farrah, and Raise you a Wacko!
Link http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-rushed-to-the-hospital/ MICHAEL Jackson has suffered a heart attack and died, gossip website TMZ reports. |
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Triamks
Posts: 2189
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Post 1.
++ for the details. |
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MoGs
Posts: 675
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Has it been confirmed yet?
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| #2 07:55am 26/06/09 |
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reso
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Posts: 4781
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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HOLY s***
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| #3 07:56am 26/06/09 |
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paveway
Posts: 9968
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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quick guys, someone make a thread
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| #4 07:58am 26/06/09 |
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3dee
Posts: 3805
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Isn't MJ a plastic android these days though?
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MrHardware
Posts: 5132
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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yeah, some say he's been dead for years. compare 'i want you back' mj to his latest stuff, hardly a resemblance in any way.
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Triamks
Posts: 2192
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I knew he wouldn't play in London.
Those people that bet on this are going to be rich! |
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Kat
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No one in the states wants to confirm it except gossip websites.
Hasn't been confirmed by anyone 'legit' yet |
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thermite
Posts: 1846
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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wtf happened to my thread :( I f***ing crawled out of bed to post that, and you replace me with a Kat thread...
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TicMan
Posts: 4798
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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Farrah and MJ are one and the same.. CONSPIRACY!@ (paging Faceman)
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BillyHardball
Posts: 9297
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Just heard this. Sad news for his millions of fans. His music is no doubt some of the best ever recorded and performed.
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| #11 08:24am 26/06/09 |
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Kat
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I was never able to see him live :( I saw his sister life, but it's no comparison
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louie
Posts: 89
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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lol.......
what a bulls*** thread..... so as long as a rumour (a dodgy as rumour at that) has some link to 'prove' it, all is good in 'mum still does me washing' land ....... |
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Strange Rash
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i thought he was waaaaaaay overrated
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| #14 08:35am 26/06/09 |
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BillyHardball
Posts: 9298
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Louie, the posters in this thread have been up front about it just being a rumour so far. People can make of it what they want.
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| #15 08:36am 26/06/09 |
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Insom
Posts: 2987
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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if true then that sucks :(
l8r mike remembering him from the good old days |
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Damo
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Kat
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DirtyApe
Posts: 648
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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How could they tell?
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3dee
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Snakeman
Posts: 577
Location: Queensland
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... and it's looking bad. He's BAD !!! |
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sparrow
Posts: 436
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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mission
Posts: 5283
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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How could they tell? MJ doesn't move for a while. |
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Minxy
Posts: 1144
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I can't be bothered checking, but according to people on facebook channel 7 have got something on about it now.
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| #24 08:50am 26/06/09 |
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MrHardware
Posts: 5133
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Every channel has something on about it now.
Michael Jackson - I want you back last edited by MrHardware at 09:01:59 26/Jun/09 |
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Any
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BillyHardball
Posts: 9300
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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hahaha Any... oh dear.
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BillyHardball
Posts: 9301
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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It will be interesting to see how many people backpedal from their kiddy-fiddling allegations, general public included.
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thermite
Posts: 1847
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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He's been eating cereal again.
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| #29 09:14am 26/06/09 |
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Spook
Posts: 25445
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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i dunno that people will be backpedalling on any allegations . .. .
anyway, its a shame, he was a talented man, who i cant help but think turned out the way he did because of how he was raised |
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demon
Posts: 4442
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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sure he touched some children... but it's micheal jackson man... MICHEAL JACKSON! :P all music's worth is subjective but no one can deny that jacko made a huge impact on the music industry... even if it was s***e pop. :D i blame it on the boogie.
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| #31 09:15am 26/06/09 |
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Martz
Posts: 2174
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I'd like to see any other artist sell out tickets to 50 concerts in one city! :O
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DirtyApe
Posts: 649
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Everyone is a saint after they die, even freaky looking people accused by multiple people of being a kiddy fiddler. My favourite site sickipedia.org has crashed with people trying to make sick jokes LOL
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| #33 09:18am 26/06/09 |
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Coochie
Posts: 652
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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the guy was a freak (he looks like something out of a Tim Burton film in the picture above)...but his music was/is rad. I listen to Dangerous probably once a month...it's the jam.
RIP you weird sick freak who made awesome music. |
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MoGs
Posts: 676
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Looks like it's been confirmed on NBC, BBC and CNN.
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| #35 09:29am 26/06/09 |
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louie
Posts: 90
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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well there ya go......
being highly influenced by michael jackson musically, today is a sad day... i feel sorry for his kids.... being isolated from the world for much of there lives and now the man they hung out with is gone :( sux when mums or dads die. very sad week with a lot of loss in general. |
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trog
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Posts: 27257
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I saw Michael Jackson perform last time he was in Brisbane; say what you want about his eccentricities but he was a f***ing impressive performer |
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The GuVna
Posts: 932
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Though this is rather sad, I must admit I will laugh if they decide to cremate him...
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thermite
Posts: 1848
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Yeah i saw it too, he performed at QGL stadium
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paveway
Posts: 9970
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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yeah how good is twitter now infi
peice of s*** twitter |
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Boxhead
Posts: 12039
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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This is all a publicity stunt...
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DirtyApe
Posts: 650
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?
Disney films can still touch kids. |
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| #42 09:59am 26/06/09 |
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kappa
Posts: 1116
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I'm a massive MJ fan, and I hope he's remembered for the right reasons.
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| #43 09:59am 26/06/09 |
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DM
Posts: 1046
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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Yup say what you want about the man's personal life and how bats*** wierd he is, the man was a god damn genius when it came to singing and dancing. I still like his music today. I mean the man made thriller. Beat that anyone else in music history.
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BillyHardball
Posts: 9311
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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He has also been a massive influence on the music scene in general. A lot of artists borrow from his composing style and dance moves.
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| #45 10:10am 26/06/09 |
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thermite
Posts: 1850
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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This is my 9/11
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Eds
Posts: 8816
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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and so it begins
Did you hear michael jackson died from food poisoning. Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts Michael Jackson passed away this morning from a massive heart attack. Authorities have released a statement saying that they will melt him his body down and make plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change |
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infi
Posts: 12668
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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It will be interesting to see how many people backpedal from their kiddy-fiddling allegations, general public included. Like The Chaser says, even pricks turn into nice guys - after death. I always liked MJ, he was just misunderstood. |
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Spook
Posts: 25448
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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i guess michael's heart didnt want to be starting something
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| #49 10:29am 26/06/09 |
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Damo
Posts: 3799
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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It's a shame, he was just going to release a song about his life too...
'Michael Jackson in A minor' |
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| #50 10:40am 26/06/09 |
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skythra
Posts: 1226
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I heard Michael Jackson died from a heart attack.
I guess it just couldn't Beat it.. beat it.. nobody wants to be defeated But if you're wondering what to wear to his funeral, if it helps, it doesn't matter if its black or white. |
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| #51 10:44am 26/06/09 |
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tequila
Posts: 2540
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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holy f*** I've never had so many SMS jokes in a one hour period before
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| #52 10:45am 26/06/09 |
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Damo
Posts: 3802
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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The reports of Michael Jackson having a cardiac arrest is a myth... He actually went to the children’s hospital and had a stroke...
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Nailbomb
Posts: 2706
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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holy f*** I've never had so many SMS jokes in a one hour period before lol. same here, my phone ran out of space. |
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3dee
Posts: 3820
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Dammit. I'm now listening to Michael Jackson instead of MUSE.
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| #55 10:57am 26/06/09 |
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Damo
Posts: 3803
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I heard they're blaming his dead on the boogie.
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| #56 11:03am 26/06/09 |
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infi
Posts: 12670
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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This has to be the worst QGL dead pun thread ever. Honestly, these puns are terrible. Lift your goddamn games.
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| #57 11:24am 26/06/09 |
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MrHardware
Posts: 5134
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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well you come up with some, complainey-face
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| #58 11:26am 26/06/09 |
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FaceMan
Posts: 1167
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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You cant defame the dead !
The biggest star since Elvis. So, let the rumors begin... Has he faked his own death ? |
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icewyrm
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Tanaka Khan
Posts: 4658
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, I wonder who the third will be?
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Creepy
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Not that it matters much outside of the US, but people are calling Ed McMann the first of the three. (Jacko was the 3rd)
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eightyeight
Posts: 1118
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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we should be leading the way of MJ jokes here, i agree some of you guys are classic lift the game!!!!
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Phooks
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Faceman what is wrong with you?
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DirtyApe
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$ack
Posts: 681
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The reports of Michael Jackson having a cardiac arrest is a myth... He actually went to the children’s hospital and had a stroke... LMAO, nice damo |
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Alize`
Posts: 1219
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Not to add to the conspiracy fire but I was looking at VideoZone on PS3 last night and all their feature songs were Michael Jackson songs. I think Sony knew he was going to die and it's probably safe to presume that Sony killed him.
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Clubby
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When farrah fawcett went to heaven god said you get one wish. She said she wants all the children in the world to be safe. So god killed Micheal Jackson.
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thermite
Posts: 1853
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Michael Jackson and Sega's Sonic 3.
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| #69 12:17pm 26/06/09 |
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DirtyApe
Posts: 652
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Two paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson's to answer the 911 call,
the first asks the second what they should try first. To which the second replies, "well I don't know about you but I reckon the Ferris wheel". |
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pARODY
Posts: 348
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Police have asked the estate of Michael Jackson for him not to be cremated. There is concern that he could be made into plastic bags and still be a danger to small children.
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| #71 12:37pm 26/06/09 |
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Snakeman
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Though this is rather sad, I must admit I will laugh if they decide to cremate him... Yeh burning plastic in fires will f*** up our ozone layer. |
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eightyeight
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nice one dirtyApe
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Red
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http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/5188/22f0a8ef58ad4ac7ae138e4.jpg
- when the paramedics arrived at Michael Jackson's house, he apparantly was not dead, he was in the bath blowing Bubbles. - He apparently had a heart attack in the amulance on the way to hosital. The paramedic tried revive him with the paddles and was reported to say " Got to be starting something, Got to be starting something...." - early reports suggest the heart attack was suffered whilst reading a K-Mart catalog. Apparently Boys underpants were 50% off - When Farrah Fawcett went to heaven, god granted her 1 wish and she wished for all the children to be safe. So god killed Michael Jackson - McDonalds has released a memorial burger to commemorate Michael Jackson's passing, it's a 50 year old piece of meat between two 10 year old buns. - With the shock death of Michael Jackson the coroner is unsure what to blame the death on - the sunshine, the moonlight, the goodtimes or the boogie... - Michael Jackson on his death bed requested that his ashes be packaged into a box of rice bubbles, so he can have the feeling of going through a 10 year old's ass one more time! last edited by Red at 13:39:43 26/Jun/09 |
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Raider
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oh man.. hahaha
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FraktuRe
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It's only a matter of time before one of the jackson's finds this thread.
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infi
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then you're all going to hell.
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$ack
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darkjedi
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From the comments on the news.com.au article about MJ's death:
2 words Rest in peace There's some smrat ones out there. |
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ravn0s
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tequila
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ah the internets, is there anything you can't do?
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3dee
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FaceMan died this morning when a member of QGL ended his life for being a troll.
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CeMaX
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Absolute legend. Greatest artist of all time.
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natslovR
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Didn't even make the first ten pages of google for Michael Jackson heart attack jokes so I can't see a Jackson finding their way here... Though surely they'd be over it by now? It's been long enough, right?
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Trin
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i luv joke death threads, keep em goin!
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Nailbomb
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Jockeys at tomorrows Flemington meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.
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Jimbo
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edit: D'oh! I got beat
last edited by Jimbo at 18:43:29 26/Jun/09 |
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Damo
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a current affair is doing special about wacko jacko.
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WetWired
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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his funeral will be held next tuesday
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Triamks
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a current affair is doing special about wacko jacko. Yes, it followed on from an extended Channel 9 news. Coincidently, that news was the most painful news I've ever had to sit through. It took forever to get to the real news. |
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Damo
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i enjoyed the montage for bruce paige..
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Pinky
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It took forever to get to the real news. Hah! Real news on Channel 9. You will be waiting a while. A long long long long long long while... Pro-tip: SBS or ABC for news. |
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Damo
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thank god there is some nrl on tonight, channel 10 doing special at 10pm..
ps. go doggies and ummm.... tigers! |
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koopz
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I just want to know what caused the OD..
As has been said, "We have met the enemy-and he is us" okay, going back to the crackpipe/TF2 surf maps now. RIP MJ.. ya did some good |
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thermite
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gets creepy at 2:48 |
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Is that the Motown one I posted ?
Yeah it was lip sync but hard to sing and dance like that. hard to DANCE like that ! |
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- According to reports Michael Jackson's fatal heart attack struck slightly before 10:55am, just as the big hand touched the little hand
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His movements are fast and precise, even if seemingly simple compared to what you see today (good luck doing those moves performing though ... that's not lip synced right?).f*** that video is awesome. Simple perfection == awesome. Compare that to the flamboyant s*** that acts have these days... his sense of timing and the beat is just f***ing incredible! Look at this s*** some a****** who I've never heard saying "oh, MJ wasn't that great really" |
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michael jackson's actual cause of death was by drowning
he fell off a boat and noone would throw him a buoy |
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why not? that's terribly cruel. death by drowning would be the worst way to go.
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unfortunately he won't be buried for 2 weeks.
recycling went out yesterday |
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Van Halen rocked it in Beat It!
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Update: Apparently he took a shot of Demerol and passed out straight away.
The Doctor is on the run and it looks like an accidental OverDose given by the Doctor. |
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yes! YES! MORE DRAMA TO THE POT! KEEP IT COMING
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Demerol sucks.
If you're going to die from drugs at least make it something good. |
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Demerol sucks. uve never had a suck on a pethedine stick then |
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how lame would you have to be to use MJs death to spam your business website links everywhere ^ that lame |
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ah the internets
where the phrase "too soon" doesn't exist |
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Mick-Jay had a way about him, he will be missed, love him or hate him.
Respect! Thanks for the music -tear |
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you;re right thermite, it does get wierd at 2.48..
is he singing about Demerol? that bit has a nice flow to it and the melody is great... but i cant get past the Demerol bit. |
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I'm over it already, 3 days of news coverage on his death is 2.9 days too many
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s*** the worlds going to end a celeb died OMG OH NOES, average joe never gets this much attention.
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average joe never gets this much attention It might not have anything to do with death, but clearly you're not familiar with Joe the plumber. |
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Now its come out that Jacko is not the biological father of the 2 eldest children. Debbie Rowe was paid out 7 million and had to surrender all rights to the children. The donor was anonymous.
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I've honestly never even seen pictures of his kids before - now theres heaps out, where the f*** did those come from.
s*** the worlds going to end a celeb died OMG OH NOES, average joe never gets this much attention. You don't understand, the world is going to be a different place now. I've never known an Earth WITHOUT Michael Jackson. |
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Now its come out that Jacko is not the biological father of the 2 eldest children. Debbie Rowe was paid out 7 million and had to surrender all rights to the children. The donor was anonymous. was kinda obvious that they werent since they arent black. |
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was kinda obvious that they werent since they arent black.Haha I know its really really logical since you said it, but for some reason I never took that step. |
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What's got 8 legs and doesn't rape children?
The Jackson 4. Should we celebrate the life of a white guy? Or the death of a black guy? "Doctor, Doctor, I've just sold out 50 massive gigs in London but I've changed my mind and I don't want to do it. Can you help me?" Dr Shipman, "Yes, I can" I used to look up to Michael so much; and every time, he'd look back down at me and say, "keep going son". I had an awkward moment with my daughter last week. She asked me how a girl her age should wear pads. “Just put them down your knickers” I told her. The next day she came home in floods of tears. She hadn't made the school cricket team. |
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Did the last one actually happen to you DirtyApe as it's not relevant to this thread.
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I know it's not relevant, it just made me laugh is all.
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I dunno, Casper was pretty gay. He probably welcomed it.
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Jacko was very Gay.
Why didnt he just 'come out' There was no way he was gonna do 50 concerts. He couldnt have done one. His Lung disease meant he couldnt sing anymore and he would have had to lip sync. He couldnt dance anymore and hardly ate any food. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196009/Im-better-dead-Im-How-Michael-Jackson-predicted-death-months-ago.html A fairly long read from a guy that knew him and insiders close to Michael. Its like some kind of Dorian Gray story. |
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Jesus Faceman, do you have a life, or do you just read the interwebs all day?
ps - MJ is still dead |
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Yeah, just finished reading it. Thought it was awesome.
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Well because of the above posts I decided to read it. Impressive read gives in 10-15minutes of reading a significantly fuller picture of what happened compared to the several hours of TV news and fluff.
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All I can say is, I bought an X-Box 360 with Resident Evil 5 not long before Michael passed away. Once I heard the news, I stopped playing Resident Evil 5.
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Michael Jackson arrives at the pearly gates. St Peter doesn't recognise him so he asks, "What exactly did you do on earth?"
“I dressed up in funny clothes and entertained people” "And tell me were you ever in trouble?" "Well I was accused of interfering with little boys, but we paid off some and won the other court case" “I'm sorry father,I don't see your name down here,what parish were you in?” |
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http://www.ravemagazine.com.au/content/blogcategory/13/79/
pretty good article i read in rave today. |
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G'day. I heard , There gonna melt him down into Lego bricks. So the kids can play with him. |
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that joke doesnt even make sense.
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sucks to be joe jackson..he gets nothing!
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Now they are talking about doin' a Lenin and having his body housed in a glass case so fans can walk past and see him.
Was just on TMZ.com and that site has every little bit of info coming in. In fact the site has no other stories on its front page. They have the birth certificates of the 2 eldest kids and it now appears that Debbie Rowe had the eggs inserted in her and is not the mother of the 2 eldest kids. wtf ? There is just no Privacy anymore. When you die you can expect every little secret about you to be revealed. The more famous you are the more likely it will come out. You sell your soul to the Devil to be famous now. |
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Yeah the public body viewing is a bit of a shock if they go ahead with it. It's just that someone has to dress him up and do his makeup, maybe pull a smile on his face or something...
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When you die you can expect every little secret about you to be revealed. depends how many people you leave out of pocket |
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Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in. |
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LOL
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What do Michael Jackson and Air France Flight 477 have in Common?
NeverLand I drink 8 cans of Bundy every night and contrary to popular belief it doesn't make me violent. It's just my wife falling down the stairs never stops being funny. Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be distraught. She was quoted as saying: "First my parents leave me in Portugal and now this." Remember that news footage a few years ago showing Michael Jackson dangling a young child from a hotel balcony? Odd, because he normally just tosses them off. 6 year old violin star Maxwell Jarvis has been confirmed to play at Michael Jackson’s funeral. It seems appropriate to have a kiddie fiddler to see him off…. Michael Jackson has died ladies and gentlemen. I don't know who or what you all blame for this, his doctor or stress maybe... All I can say is… Don't blame it on sunshine Don't blame it on moonlight Don't blame it on good times Blame it on the boogie. ☻/ /▌ / THANKS BOOGIE! I will stop now |
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the keyboard cat vid i posted is better rev.
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hehe Rev I watched that uber long movie only a month ago (Jacksons The American Dream) - It has Wilhelmina Slater from Ugly Betty in it.
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This is fascinating: http://timesonline.typepad.com/science/2009/07/will-your-michael-jackson-tickets-be-worth-more-than-a-refund.html These ticket sellers, with the right phrasing and presentation, could actually avoid losing a lot of money on this. It's possible that the majority of the people will keep those tickets, either as a souvenir of "remember the time we almost got to see MJ then he died?" or in the hope that they can ebay them (indeed, I'd be surprised if the enterprising types haven't started doing it already). The actual, real value of the tickets will certainly change over time; I suspect now they're probably worth slightly more than they should be given that its a recent event - I'd probably try and unload mine now. |
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why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
because there's twenty of them |
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Billie Jean was my lover.
She's just a girl that claims that I look like her dad. |
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news.com has some footage of him at rehearsals.
Hes moving around but hes not exerting himself. He doesnt seem to be in any pain. Still its only 1 minute and its possible that was all he could do for a day. |
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Black ppl have given so much to American music.
Why havent Abos done the same here ? Saw something with LaToyah Jackson (she nutty in the head) and she reckons Michael used to watch street dancers and he learned to do it watching them. |
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Black ppl have given so much to American music. Hahaha. |
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huh, your awesome faceman. People would probably take what you said seriously if u didnt refer to them as "Abos"
There is a few good aboriginal musicans around though, and im not just talking about yothu yindi. |
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Mannn, anyone watching that "MJ's last ever concert" thing at the moment? Fans should be glad he isn't doing any extra shows, it's like watching skeletor but with a billy goats voice bleating out his old songs. He died a long time before now...
Edit: Meh he sounds better now, maybe it's just the old songs he can't do anymore. Still waiting for He-man to bust in and yell something about the power of graystone though :D last edited by Syco at 20:01:34 06/Jul/09 |
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The wife is watching it at the moment, I watched the songs that had Slash out on stage but the rest doesn't really interest me.
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that tv concert was epic...I've spoken to several people who aren't big fans of his but went to his concert at QE2 years ago and said he was the best performer in the world.
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said he was the best performer in the world. Because he doesn't have to sing? I agree, but then again, I come from a place where actually playing your music is the reason you get in the industry. But hey. |
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I wish this thread was over
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Because he doesn't have to sing? I agree, but then again, I come from a place where actually playing your music is the reason you get in the industryYeah no you're right MJ is a talentless hack. Don't you dress up like the Blue's Brother's and cover Elvis songs? |
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I didn't say he's talentless (far from it). To dance like that, it's probably very difficult to sing well.
All I'm saying is that its a pity that he often has to (or is made to?) mime, because as a performer myself, the reason I'm in bands and whatnot is to play live. As an example, Muse was invited to play on some show like Rove and they were told to mime, so they showed their discontent by totally overdoing everything, and it was quite hilarious (youtoobz). |
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I didnt think MJ mimed much?, but yeah I dont see the point in dancing around the stage miming, I guess people like the "show" but if I knew the person was miming then it wouldnt realy interest me.
and 3dee, nirvana did a similar thing when they were asked to mime on a british music show, look it up on youtube its pretty funny. well it wasnt realy a mime, but they had to use backing music without vocal, which were to be done live so kurt cobain did the vocals realy stupidly. |
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Michael Jackson did a lot of live singing. His more active songs did use lip synching, at least in the verses, but they usually also allowed at least part of the song for him to ad lib and sing something else, etc..
Michael Jackson was not trained as a dancer - he was, however, trained as a singer and performer (by his dad). He came up with tunes and lyrics, and he could play guitar and piano, but he did not write musical notation. Infact it was his interest in creating his own music that brought an end to the Jackson 5 and the contract with Motown, where they were only allowed to record songs written by a small team of professional staff writers. |
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Of the few videos I've watched on YouTube at least, the majority were mimed live, and for someone like me who likes watching artists play live, detracts from the whole thing, whether they or the show is good or not.
youtoobz, this ones an example of what I mean. The dancing is still there but because he's actually singing it, it makes the whole thing so much better. |
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The best s*** is him singing in interviews and in court hearings.
I have a clip of Billie Jean live in about 1992/1993 it sounds f***ing awful. I think he had a cold or needed a nose job at the time. last edited by thermite at 10:37:07 07/Jul/09 |
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`ViPER`
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he could play guitar and piano, Its funny you never seem to see videos of him doing this, apparently he played drums too, he's black (well was black at some point) so no doubt he played funk bass too. |
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He was a Bongo drummer from age 5 even before he sang. There is a pepsi commercial where he plays piano. And he did s*** loads on air guitar on stage.
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TerminateThread(GetCurrentThread());
Oh damn, didn't work :( |
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FaceMan
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I predict rioting when they refuse to let fans in and the situation will get out of control when the crowd realize that it will be 95% white people allowed in.
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Syco
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I predict rioting when they refuse to let fans in and the situation will get out of control when the crowd realize that it will be 95% white people allowed in. So? MJ's white isn't he? haha |
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| #181 12:37am 08/07/09 |
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sLaps_Forehead
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I just watched a pretty damning doco on 'Old Chalky'.
Blatant lying about nose jobs and skin bleaching, teh ghey sex, spooning with Webster, Jebus Juice and another term he used thats just too disgusting to even mention without vomiting. He was a sick, sick man.. thing, whatever. |
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| #182 02:03am 08/07/09 |
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mscactus
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Location: Townsville, Queensland
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I missed that doco - was watching Tour De France. Much better viewing.
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| #183 04:16am 08/07/09 |
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fpot
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Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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Yes because some doco made by someone with an agenda is certainly a more reliable indication of guilt than a criminal trial where he was acquitted on all charges.
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| #184 11:26am 08/07/09 |
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thermite
Posts: 1996
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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alright I'm over the whole MJ being dead thing. can someone bring him back to life now please....
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| #185 11:30am 08/07/09 |
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DirtyApe
Posts: 659
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith.
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| #186 11:36am 08/07/09 |
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ravn0s
Posts: 7967
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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lol
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| #187 11:44am 08/07/09 |
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DirtyApe
Posts: 660
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I would like to apologise to the world and take full responsibility for the death of Michael Jackson.
There, I've said it, I killed the greatest singer/entertainer we have ever known... with my remote control. I pressed the green button and the news reader said "If you have just turned on your TV, Michael Jackson is dead." When watching Michael Jackson's coffin being pushed away by the Jackson Brothers, was anybody else reminded of those two words... Cool Runnings. I went to see my new doctor this morning about my piles. He told me to drop my trousers and pants and bend over. As I pulled my cheeks apart, he said, "I'm going to need your whole name." I said, "I just call it my arsehole." |
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| #188 12:17pm 08/07/09 |
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FaceMan
Posts: 1210
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Considering his own relationship with his father I would say his greatest success was the fact that his daughter loved him enough to make that short speech.
well done Michael. |
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| #189 02:49pm 08/07/09 |
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Damo
Posts: 3862
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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christ.. channel 7 has two 1hour specials today, sky news has done replay of memorial, channel v, mtv and max are doing specials and showing memorial..
christ sake..the f***er is dead..let it go already.. |
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| #190 03:00pm 08/07/09 |
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thermite
Posts: 2003
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Where can I find video of MJ's funeral??
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| #191 03:22pm 08/07/09 |
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Damo
Posts: 3863
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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wacko jackos memorial service.
**spoiler alert** just a bunch of people singing and talking.. then his daughter talks at the end.. |
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| #192 03:25pm 08/07/09 |
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FaceMan
Posts: 1211
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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what was john mayer doing there ?
what a dork |
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| #193 05:07pm 08/07/09 |
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TicMan
Posts: 4853
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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MICHAEL JACKSONS DEAD?@!?@!?
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| #194 05:10pm 08/07/09 |
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Minxy
Posts: 1154
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I had the tv on the same channel for half an hour and heard his daughter's full speech 3 times. Seriously wtf. Stop hijacking my morning television already
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| #195 05:34pm 08/07/09 |
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3dee
Posts: 3939
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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MICHAEL JACKSONS DEAD?@!?@!? Whatever was human is. what was john mayer doing there ? Jennifer Anniston... |
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| #196 05:37pm 08/07/09 |
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koopz
Posts: 7809
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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it's weird I guess, but after hearing that MJ died I played a bunch of his tracks only to have the kiddie fiddler stuff stain the art and enjoyment of the dude's creativity..
for some reason Mike P / Faith No More's "Midnight Cowboy" seems to wrap it up for me. s*** happens.. moving on. |
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| #197 07:30pm 08/07/09 |
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TicMan
Posts: 4854
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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Well since the memorial is almost unavoidable I had it on the TV while cooking dinner and Stevie Wonder just said "The moment I wished to see"
GOOD LUCK THERE STEVIE! |
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thermite
Posts: 2006
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I picked up on that too TicMan
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| #199 08:45pm 08/07/09 |
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Damo
Posts: 3864
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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how many times can his concert in bucharest be played in 24hours.. channel v has done it twice, channel 7..ugh..
as much as i hate to say this, i'd rather watch ciaras new film that see another wacko jacko moment on tv. |
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| #200 10:13pm 08/07/09 |
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Le Cock
Posts: 5142
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I don't believe he was a kiddy fiddler. I think it's much like the sexual harrassment episode of the simpsons, 'mothers and daughters reunited by their hatred of homer simpson' "I don't know Homer Simpson, I -- I never met Homer
Simpson or had any contact with him, but -- [cries uncontrollably] -- I'm sorry, I can't go on"" your tears say more than real evidence ever could", 'homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him sexual powers!' etc.. Watching his stuff on TV...it's a real loss. Wish I could've seen him in concert. last edited by Le Cock at 23:08:04 08/Jul/09 |
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| #201 11:08pm 08/07/09 |
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greazy
Posts: 1267
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Watching his stuff on TV...it's a real loss. Wish I could've seen him in concert.not really. it just hit me today that his death really doesn't change much. its not like he was producing any new music that was meant to come out. people need to recognise washed out superstars, and he was clearly one of them. |
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| #202 11:36pm 08/07/09 |
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FaceMan
Posts: 1219
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Get ready to have your mind blown. Ready? Here we go ...
-- Michael Jackson signed his will on 7/7/02. -- Michael Jackson's memorial was on 7/7/09 ... exactly 7 years after the will was signed. -- Michael Jackson's two biggest hits -- "Black & White" and "Billie Jean" -- were each #1 for 7 weeks. -- Michael Jackson's three biggest albums -- "Thriller," "Bad" and "Dangerous" -- each produced 7 top 40 hits. -- Michael Jackson was the 7th of 9 children. -- Michael Jackson was born in 1958 ... 19 + 58 = 77 -- Michael Jackson died on the 25th ... 2 + 5 = 7 -- Michael Jackson has 7 letters in his first and last name. |
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| #203 10:21pm 09/07/09 |
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Mantorok
Posts: 3595
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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So he was killed by the number 7?
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Tollaz0r!
Posts: 9740
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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No, what he is saying is that someone who has had massive exposure to the world can have various numbers manipulated in such a way as to show some sort of perceived pattern, all the while ignoring all the other numbers that don't fit that pattern.
MY MIND IS BLOWN MAAANN
OPPSS, count them, that's eight (8). O well. last edited by Tollaz0r! at 22:48:30 09/Jul/09 |
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Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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$ack
Posts: 713
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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FACEMAN = 7 letters...
perhaps hes next? |
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Midda
Posts: 3736
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Get ready to have your mind blown. Ready? Here we go ... Even if all of those claims are correct, that's what us living in the real world like to refer to as 'coincidence.' |
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thermite
Posts: 2031
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Haha this poor guy is copping a lot of crap on youtube. |
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Le Cock
Posts: 5144
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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haha yeah i turned on the tv to see that guy step up and my reaction definitely was "wtf". Craziest eyes ive ever seen
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Spook
Posts: 25562
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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wtf is up with jermaines painted on hair also?
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The Match Fixer
Posts: 1092
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Ne'gga awn crak or some'in.
p.s. Nice < Subliminal_msg > Star of David < / Subliminal_msg> |
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FaceMan
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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ravn0s
Posts: 7985
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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yer cant believe i watched to 50m
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