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Topic: Joys of working on the Ipswich line
exo
Posts: 8271
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Saw these two lovely "gentlemen" on the 8:40am Ipswich service from Roma Street. They greeted eachother on the platform with an "OI f*****!" The one in the blue shirt has one of the most DEDICATED mullets I've seen in a long time, and white-jacket there didn't have his four upper front teeth. Clas-sy.

Bogan1 - "Orr yeah, get my license back in september. Been w/o it for 11 years now."
Bogan2 - "yeah f*** yeah, I get mine back pretty soon too, got $10k of fines left"
Bogan1 - "f*** man that methadone s***s evil hey, you ever been on the f***ing program?"
Bogan2 - "Yeah, tried to hide it for a while but when they found out they took me pills away the f***ing bastards! Had to go down ta' new souf to get some from a chemmy down there.
Bogan1 - "New souf huh? f*** me mate, get some good gear down there! smoked alotta f***ing stuff down there, weed, crack, y'know - f***in good s***"
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WetWired
Posts: 4098
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
dad?
paveway
Posts: 9412
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
haha nice pic you suspect
Kat
Posts: 10549
Location:
8:40? ya sleep in or something?
CHUB
Posts: 4802
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Better then some 90yo dude that sat next to me on the train while I was playing a DS.

He just kept screaming, point blank, "YOU'RE WASTING YOUR LIFE, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR LIFE, IT IS NOT REAL!!!" for 30 minutes.
TicMan
Posts: 4214
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
Out of everything in that pic, the most stupidest thing is seats with arm rests.
exo
Posts: 8272
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
8:40? ya sleep in or something?

I start work at 9am and I work on top of Toowong station.
MrHardware
Posts: 4409
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
8:40? ya sleep in or something?

Heh
its amazing how some people think that their time schedule is the best
i don't get up any morning before 8. fk traffic for a joke, i cruise into work and cruise out.
i miss out on an extra 15-20 mins of traffic each way (ie halving travel time). Get up 1 hr later, save 40 mins, get home 20mins later than if i had gotten up an hour earlier, and saving on LPG all at the same time! I win!
demon
Posts: 4079
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
flexible work hours ftmfw. i wake up whenever i wanna wake up. i get up when i feel like getting up. orrrjeh :D


oh yeh... teehee bogans. :D
Kat
Posts: 10550
Location:
Heh its amazing how some people think that their time schedule is the best

I don't work you dork :P
MrHardware
Posts: 4410
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
where did i say you work? i was talking about time schedule.
flexible work hours ftmfw.
QFT.
Twinsen
Posts: 246
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
The joys of the train!!.

I remember the Airport express,
Robina... normal people got on.
Nerang... normal people..
Helensvale... normal people..
Ormaue... normal people..
Benleigh...... Kids smoking on the f***ing platform, absolute drop kicks like that getting on... drugged up f***s, f***ing f***ed the kind of people who got on!!! lol.
Loganlea... Just as f***ing bad...

Very lucky because the airport express skips most of those suburbs where, when the train goes past you see nothing but flith.

f*** the trains!!!
smashingpumpkin
Posts: 625
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
ahaha classic!

woulda taken a bit of guts takin that photo tho! if they saw ya, you coulda been the one without the front teeth.
infi
Posts: 11277
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
everywhere is my office.
Midda
Posts: 3209
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
8:40? ya sleep in or something?

Being on the train at 8:40 is strange? I'm usually just getting on the train at that time.
dais
Posts: 8297
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Gold thread would read again
Crakaveli
Posts: 3158
Location: USA
yeah trains suck. bogans shouldnt be allowed on.
Taipan
Posts: 2773
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
^^^ Yeah cause we'd all be better off with these two idiots behind the wheel of a car right?
Crakaveli
Posts: 3160
Location: USA
Sure why not?
rubba-chikin
Posts: 6299
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I used to catch the Beenleigh line for work before I started riding in.

A memorable moment was coming home from work just after 5. Some bogan gets on at Roma St and picks up a mobile call went a little something like this.

Yeah c*** whats up?
...
Yep we're all set for the bucks party
...
Got about a grands worth of grog... f*** yeh c***!
...
Yeah I'll be getting there about 8:30
...
Oi c*** you ordered the strippers yet?
...
Yep thats the one... the lesibians with fruit... yeah
...
blah blah blah + c***

There were quite a few older women with the most mortified looks on their faces... I had a quiet chortle :)
existence
Posts: 6853
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
^ hmm

i must definitely be a bogan because that sounds exactly like i talk :(
infi
Posts: 11281
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
why be sad? it sounds so sophisticated.
Reverend Evil™
Posts: 16206
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
woulda taken a bit of guts takin that photo tho! if they saw ya, you coulda been the one without the front teeth

LOL, that's what I was thinking. Exo must have a death wish.

Although it would be funny if a flash went off and they both look over.
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Forum Hero
Posts: 15527
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
exo is a fairly largish c*** from memory, also i doubt they know much about camera phones. i mean adidas trackies are pretty 90s, and the other dude's hair would have been impressive 25 years ago.

and methadone? please. all the drug fiends these days are doing ice.
whoop
Posts: 13525
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
They greeted eachother on the platform with an "OI f*****!"

What, you mean this isn't how you're supposed to greet everyone? No wonder people look at me strange.
Pinky
Posts: 747
Location: Melbourne, Victoria

woulda taken a bit of guts takin that photo tho! if they saw ya, you coulda been the one without the front teeth
LOL, that's what I was thinking. Exo must have a death wish.

Although it would be funny if a flash went off and they both look over.

Doesn't your camera make a sound? Mine (W880i) would be impossible to take that photo from that range without them noticing.
d0mino
Posts: 3954
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
i'm really hoping this thread is just part 1 and part 2 is soon to follow.
whoop
Posts: 13528
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
You can usually turn off the camera sounds on phones/point & shoot cameras. I turned mine off for ninja photos but the camera in it sux so much it's not worth even trying to take a picture of anything.
infi
Posts: 11283
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
upskirt pro^^^
Twisted
Posts: 10513
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

flexible work hours ftmfw
+1...except when you're waking up when the bogans wake up.
nF
Forum Hero
Posts: 15528
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
sony ericsons you can't turn the sound off. it makes the sound even on silent.
Zylox
Posts: 862
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
exo get a lawyer, i gave you no right to publish my photo online.
Minxy
Posts: 978
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Yea, I tried to turn my camera sound off the other day (Sony Ericsson) and you can't :(
tequila
Posts: 1249
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
I challenge your bogans to fight the bogans of Blacktown in Sydney
they would wipe the floor with the pussy ipswich bogans

catching the 5pm train from central - blacktown is a real experience
reload!
Posts: 4418
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
exo wins thread of the week.
awesome photo

was catching the train the last couple of weeks to strathpine for tafe.
glad I don't have to do that very often. although I work in nundah so it's much the fkn same

Triamks
Posts: 1869
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
exo wins thread of the week. awesome photo


+1
infi
Posts: 11288
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
yes, that photo took balls. hi5
Infidel
Posts: 2603
Location: Netherlands
I miss bogans :( all I get is well dressed homeless europeans instead
eightyeight
Posts: 1044
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
haha top thread

also LOL infi
sLaps_Forehead
Posts: 4033
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
a new language, 'boganese'.
mission
Posts: 4733
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I salute that mullet.

Nice work.
Auz_Guy
Posts: 146
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Photo shopped...clearly two business execs rearranged in seats and dressed down below their pay grade.
jadz0r
Posts: 109
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Undercover cops for sure
Persay
Posts: 5472
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
You cant turn the sound off cos of morons who take pics of little boys in public changerooms
tequila
Posts: 1250
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
and its so hard to find a camera these days as small as a phone w/o the camera noise
jadz0r
Posts: 110
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
and its so hard to find a camera these days as small as a phone w/o the camera noise

here's one
Bats***
Posts: 439
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Yea, I tried to turn my camera sound off the other day (Sony Ericsson) and you can't :(
Supposedly it's law that camera phones have the sound on.
mscactus
Posts: 212
Location: Townsville, Queensland
They would have had better "sh#t" bought in to them every week on visits then they could have got in New Souf.....
3dee
Posts: 3178
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
That'd be an iPhone photo. Switch the phone on silent and camera sound is muted (and no flash to worry about).
Kat
Posts: 10557
Location:
Watching Brisbane Extra last night, some barber in Ipswich said 90% of his clients were asking for the mullet. They said it is back in fashion - ewwwwwwwwwww
thermite
Posts: 946
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Yeah mullets are back in - expect to find one on an AFL player near you soon.

Beenleigh is a strange place. I used to have to go there on weekends to copy data files for work - which would take 2 hours, so I'd go for a look around the neighbourhood while it was copying. The police drive laps around the shopping centre carpark - and not for no reason - almost everytime they swing past the front entrance they have some cause to stop and jump out.

paradigm
Posts: 45
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
here's one


Yes I only noticed this the other day. Switch it to silent mode with side button and take stealth shots.
mooby
Posts: 4608
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
i had my laptop on, and some fat chavs on the beenleigh line knew everthing. i recorded about 5mins on it... but the mic was on mute. so gutted
darkjedi
Posts: 1589
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Watching Brisbane Extra last night, some barber in Ipswich said 90% of his clients were asking for the mullet. They said it is back in fashion - ewwwwwwwwwww


I'll see your ewwwwwwwwwwww and raise you a EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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