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exo
Posts: 8271
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Saw these two lovely "gentlemen" on the 8:40am Ipswich service from Roma Street. They greeted eachother on the platform with an "OI f*****!" The one in the blue shirt has one of the most DEDICATED mullets I've seen in a long time, and white-jacket there didn't have his four upper front teeth. Clas-sy. Bogan1 - "Orr yeah, get my license back in september. Been w/o it for 11 years now." Bogan2 - "yeah f*** yeah, I get mine back pretty soon too, got $10k of fines left" Bogan1 - "f*** man that methadone s***s evil hey, you ever been on the f***ing program?" Bogan2 - "Yeah, tried to hide it for a while but when they found out they took me pills away the f***ing bastards! Had to go down ta' new souf to get some from a chemmy down there. Bogan1 - "New souf huh? f*** me mate, get some good gear down there! smoked alotta f***ing stuff down there, weed, crack, y'know - f***in good s***" |
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WetWired
Posts: 4098
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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dad?
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| #1 03:03pm 20/02/09 |
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paveway
Posts: 9412
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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haha nice pic you suspect
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| #2 03:04pm 20/02/09 |
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Kat
Posts: 10549
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8:40? ya sleep in or something?
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| #3 03:04pm 20/02/09 |
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CHUB
Posts: 4802
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Better then some 90yo dude that sat next to me on the train while I was playing a DS.
He just kept screaming, point blank, "YOU'RE WASTING YOUR LIFE, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR LIFE, IT IS NOT REAL!!!" for 30 minutes. |
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| #4 03:05pm 20/02/09 |
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TicMan
Posts: 4214
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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Out of everything in that pic, the most stupidest thing is seats with arm rests.
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| #5 03:12pm 20/02/09 |
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exo
Posts: 8272
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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8:40? ya sleep in or something? I start work at 9am and I work on top of Toowong station. |
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| #6 03:17pm 20/02/09 |
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MrHardware
Posts: 4409
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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8:40? ya sleep in or something? Heh its amazing how some people think that their time schedule is the best i don't get up any morning before 8. fk traffic for a joke, i cruise into work and cruise out. i miss out on an extra 15-20 mins of traffic each way (ie halving travel time). Get up 1 hr later, save 40 mins, get home 20mins later than if i had gotten up an hour earlier, and saving on LPG all at the same time! I win! |
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| #7 03:28pm 20/02/09 |
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demon
Posts: 4079
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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flexible work hours ftmfw. i wake up whenever i wanna wake up. i get up when i feel like getting up. orrrjeh :D
oh yeh... teehee bogans. :D |
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| #8 03:32pm 20/02/09 |
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Kat
Posts: 10550
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Heh its amazing how some people think that their time schedule is the best I don't work you dork :P |
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MrHardware
Posts: 4410
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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where did i say you work? i was talking about time schedule.
flexible work hours ftmfw.QFT. |
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| #10 03:36pm 20/02/09 |
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Twinsen
Posts: 246
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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The joys of the train!!.
I remember the Airport express, Robina... normal people got on. Nerang... normal people.. Helensvale... normal people.. Ormaue... normal people.. Benleigh...... Kids smoking on the f***ing platform, absolute drop kicks like that getting on... drugged up f***s, f***ing f***ed the kind of people who got on!!! lol. Loganlea... Just as f***ing bad... Very lucky because the airport express skips most of those suburbs where, when the train goes past you see nothing but flith. f*** the trains!!! |
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| #11 03:43pm 20/02/09 |
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smashingpumpkin
Posts: 625
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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ahaha classic!
woulda taken a bit of guts takin that photo tho! if they saw ya, you coulda been the one without the front teeth. |
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| #12 04:05pm 20/02/09 |
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infi
Posts: 11277
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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everywhere is my office.
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| #13 04:05pm 20/02/09 |
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Midda
Posts: 3209
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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8:40? ya sleep in or something? Being on the train at 8:40 is strange? I'm usually just getting on the train at that time. |
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| #14 04:18pm 20/02/09 |
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dais
Posts: 8297
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Gold thread would read again
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| #15 04:25pm 20/02/09 |
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Crakaveli
Posts: 3158
Location: USA
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yeah trains suck. bogans shouldnt be allowed on.
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| #16 04:36pm 20/02/09 |
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Taipan
Posts: 2773
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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^^^ Yeah cause we'd all be better off with these two idiots behind the wheel of a car right?
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| #17 04:39pm 20/02/09 |
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Crakaveli
Posts: 3160
Location: USA
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Sure why not?
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| #18 04:42pm 20/02/09 |
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rubba-chikin
Posts: 6299
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I used to catch the Beenleigh line for work before I started riding in.
A memorable moment was coming home from work just after 5. Some bogan gets on at Roma St and picks up a mobile call went a little something like this. Yeah c*** whats up? ... Yep we're all set for the bucks party ... Got about a grands worth of grog... f*** yeh c***! ... Yeah I'll be getting there about 8:30 ... Oi c*** you ordered the strippers yet? ... Yep thats the one... the lesibians with fruit... yeah ... blah blah blah + c*** There were quite a few older women with the most mortified looks on their faces... I had a quiet chortle :) |
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| #19 05:30pm 20/02/09 |
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existence
Posts: 6853
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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^ hmm
i must definitely be a bogan because that sounds exactly like i talk :( |
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infi
Posts: 11281
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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why be sad? it sounds so sophisticated.
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| #21 05:38pm 20/02/09 |
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Reverend Evil™
Posts: 16206
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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woulda taken a bit of guts takin that photo tho! if they saw ya, you coulda been the one without the front teeth LOL, that's what I was thinking. Exo must have a death wish. Although it would be funny if a flash went off and they both look over. |
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| #22 05:59pm 20/02/09 |
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nF
Forum Hero
Posts: 15527
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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exo is a fairly largish c*** from memory, also i doubt they know much about camera phones. i mean adidas trackies are pretty 90s, and the other dude's hair would have been impressive 25 years ago.
and methadone? please. all the drug fiends these days are doing ice. |
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| #23 06:20pm 20/02/09 |
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whoop
Posts: 13525
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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They greeted eachother on the platform with an "OI f*****!" What, you mean this isn't how you're supposed to greet everyone? No wonder people look at me strange. |
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Pinky
Posts: 747
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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woulda taken a bit of guts takin that photo tho! if they saw ya, you coulda been the one without the front teethLOL, that's what I was thinking. Exo must have a death wish. Doesn't your camera make a sound? Mine (W880i) would be impossible to take that photo from that range without them noticing. |
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d0mino
Posts: 3954
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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i'm really hoping this thread is just part 1 and part 2 is soon to follow.
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whoop
Posts: 13528
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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You can usually turn off the camera sounds on phones/point & shoot cameras. I turned mine off for ninja photos but the camera in it sux so much it's not worth even trying to take a picture of anything.
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| #27 06:44pm 20/02/09 |
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infi
Posts: 11283
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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upskirt pro^^^
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| #28 06:55pm 20/02/09 |
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Twisted
Posts: 10513
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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flexible work hours ftmfw+1...except when you're waking up when the bogans wake up. |
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nF
Forum Hero
Posts: 15528
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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sony ericsons you can't turn the sound off. it makes the sound even on silent.
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Zylox
Posts: 862
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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exo get a lawyer, i gave you no right to publish my photo online.
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Minxy
Posts: 978
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Yea, I tried to turn my camera sound off the other day (Sony Ericsson) and you can't :(
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tequila
Posts: 1249
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
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I challenge your bogans to fight the bogans of Blacktown in Sydney
they would wipe the floor with the pussy ipswich bogans catching the 5pm train from central - blacktown is a real experience |
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| #33 08:14pm 20/02/09 |
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reload!
Posts: 4418
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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exo wins thread of the week.
awesome photo was catching the train the last couple of weeks to strathpine for tafe. glad I don't have to do that very often. although I work in nundah so it's much the fkn same |
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Triamks
Posts: 1869
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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exo wins thread of the week. awesome photo +1 |
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| #35 09:16pm 20/02/09 |
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infi
Posts: 11288
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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yes, that photo took balls. hi5
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| #36 09:17pm 20/02/09 |
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Infidel
Posts: 2603
Location: Netherlands
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I miss bogans :( all I get is well dressed homeless europeans instead
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eightyeight
Posts: 1044
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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haha top thread
also LOL infi |
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sLaps_Forehead
Posts: 4033
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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a new language, 'boganese'.
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mission
Posts: 4733
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I salute that mullet.
Nice work. |
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Auz_Guy
Posts: 146
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Photo shopped...clearly two business execs rearranged in seats and dressed down below their pay grade.
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jadz0r
Posts: 109
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Undercover cops for sure
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Persay
Posts: 5472
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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You cant turn the sound off cos of morons who take pics of little boys in public changerooms
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tequila
Posts: 1250
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
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and its so hard to find a camera these days as small as a phone w/o the camera noise
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jadz0r
Posts: 110
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Bats***
Posts: 439
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Yea, I tried to turn my camera sound off the other day (Sony Ericsson) and you can't :(Supposedly it's law that camera phones have the sound on. |
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mscactus
Posts: 212
Location: Townsville, Queensland
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They would have had better "sh#t" bought in to them every week on visits then they could have got in New Souf.....
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3dee
Posts: 3178
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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That'd be an iPhone photo. Switch the phone on silent and camera sound is muted (and no flash to worry about).
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Kat
Posts: 10557
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Watching Brisbane Extra last night, some barber in Ipswich said 90% of his clients were asking for the mullet. They said it is back in fashion - ewwwwwwwwwww
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thermite
Posts: 946
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Yeah mullets are back in - expect to find one on an AFL player near you soon.
Beenleigh is a strange place. I used to have to go there on weekends to copy data files for work - which would take 2 hours, so I'd go for a look around the neighbourhood while it was copying. The police drive laps around the shopping centre carpark - and not for no reason - almost everytime they swing past the front entrance they have some cause to stop and jump out. |
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paradigm
Posts: 45
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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here's one Yes I only noticed this the other day. Switch it to silent mode with side button and take stealth shots. |
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mooby
Posts: 4608
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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i had my laptop on, and some fat chavs on the beenleigh line knew everthing. i recorded about 5mins on it... but the mic was on mute. so gutted
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darkjedi
Posts: 1589
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Watching Brisbane Extra last night, some barber in Ipswich said 90% of his clients were asking for the mullet. They said it is back in fashion - ewwwwwwwwwww I'll see your ewwwwwwwwwwww and raise you a EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! |
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