guys, you're my chosen demographic to trial a new product line of alcoholic beverages. i call it 'tiger blood vodka' and its made from vodka with a pinch of real tiger blood. basically it tastes just like vodka with copper.

i say this is going to be awesome

you say?

if it aint broke don't fix it
although I guess if it's smirnoff or some other s*** thing trying to be a vodka you might as well give it a go

Good luck dealing with PETA... :-P

i'm thinking if you're at a bar, and wasted.. someone says here's some vodka WITH TIGER BLOOD

i mean surely this is appealing, if not just for a half year craze/gimmic

seriously i think i'm on a gold mine

why not chicken blood? much more profit margin in it, the cost per volume would make real tiger blood prohibitively expensive.

ok i could go chicken blood

cow blood?... no 'bull blooded vodka'.. f*** yeah!

k guys this is gonna make us rich

Well, if you go chicken and cow at least you can say, "I only use blood from cows that were slaughtered for their meat."

You could call it 'Rainbow Kiss'...

Get it? Get it? Huh?

it should go down well with the tight jeans and scarf crowd.

no, this drink is definately not for f*****s

actually guys, careful what you say... this thread is going to be famous when this idea takes off

so for bogans then? what is your target demographic?

Just put some bull blood in some VB and call it red bull s***.

so for bogans then?

of course! they're the only ones dumb enough to spend money in this 'economic crisis'...

i want caffeinated beer.

sounds good, mix it ready to drink with cow piss and lime juice

I say bring back the cocaine wine - Vin Mariani.

That s*** sounded off the hook.

Tigers blood? Probably has HIV from eating one of the locals.

u have hiv.

What about virgin's blood? Could be big with the death metal crowd.

What about virgin's blood? Could be big with the death metal crowd.

Or allot of those sexual predator priests!

Sell it to goth kids

I'm sure Chub would be happy to provide his blood.

you might have some problems with greenpeace or something getting tigers blood, so maybe yeah go for something a little more readily available like polar bears blood or whale bladder


sorry but i think this is a terrible idea


i am of course assuming whales have blood - i really have no idea, maybe you want to use their fat i hear thats nice

did u just see that movie they have snake blood shots?

you mean snake bites, that terrible drink they serve in the australian bars in london?

no thats not it, they are discusting.. isnt that like tequila and tabasco or something?

seriously what the f*** is this thread

you might have some problems with greenpeace or something getting tigers blood, so maybe yeah go for something a little more readily available like polar bears blood or whale bladder

Whale bladder ? as in urinary bladder ?

I'll pass on whale piss.

But seriously, I can't think of any animal that has a commerical or domestic role in our society and is endangered.
Ie. want to protect bilbies ? ... starting farming them for gormet food or as a domesticated pet.

i am of course assuming whales have blood

They are marine mammals ... ie. warm blooded.

yeah bladder was supposed to be blubber or blood, i may have changed my mind mid sentence and not proof read it

Yeah that's an awesome idea for a drink, cause tigers are so abundant and not endangered species or anything and people love drinking blood

f***head

You could use a girls period left overs that way you can avoid people getting upset. And you could spice things with a few little pubes as a parasol/garnish. The options are endless and I reckon you could sell it to Germans.

Where I used to work we had scorpion vodka. You did a shot of the vodka and had a small actualy scorpion put into it, which you took with the shot.

Only the really wasted or macho would buy them, and very few people could shot the scorpion down, they'd all be chewing on them. Pretty gross.

They came with a warning that 'the poison has not been removed, and so we ask for payment up front' to make it a little more daring. I'm pretty sure they were harmless though. I used to like scaring girls with the scorpion jar.

http://www.skorppio-vodka.com/

You could use a girls period left overs that way you can avoid people getting upset. And you could spice things with a few little pubes as a parasol/garnish. The options are endless and I reckon you could sell it to Germans.

Period Vodka. I think you're onto something.