sup br0z

i know there is a couple of ppl on here (hyper iirc?) who uber follow the lhc. i find the whole thing extremely interesting but i am too stupid to read proper articles and actually extract any info from them

so anyone on here wanna give me a qgl update? anything good happened yet? it was fired some time last year right? and took like 40 days to speed up or something?!?!? inform me!

hit wiki fagbreath

Did we forget to end the world? Oh shi-

they switched it on but something broke.

its down for like 12 months.

^^ thats a bit aggressive. there was a good article on bbc yest. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7893689.stm

its gonna start up in September.

Saw aa old british movie yesterday about a guy that tests a particle collider and gets sent into a parallel universe.
Quest For Love

sweet link, thx mooby i loved u

just googled higgs particle and my brain instantly exploded

f*** i wish i was smart enough to understand that s***. bit contradictory though how can i be interested in it if i have f*** all clue wtf is going on

intriguing(sp) is perhaps the right word

they used it, but now we have splintered off into an alternate reality where the LHC is broken and using it has been delayed.

that'd be nice..

I still like to think that i have some choice in how things are turning out here.

which begs the question: what part of my subconscious do you carnts come from?


it's a stretch, but it tastes good :P

I still like to think that i have some choice in how things are turning out here.

I used to be like you...








...but then K-Rudd was voted in as PM.

Poignant. See what I did there?

Or it IS working and they have discovered something THEY dont want us to know.

THEY being the scientists who spend million (billions?) of dollars to build the thing?

"hey guys, we have spent billions of dollars building this lhc thing and have come under constant scrutiny to justify such an outrageous expense! Hey look we just discovered something really cool better not tell the public though!"

http://members.iinet.net.au/~dodgymon/gordon-freeman-lhc.jpg

"a joke about an erection"

Why are they letting people with mikey mouse ties work on that thing?. Also, do the hard hats stop then from being sucked into a black hole?

Actually now that I think about it, a guy that old wearing a mikey mouse tie obviously has no life and is probably the best person to be doing it.

we all died and must spend the rest of eternity on QGL, yes that's right, you're in hell.

that's a sweet ass torque wrench that guy's using.

that's 4 guys watching one guy do up a bolt....that's better than the average council ratio....I especially like the two that are getting paid to watch but aren't even doing that.

My money says they're just there so they can be first to root the sweet alien bitches when we get sucked through the inevitable black hole...which explains the 40 year old in a Mickey Mouse tie and rock climbing helmet - that s*** works like a tractor beam on ho's.

thx mooby i loved u

i love u too.

just googled higgs particle and my brain instantly exploded

f*** i wish i was smart enough to understand that s***. bit contradictory though how can i be interested in it if i have f*** all clue wtf is going on

there was a good dr karl on a few months back, had some astro physicst on, explained it all well. and theres a good one on youtube with some cambridge dude. watch that.

Whatever happened to that group that claimed that the collider was going to open up a gateway to hell ?

"a joke about an erection"

camilla is the only one that gets that joke

Whatever happened to that group that claimed that the collider was going to open up a gateway to hell ?

they were ignored along with the rest of the 'i dunno what this machine does so therefore it's dangerous' conspiracy theory nutjobs. :D

that's 4 guys watching one guy do up a bolt....that's better than the average council ratio....I especially like the two that are getting paid to watch but aren't even doing that.

Read the piece of paper: "Last Bolt tightening 7.11.2007". It was probably just a little group celebration.

yeah, it's like the bigwigs do up one bolt for a photo op: "look what we've built!"

Large Hadron Collider's Restart Button To Be Pressed By Tom Hanks.

Lol?

we all got sucked into a black hole and our sense of time is distorted so we dont know it yet

there was a good dr karl on a few months back, had some astro physicst on, explained it all well. and theres a good one on youtube with some cambridge dude. watch that.

i watched that as well, was it like a geeky sort of dude with a black emo hair cut, but he was actualy semi-funny when he made his presentation?

that was a good vid to watch, explained a bit

i bet this guy has post-grad physics girls lined up for the length of the lhc.

sup br0z

i know there is a couple of ppl on here (hyper iirc?) who uber follow the lhc. i find the whole thing extremely interesting but i am too stupid to read proper articles and actually extract any info from them

so anyone on here wanna give me a qgl update? anything good happened yet? it was fired some time last year right? and took like 40 days to speed up or something?!?!? inform me!

OMG someone remembered me :) I am feeling the love

and yes I do follow this one quite closely and nF summed it up perfectly

they switched it on but something broke.

its down for like 12 months.

To be specific there was a leak that caused a halt on the windup of collisions ....here is an article for ya

http://www.sciam.com/blog/60-second-science/post.cfm?id=more-delays-for-lhc-particle-collid-2008-09-23

Hope this is what ur looking for

Cheers,

Oh and in true QGL/Ausganmers fashion I forgot to say

OMG when they turn it on THE WORLD IS GOING TO END !!! :)

i love you hyperslide:)

exi obviously has been getting to much love and is way to sharing with it

id like some love!

you gotta pay spook